Breaking News: VUVUZELA Sales Are Skyrocketing In The U.S.

[Offender_Mullet]

.....just kidding. However, they would turn some sports I consider "unwatchable on t.v." more lively. Here are just a few examples.....

Soccer: Nevermind, problem already solved.

NASCAR: Drunks with vuvuzelas running around the track. Drivers receive no penalty for running them over.

Deer Hunting: Forget Rambo's composite bow. One toot on a vuvuzela will make Bambi run like mad. The hunter will have to break out the AK-47 to bring her down. Run Bambi! Run!

Bass Fishing Tournaments: Make Billy Bob angry by blowing into a vuvzela and drive all his fishies away. Maybe he'll jump off the boat and wrassle one of dem gators instead. Much more entertaining!

Golf: Shh. Silence. I say no. As Phil Mickelson starts to swing (in turn losing his tournament lead like he's use to doing), hearing a wave or vuvu's crashing down on the fairway will inject some much-needed life into this geriatric sport.

Poker Tournaments: Imagine how much more tense the atmosphere would be. Instead of daddy having his IPOD earphones in, getting ready to p*ss away $50,000 of Junior's college fund into the pot.....his eardrums are consumed with "behhhhh behhhh behhhh behhhh".