Titanic 2. - Blu-ray Forum

OrlandoEastwood · 03-01-2010, 12:43 AM

Oh, yes. The infamous studio known as The Asylum is making Titanic 2.

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The following story is not horror related (Shut up, Terminal!), but I could not resist passing along this movie news to you because you will probably not believe what you are about to see. Either you will howl with laughter, your brain will explode, or you will simply groan in utter disgust. Do not drink anything before going any further unless you're willing to risk doing a spit-take all over your monitor. I damn near did.

So there I was late, late, late last night doing a Google search trying to find some extra information about another film I am in the process of writing a story about when I happened upon a link to the foreign version of the Film Catalogue website. I was disappointed that the link did not provide me with anything useful about the film I was writing about. But, holy Toledo, did I ever happen upon the listing for a new movie billed as being in pre-production that made my eyes bug out and my jaw drop. How else would one react upon seeing this promotional artwork?

I was dumbstruck. Titanic 2! It sounds like a parody, doesn’t it? This cannot be for real. It is. At least it's going to be sometime later this year. However, don't expect it to be a sequel to James Cameron's Oscar-winning megahit.

"On the 100th Anniversary of the fateful voyage, a brand new ultra-modern ocean liner, christened 'Titanic 2,' follows the same path as its infamous namesake."

Again, it sounds like a parody, something the Simpsons would come up with. I feel like smiling and shaking my head all at the same time.

Then I noticed the name of the production company behind this upcoming feature, and suddenly it all made absolute perfect sense.

The Asylum.

Of course, The Asylum! Who else would be crazy enough to make a Titanic 2?

Cross your fingers that this time instead of hitting an iceberg Titanic 2 is sunk after getting chomped by the Mega Shark.

Lord_Stewie · 03-01-2010, 12:44 AM

Funny thing Eastwood is that I saw this and decided not to post it.

Idioteque... · 03-01-2010, 12:52 AM

And I honestly believed that trailer would never cease to exist lol.

Anyway I can ignore this as well. DTV sequels to movies don't exist for me.

American Psycho 2, Donnie Darko 2, and this do not exist in my world.

Blu Titan · 03-01-2010, 01:01 AM

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

Jaguar007 · 03-01-2010, 01:02 AM

let me guess
Strait to video?

Atreyu · 03-01-2010, 01:40 AM

Maybe straight to video but never straight to my blu ray player. I'd rather watch Psycho 2 again, and that was sad, bad and pathetic.

Rob71 · 03-01-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaguar007

let me guess
Strait to video?

With a trip to SyFy first probably.

EricJ · 03-01-2010, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Blu Titan

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

What's even worse is that Asylum has now started reading its own humorous Entertainment Weekly sidebars--And is now trying to marketably promote its "image" as the campy pestilence of the home-video world, and making their knockoff titles even more intentionally camp-conscious.
Just like Uwe Boll did when he started going on those boxing and public-petition stunts.

I quote from the backcover synopsis of "Sex Pot":
"From Asylum, the studio synonymous with good taste..."

(Oh, lord, deliver us from pests trying to be last-ditch cutesy-aware of their own pestiness...

)

XXXsdesdeXXX · 03-01-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Blu Titan

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

This will be on a par with movies such as "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus."

XXXsdesdeXXX · 03-01-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Blu Titan

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

What about anything from their "Shark Attack" series? Pick your choice, "Shark Attack," "Shark Attack 2," or "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon."

Scooby Blu · 03-01-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Idioteque...

And I honestly believed that trailer would never cease to exist lol.

Anyway I can ignore this as well. DTV sequels to movies don't exist for me.

American Psycho 2, Donnie Darko 2, and this do not exist in my world.

I agree American Psycho 2 about killed me!!!

Never again.

MarkJ801 · 03-01-2010, 06:42 AM

Hahahaha, is it bad that I actually really want to see this? It's one of those so stupid, you can't turn away things.

monikaluchi · 03-01-2010, 06:51 AM

I have not interested in sequel. What will be the story line? I have no idea.

Chaotic · 07-28-2010, 07:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEqaSGzpgc

masoud90 · 07-28-2010, 07:40 PM

You have GOT to be kidding me. Are you F*C&ING kidding me???

bytor_one · 07-28-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by masoud90

You have GOT to be kidding me. Are you F*C&ING kidding me???

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

Oh, its real.

OrlandoEastwood · 07-28-2010, 08:13 PM

THREAD MERGE!!!

Oh, God! They redid the cover. Love the cheesy tagline to it.

Trogdor2010 · 07-28-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

THREAD MERGE!!!

Oh, God! They redid the cover. Love the cheesy tagline to it.

Please bring the jumping sharks back? Maybe having them gain higher levels of intelligence?

EricJ · 07-28-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

THREAD MERGE!!!

Oh, God! They redid the cover. Love the cheesy tagline to it.

So, the Titanic was struck by lightning?...Well, there's a bit I never learned in school.

P@t_Mtl · 07-29-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

THREAD MERGE!!!

Oh, God! They redid the cover. Love the cheesy tagline to it.

What I want to know is who put's money into these projects thinking they are a good idea

07-28-2010, 07:35 PM	#14
Chaotic Blu-ray Grand Duke Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Denver, CO	Titanic 2 Trailer (yeah, i know) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEqaSGzpgc

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03-01-2010, 12:44 AM	#2
Lord_Stewie Blu-ray Baron Member since:May 2007 Blu-ray collection:396 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Funny thing Eastwood is that I saw this and decided not to post it.

03-01-2010, 12:52 AM	#3
Idioteque... Banned Member since:Sep 2009 Location:NJ Blu-ray collection:140	And I honestly believed that trailer would never cease to exist lol. Anyway I can ignore this as well. DTV sequels to movies don't exist for me. American Psycho 2, Donnie Darko 2, and this do not exist in my world.

03-01-2010, 01:01 AM	#4
Blu Titan Super Moderator Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Edo, Land of the Samurai Home Theater Gallery:42 4K collection:41 Blu-ray collection:2864 Blu-ray reviews: 2 Trading Score:92	Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

03-01-2010, 01:02 AM	#5
Jaguar007 Senior Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Portland, OR Blu-ray reviews:1	let me guess Strait to video?

03-01-2010, 01:40 AM	#6
Atreyu Blu-ray Knight Member since:Dec 2008 Location:North Carolina 4K collection:370 Blu-ray collection:1876 DVD collection:619 Digital collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 293 Trading Score:4	Maybe straight to video but never straight to my blu ray player. I'd rather watch Psycho 2 again, and that was sad, bad and pathetic.

03-01-2010, 06:42 AM	#12
MarkJ801 Power Member Top contributor Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Salt Lake City Blu-ray collection:273 DVD collection:2	Hahahaha, is it bad that I actually really want to see this? It's one of those so stupid, you can't turn away things.

03-01-2010, 06:51 AM	#13
monikaluchi Member Member since:Jan 2010	I have not interested in sequel. What will be the story line? I have no idea.

07-28-2010, 07:40 PM	#15
masoud90 Power Member Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Seattle, WA Blu-ray collection:180 Trading Score:3	You have GOT to be kidding me. Are you F*C&ING kidding me???

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