Why I Fired My Secretary...

[thunderhawk]

Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife
would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly
have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said "Good
morning", let alone "Happy birthday."

I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, "Good morning,
boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday; let's
go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went for lunch, but
we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a
little place with a private booth. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day.. we don't need to bo back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "let's go to my apartment"

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment and
I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing, "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

on the couch....

naked...



LOL