Have you ever wondered how some movies get made with the writer's screenplay pitch???

[Bytor2112]

lol, i like reading the descriptions for some movies and wondering, who would take the chance in making these movies? i will place up a pitch for a few movies that i find the pitch or premise for it to be funny.

everybody else join in, in posting up movie descriptions ( premise ) that you think is enjoyable.

here is the kicker though, when reading the story idea, you must do it in that deep hollywood preview voice and pretend that you are trying to sell your idea infront of a director or producer. lol, i will put the actual movie in spoiler tags.

hehe

hmm, ok Mr Jones you have my attention for 1 minute, what movies are you trying to get made......................................

1- A young woman grows up to be a stone-cold assassin after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target - the mobster responsible for her parents' death.

[Show spoiler]Colombiana

2 - Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the bait as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.

[Show spoiler]Deep Blue Sea

3 - "Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. ( i think we know what this movie is, lol and it rocks , i know they directed, wrote and produced it themselves, but can you imagine the production company saying WHAT!?!)

4 - A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor.

[Show spoiler]Swept Away

5 - Lady avenger returns to western town owned by a ruthless gunslinger hosting an elimination tournament.

[Show spoiler]The Quick and the Dead

lol, like i said, pretend that you are trying to pitch one of these movies to some big hollywood hotshot. man they must take some chances.