Would You Rather... The Movie Version

[cinemaphile]

Here's a game for you. Give us two options (traditionally both very undesirable ones), and the next person answers which they'd rather do.
Then that person posts a similar question for the next person to answer.

I'll start.

Would you rather:
a) Watch The Godfather dubbed with all voices done by Fran Drescher
or
b) Sit through a marathon of all of Tyler Perry's Madea movies?

[Monterey Jack]

a.)

Would you rather...

a.) Sit through a 24-hour marathon of Adam Sandler movies
or
b.) Sit through a 24-hour marathon of torture-porn horror films

[toddly6666]

Originally Posted by Monterey Jack

a.) Sit through a 24-hour marathon of Adam Sandler movies

Would you rather:
a) Sit through a 24-hour marathon of Wong Kar Wai movies
or
b) Sit on the toilet all day?

[VictoryAtNight]

Originally Posted by toddly6666

Would you rather:
a) Sit through a 24-hour marathon of Wong Kar Wai movies

Would you rather:
a) Watch Titanic in 2D & 3D (back to back)
or
b) Watch the god-awful Star Wars prequel (trilogy)

[Rblu-Dblu]

Originally Posted by VictoryAtNight

Would you rather:
b) Watch the god-awful Star Wars prequel (trilogy)

Would you rather:
a) Watch Battlefield Earth back to back for 24 hours straight

or

b) beat your face against a wall until you're unconscious

[TheBluRayPrince]

Originally Posted by reefwtyo

Good Thank you to share.

WTF?

Originally Posted by Rblu-Dblu

b) beat your face against a wall until you're unconscious

Would you rather

a. Sit in a comfortable chair and watch your most hated movie on a 60 inch HDTV once?

or

b. Sit on a pole with no cushion and watch your favorite movie on an old school 1950s TV five times straight?

[pitmosher]

Originally Posted by TheBluRayPrince

WTF?



Would you rather

a. Sit in a comfortable chair and watch your most hated movie on a 60 inch HDTV once?

or

b. Sit on a pole with no cushion and watch your favorite movie on an old school 1950s TV five times straight?

B.


would you rather a)watch titanic 3 times straight but the audio is only heard when jack says "rose" and when rose says"jack".
or b)watch Gigli 5 times straight.

[Kaiju]

Originally Posted by pitmosher

would you rather a)watch titanic 3 times straight but the audio is only heard when jack says "rose" and when rose says"jack".
or b)watch Gigli 5 times straight.

Damn... you're mean lol.

I choose A.

Would you rather...

A. Watch Baby Geniuses 1 and 2 back to back whilst having to wear diapers

or

B. Watch Hannah Montana The Movie, The Jonas Brothers Movie, Justin Bieber Never Say Never, The Smurfs and Pearl Harbor in one sitting all with Russian dubbing

[Prim]

Originally Posted by TheMan

Would you rather...

A. Watch Baby Geniuses 1 and 2 back to back whilst having to wear diapers

or

B. Watch Hannah Montana The Movie, The Jonas Brothers Movie, Justin Bieber Never Say Never, The Smurfs and Pearl Harbor in one sitting all with Russian dubbing

God Almighty. Ehhmmm.....I choose A.

Would you rather...
A. Watch Submerged (Steven Seagal) while in an annoyed angry mood

B. Watch The Avengers upside down?

[dallywhitty]

Originally Posted by Prim

Would you rather...
A. Watch Submerged (Steven Seagal) while in an annoyed angry mood

B. Watch The Avengers upside down?

Probably A. I don't have much interest in watching The Avengers (despite all the hype) and watching it upside down would be painful after a while. I don't have much interest in watching a Seagal film either, but watching in an annoyed, angry mood would give me ammunition to mock it.

Would you rather:

a) Watch a ten-hour Ultimate Super-Duper Special Edition Director's Cut of Twilight Ludovico Technique style

OR

b) Watch a version of Brian De Palma's Scarface in which your genitals receive an electric shock every time there's a swear word or a gunshot?

[Prim]

Originally Posted by dallywhitty

Would you rather:

a) Watch a ten-hour Ultimate Super-Duper Special Edition Director's Cut of Twilight Ludovico Technique style

OR

b) Watch a version of Brian De Palma's Scarface in which your genitals receive an electric shock every time there's a swear word or a gunshot?

I almost spilled my coffee at the choices here
I choose B, painful as it probably is.

Would you rather...

A. Watch Jaws with a Russian dub over the original audio in green/red 3D.
B. Watch The Green Mile with all scenes in backwards order.

[toddly6666]

Originally Posted by Prim

B. Watch The Green Mile with all scenes in backwards order.

Those Russian dubs are funny but green/red 3D is headache inducing.

Would you rather:
1. Watch SALO every night for a month, and you would have to eat a bowl of chocolate fudge during any "crap-eating" scene?

OR

2. Watch Radio, I Am Sam, The Other Sister and The Reader every weekend for a whole year?

[Petra_Kalbrain]

[cinemaphile]

Originally Posted by toddly6666

2. Watch Radio, I Am Sam, The Other Sister and The Reader every weekend for a whole ye?

Would you rather...
a) watch The Dark Knight Rises as directed by Joel Schumacher and featuring his overweight Mexican wrestler version of Bane...
or
b) watch The Avengers made with Hasselhoff as Fury, Lou Ferrigno painted green as Hulk, that horrible guy from the 1990 Captain America, and the dude who played Thor in that SyFy Channel version.

[TheBluRayPrince]

Originally Posted by cinemaphile

b) watch The Avengers made with Hasselhoff as Fury, Lou Ferrigno painted green as Hulk, that horrible guy from the 1990 Captain America, and the dude who played Thor in that SyFy Channel version.

Never again Joel ... never again ... plus seeing Lou as the Hulk again would be awesome!

Would you rather ...

a. Watch all the Twilight films from beginning to end while eating ice cream

or

b. watch all the Harry Potter films from beginning to end while eating fried roaches

Personally b is better but ...

[Prim]

Originally Posted by TheBluRayPrince

Would you rather ...

a. Watch all the Twilight films from beginning to end while eating ice cream

or

b. watch all the Harry Potter films from beginning to end while eating fried roaches

Personally b is better but ...

Even though it would be unbearable, I choose A. Can't stand insects and creepy crawlers, even though they are harmless.

Would you rather....

A. Watch a made for TV version of The Deer Hunter directed by Uwe Boll?

B. Watch Kill Bill with Pamela Anderson as "The Bride"?

[Kevin Holly]

Originally Posted by Prim

Even though it would be unbearable, I choose A. Can't stand insects and creepy crawlers, even though they are harmless.

Would you rather....

A. Watch a made for TV version of The Deer Hunter directed by Uwe Boll?

B. Watch Kill Bill with Pamela Anderson as "The Bride"?

A. I like the Deer Hunter, and unlike most people, don't mind the Boll.

[QuasidodoJr]

Last post did not continue the game...

Originally Posted by Prim

B. Watch Kill Bill with Pamela Anderson as "The Bride"?

Meh. That could be slightly funny.

Would you rather...

a.) Watch a montage that collects all prequel trilogy footage of Jar-Jar and repeats for 12 hours

or

b.) Sit through all 12 of the Land Before Time direct-to-video "sequels". No original movie!

[FunkJames]

Would you rather

A. Watch Cannibal Holocaust in a room full of stuffed dead animals

or

B. Watch Event Horizon floating in space in a shuttle

[Spider]

Originally Posted by FunkJames

Would you rather

A. Watch Cannibal Holocaust in a room full of stuffed dead animals

or

B. Watch Event Horizon floating in space in a shuttle

B.