Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...Lowest Scored Blu-ray Ever? - Blu-ray Forum

Sussudio · 06-23-2009, 03:08 AM

I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph

pacificvibes · 06-23-2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph

HAHAH but the two member reviews counter Dustin's. But yeah his review was awesome.

Rhylliam · 06-23-2009, 03:10 AM

I rented it from zip.ca a few months back. The movie & transfer were absolutely terrible. All it had was a title.

Blu Titan · 06-23-2009, 03:15 AM

I was actually considering buying this at some point. Better just rent it from Netflix.

la1211 · 06-23-2009, 03:20 AM

Its all good its all right everybody gets laid tonight! Lol Opening intro song its the wrost vampire/musical ever they also did harry knuckles and the peral necklace its so dumb

blu-raay · 06-23-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph

I believe Martin gave the 'Hills have Eyes 2' a "0.5"

And I think that was only because the software won't allow him to give it a 0.

Steve · 06-23-2009, 03:26 AM

Great review. It cracked me up a couple of times.

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Originally Posted by blu-raay

I believe Martin gave the 'Hills have Eyes 2' a "0.5"

And I think that was only because the software won't allow him to give it a 0.

He gave the movie itself a 0.5, but the overall review was a 2.0.

Sussudio · 06-23-2009, 03:29 AM

lol...the screenshots look atrocious

OrlandoEastwood · 06-23-2009, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

lol...the screenshots look atrocious

Yeah, plus those lesbian vamps have some jacked up lower jaws.

Deadset · 06-23-2009, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph

hehe, yeah I saw that, but in all honesty I kinda expected the outcome

Ken Brown · 06-23-2009, 03:51 AM

Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

Sussudio · 06-23-2009, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ken Brown

Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

wow....just when you didn't think it could get any worse

pacificvibes · 06-23-2009, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sussudio

wow....just when you didn't think it could get any worse

you think it couldnt get worse, read the member review, its from our friend luscious.

Diesel · 06-23-2009, 04:01 AM

holy crap those screen shots look like they are off of home video cameras from the early 90s

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Originally Posted by Ken Brown

Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

wow....

n8boss87 · 06-23-2009, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ken Brown

Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

Poison Ivy IV....ah......

Having seen the blu-ray for JCVH, I can say that yes, the .5 scores are warranted. It's GOD awful, both in sound and appearance. That said, I found the movie to be flat out awesome in how awful it was, and found myself cracking up quite a few times. Even my girl enjoyed it.

I just wish the "special edition hd-dvd" slogan on the cover didn't get changed to say blu-ray, as it does. that would have been flat out hilarious.

OrlandoEastwood · 06-23-2009, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pacificvibes

you think it couldnt get worse, read the member review, its from our friend luscious.

Oh, s***! Hahahahahahaahahaha.

The Morning Star · 06-23-2009, 07:12 AM

Based on a True Story!

sgtpeppers · 06-23-2009, 01:02 PM

I saw this movie on dvd and it was indeed awful.

jw · 06-23-2009, 01:14 PM

bottom line is this is a must buy for every collection!!

just wait with Blue Neo until it gets to the Wal-Mart Dump bin though

P@t_Mtl · 06-23-2009, 01:20 PM

Truly it's a very bad movie, it's not even fun to watch for the camp/cheesie stuff, it's just horrible plain and simple

06-23-2009, 03:08 AM	#1
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...Lowest Scored Blu-ray Ever? I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph Last edited by Sussudio; 06-23-2009 at 03:32 AM.

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06-23-2009, 03:10 AM	#3
Rhylliam Contributor Top contributor Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Calgary, Alberta Home Theater Gallery:16 4K collection:1500 Blu-ray collection:9011 DVD collection:9466 Blu-ray reviews: 49 Trading Score:109	I rented it from zip.ca a few months back. The movie & transfer were absolutely terrible. All it had was a title.

06-23-2009, 03:15 AM	#4
Blu Titan Super Moderator Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Edo, Land of the Samurai Home Theater Gallery:42 4K collection:41 Blu-ray collection:2864 Blu-ray reviews: 2 Trading Score:92	I was actually considering buying this at some point. Better just rent it from Netflix.

06-23-2009, 03:20 AM	#5
la1211 New Member Member since:Mar 2009 Blu-ray collection:73	Its all good its all right everybody gets laid tonight! Lol Opening intro song its the wrost vampire/musical ever they also did harry knuckles and the peral necklace its so dumb

06-23-2009, 03:29 AM	#8
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	lol...the screenshots look atrocious

06-23-2009, 03:51 AM	#11
Ken Brown Blu-ray Reviewer Top contributor Member since:Oct 2008 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- Trading Score:3	Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society

06-23-2009, 07:12 AM	#17
The Morning Star Active Member Member since:Jun 2008	Based on a True Story!

06-23-2009, 01:02 PM	#18
sgtpeppers Active Member Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Illinois 4K collection:303 Blu-ray collection:2256 DVD collection:317 Blu-ray reviews: 1	I saw this movie on dvd and it was indeed awful.

06-23-2009, 01:14 PM	#19
jw Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Apr 2007 Location:USA Trading Score:519	bottom line is this is a must buy for every collection!! just wait with Blue Neo until it gets to the Wal-Mart Dump bin though

06-23-2009, 01:20 PM	#20
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	Truly it's a very bad movie, it's not even fun to watch for the camp/cheesie stuff, it's just horrible plain and simple

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