If Samuel L Jackson had been in ID4

[monkyman]

Instead of Will Smith, we would have had some different one liners.
Examples:

"Welcome to Earth, Mother F$%#er!!"

"And I got to drag you across the desert, you stinky ass Mother F$%#er!!"

"I ain't heard no Mother F$%kin fat lady singing"

"No sir, just anxious to woop E.T.'s Mother F$%kin' ass!!"

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"

[GarettP]

lmao, that is good stuff right there!

[Goodguy818]

Now when i watch ID4, it wont be same

[richard lichtenfelt]

He even says that to snakes. Everyone knows snakes are more offended by your mama jokes.

[MotionBlurr]

You mean you guys didn't get the Super Bad Ass Mother F%^&ker Sam Jackson Special Edition?!?! It replaces all the Will Smith parts with Sam Jackson.

[Eddie who?]

Samuel L. Jackson starring in:

Star Trek: "Beam me up, motherf%^%$"

Lion King: "Hakuna Matata, motherf@#*&"

Pirates of the Caribbean: "Yo ho ho, motherf@#^%%"

Matrix: "There is no motherf#^%@in spoon!"

Star Wars: "Luke, I'm yo motherf#^%@in daddy! Now get your ass back in this house!"

And of course, Die Hard: "Yippie Ki Ya, you silly white man."

[Hawknelson05]

haha!

"No I can't stop yellin'!! That's how I talk!! Haven't you seen my movies!!?"

[MrVorhees]

Originally Posted by Eddie who?

Samuel L. Jackson starring in:

Star Trek: "Beam me up, motherf%^%$"

Lion King: "Hakuna Matata, motherf@#*&"

Pirates of the Caribbean: "Yo ho ho, motherf@#^%%"

Matrix: "There is no motherf#^%@in spoon!"

Star Wars: "Luke, I'm yo motherf#^%@in daddy! Now get your ass back in this house!"

And of course, Die Hard: "Yippie Ki Ya, you silly white man."

LOL!!!

[Razzy]

Originally Posted by monkyman

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"

OMG that was funny as hell.

[savage1984]

This shit is funny...

[YoodinVranks]

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a mother f#&kin' shit, *****!

[Beta-guy]

Originally Posted by monkyman

Instead of Will Smith, we would have had some different one liners.
Examples:

"Welcome to Earth, Mother F$%#er!!"

"And I got to drag you across the desert, you stinky ass Mother F$%#er!!"

"I ain't heard no Mother F$%kin fat lady singing"

"No sir, just anxious to woop E.T.'s Mother F$%kin' ass!!"

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"

that does it! ID4 needs to be remade BTW that Lion king quote sounds more like Bruce willis... lol

[Zyclone]

gone with the wind:

Frankly mother f$cker i don't give a damn

[SeanR13]

This reminds me of one time me and my buddies were watching Star Wars EPII and after every Samuel L. Jackson we all yelled "mother f@$#er!" Some drunken fun but very hilarious!

The force is strong wit you, mother f@#$er!

[Zyclone]

rose bud.......MOTHER FU%CKER

[EricJ]

Now...I have to ask every time--
And you'd think the "snakes" thing would have been the edge of the cliff, but no:

The man has been in hundreds of films. Possibly thousands, I'm not sure--Something like a six a year for the last twenty, maybe; I know he's already broken Ben Stiller and Jude Law's records, and he's already moving up on Michael Caine's.
He was in Jurassic Park. He was in The Incredibles. He was in Coming to America. He was in one of the good M. Night Shamalyan films. He was in Phantom Menace, fer cryin' out loud....No, strike that: He was in ALL THREE LUCAS PREQUELS!!!!

Now, given all this information and more at the click of a button, I don't think it's that unreasonable at all to ask:
Why...on this good green earth...does every single gawd-fersaken SLJ joke have to treat the actor as if he made ONLY ONE SINGLE FILM IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER????????

He sacrificed his very dignity to appear in those Star Wars films, never mind "Deep Blue Sea"; does that sacrifice mean nothing to you????

[scragham]

Originally Posted by richard lichtenfelt

He even says that to snakes. Everyone knows snakes are more offended by your mama jokes.

dude, i wants soap in hd so badly. totally a guilty pleasure... what can i say?

[Maxell]

as Scarface: "Say hello to my Mother F$%kin friend!"

[kwhiplash]

Originally Posted by monkyman

Instead of Will Smith, we would have had some different one liners.
Examples:

"Welcome to Earth, Mother F$%#er!!"

"And I got to drag you across the desert, you stinky ass Mother F$%#er!!"

"I ain't heard no Mother F$%kin fat lady singing"

"No sir, just anxious to woop E.T.'s Mother F$%kin' ass!!"

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"

And don't forget...

"I am tired of these mother f*%kin' aliens on this mother f*&kin' planet!"

[joeorc]

Originally Posted by monkyman

Instead of Will Smith, we would have had some different one liners.
Examples:

"Welcome to Earth, Mother F$%#er!!"

"And I got to drag you across the desert, you stinky ass Mother F$%#er!!"

"I ain't heard no Mother F$%kin fat lady singing"

"No sir, just anxious to woop E.T.'s Mother F$%kin' ass!!"

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"

eye's bulging head shakeing a little ummmm ummmm *****