An ode to Spoiler Tags

[bferr1972]

I came upon an untagged movie spoiler in a thread the other day, and, rather than cause a stink with the OP, it prompted me to come up with this jingle, instead. Sing it to the tune of the original '60s "Spider-Man" theme. Enjoy!

Spoiler Tag, Spoiler Tag
Don’t forget to use Spoiler Tag
Blocks of text, any size
Hiding words from reading eyes
Look out!
Here comes the Spoiler Tag.

Is it wrong?
Listen bud,
Here’s some wisdom and not just FUD
You can wreck any thread
The answer is overhead
Hey, there
You’ve found the Spoiler Tag.

In the thrill of the fight
As you’re typing your line
Like a streak of light
It arrives just in time.

Spoiler Tag, Spoiler Tag
Friendly neighborhood Spoiler Tag
Good advice, don’t ignore
Thoughtfulness can reward.

So please, don’t wreck it for the others
Think of us movie lovers
Please use the Spoiler Tag!

If only all of life's problems could be addressed this way!