Zack Snyder Always Wanted To Make A Pornographic Movie

[CyberpunkCentral]

However, in an interview with The Telegraph, the director revealed that there are still two genres he hopes to tackle, and something tells us you probably didn't see at least one of them coming*.

"I've always wanted to make a religious film and a pornographic film, and I've never really yet had the chance to do either. Maybe if I could combine the two," he told the site. "Or maybe 300 is that film, in some sense, a little bit. Or at least a primer for what that film could be."

While 300 was by no means pornographic, it certainly highlighted the male form and we all remember Watchmen's infamous "Hallelujah" sex scene.

Where Snyder's career goes next remains to be seen, but if Army of the Dead is a huge hit for Netflix, it would be surprising for the streamer not to enlist him for a sequel (a prequel and animated series are already in the works). As for a porno helmed by the filmmaker...well, we could look forward to plenty of slow-motion in that, at least.

*No pun intended...well, maybe a little.

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[AKORIS]

[JayTL]

Okay. Nothing's stopping him

[Monterey Jack]

He hasn't been making porn all along...?

[KManX89]

Originally Posted by Monterey Jack

He hasn't been making porn all along...?

If by "porn", you mean CGI porn, but Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich have been doing it long before he did.

[BluBonnet]

Who could ever have seen that one coming?

[drb999]

I’m sure it’ll be full of slow motion motion.

[CreasyBear]

Kubrick always wanted to make porn too.

[Darkstream]

Originally Posted by CreasyBear

Kubrick always wanted to make porn too.

Orson Welles did.

[Pondosinatra]

Who hasn't wanted to make a pornographic movie? Mine would be in 3D, filmed on RED Digital cameras, in a 2.76:1 AR, but to be artsy, would only feature a Mono track and filmed in French. The plot would revolve around a pizza delivery guy and a harem of midgets.

Working title would be 'Midget Gangbang 34: Extra Pepperoni!'

Currently looking at setting up a GoFundMe page.

[EvaDK]

Nothing stops Snyder in making his adaption of The Fountainhead about Howard Roark going around and showing his 'fountainhead' to all the wealthy and merry ladies.

Well, nothing other than the danger that he might accidentally improve on the source material.

[dallywhitty]

Zack Snyder's Caligula in IMAX, let's gooooooooooooooooo

[CreasyBear]

Originally Posted by dallywhitty

Zack Snyder's Caligula in IMAX, let's gooooooooooooooooo

In 4D Orgasmovision!

[AreaFive]

[KeatAlex]

Originally Posted by areafive

lmfao!!!!!!

[kylor]

Maybe this is his opportunity to try out the mobile phone aspect ratio.

[El Rey]

This thread could have also been titled "Zack Snyder Always Wanted To Make Religious Film"

[Gacivory]

Originally Posted by El Rey

This thread could have also been titled "Zack Snyder Always Wanted To Make Religious Film"

Both are about people getting nailed.

[kylor]

Originally Posted by Gacivory

Both are about people getting nailed.

Both can have people screaming "Oh God!".

[oubukibun]

Here's his chance to remake Ken Russell's The Devils...

So I can finally own Ken Russell's The Devils once the inevitable re-release to cash in on the remake happens.

Go on, Snyder... I double charred femur dare ya.