Official Saturday Night Live Thread

[Jellybeans]

This is the thread to discuss SNL

Has anyone besides me seen december 5th 's SNL ?

I tought it was really awesome plus you had guests Blake Lively and Rihanna which are very hot !

Andy Samberg, Seth Meyers,Bill Hader and Kenan Thompson always crack me up! lol

I also like when they have Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on!

This saturday, december 12th, guest star Taylor Lautner and musical guest Bon Jovi will be on the show!

[EricJ]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4262/satur...i-delicatessen
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19313/satu...hip-enterprise
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1510/satur...ella-editorial

...You're welcome.

(Oh, and "More cowbells!". )

[Jellybeans]

This was funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xkec2Ixmjw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTrs...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7hV0...eature=related

It was from december 5th's episode!

[EricJ]

I'll see your fanboy defense of the current "Yesterday, I was writing, and now I got a promotion!" series (guys, there was a REASON why Lorne got the first cast out of Chicago and Toronto... ), and raise you the Richard Pryor episode:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1477/satur...rd-association
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1601/satur...he-exorcist-ii

And throw in some of the Phil Hartman/Dana Carvey era to boot:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4258/satur...-change-bank-1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw94TwKqH_c

(Yes, I remember twenty years ago, when our younger generation was still capable of a thing called Satire... )

[Jellybeans]

I liked it also back in the day with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase

Richard Pryor is so funny!

[Ski31]

I caught the Andy Samberg and Rhianna song at the school thing. That was quite amusing. But the opening and Tiger Woods bits were lame.

[Jellybeans]

Originally Posted by Ski31

I caught the Andy Samberg and Rhianna song at the school thing. That was quite amusing. But the opening and Tiger Woods bits were lame.

I adored the Tiger Woods bits!

Damn, Blake Lively is hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fYgHhC_etk

[Groo The Perverted]

I thought the opening bit was funny.

The Shy Ronnie skit was funny as well. Those are the only two I've seen so far.

I will say that Jason Sudeikas (sp?) who plays Joe Biden is hilarious. When he was taking the pictures in the opening sketch and threw up gang signs I actually laughed out loud. He's one of the bright spots of this cast, including Kenan and Samberg

[Jellybeans]

Originally Posted by Dreaming in Blu

I thought the opening bit was funny.

The Shy Ronnie skit was funny as well. Those are the only two I've seen so far.

I will say that Jason Sudeikas (sp?) who plays Joe Biden is hilarious. When he was taking the pictures in the opening sketch and threw up gang signs I actually laughed out loud. He's one of the bright spots of this cast, including Kenan and Samberg

I adore Bill Hader!

[Warning]

Merv the Perv played by Chris Parnell.



Girl 2: Wow, its weird seeing everyone again.

Girl 1: Did you guys see Mr. Johnson? He's all bald and wrinkly.

Mervin Watson: Hey, if bald and wrinkly is your thing, you might wanna check out my Mr. Johnson.

Girl 3: Ugh, I can't believe it. Its Mervin Watson.

Mervin Watson: That's Merv "The Perv".


Mervin Watson: So ladies, has it been 20 years? It seems like just yesterday I was hanging in the parking lot trying to get a cheerleader to make out with me. Oh, wait. It was yesterday.

Girl 1: Ugh. Its hard to believe that you almost went to the prom with Debbie Sterling.

Girl 2: Oh, I almost forgot about that.

[Cut to Germantown High School 20 years ago. 1985. Cut to a hallway. "Oh, yeah" plays. The 3 girls in the reunion are wearing 80's hairstyles and clothes..]

Debbie Sterling: Oh, my God, you guys. The prom is like in two weeks and I still don't have a date.

Girl 3: I thought you were going with Zack McCord.

Debbie Sterling: I was. But now he says he's going to that Queen concert. He sure loves Freddy Mercury.

Girl 1: Who could blame him? That mustache, those capes---what a hunk.

Girl 2: So who are you going with?

Debbie Sterling: I was thinking either Trent Worthington or Merv "The Perv" Watson

Girl 1: Merv "The Perv"? He's gross.

Debbie Sterling: Yeah, but his dad has a Porsche.

Girl 3: Well, how are you going to decide?

Debbie Sterling: Trent, Merv, could I ask you guys some questions?
Mervin Watson: No need. I already got your answers. Never. 3 inches. Tyne Daly on a boat. And with my finger.

Debbie Sterling: What? Anyway, I'm serious. If we went out to the prom together, what would our night be like?

Trent Worthington: Well, I'd pick you up. Give you a dozen roses. Take you to a fancy dinner at Benihana. Then we go to the prom and dance all night long.

Debbie Sterling: Oh, that's so sweet. Merv?

Mervin Watson: Well, I'd pick you up in my dad's Porsche. We romantically peruse my stash of dirty magazines. I'd take off my pants when you weren't looking then I'd try to grab your booby.

Debbie Sterling: Wow, this decision is gonna be harder than I thought.

Mervin Watson: I'll tell you what's not gonna be harder than you thought.

Girl 3: If you keep talking like that I'm gonna get Mrs. Kwang over here and have you expelled.

Mervin Watson: Hey, if you get vice-principal Kwang over here the only thing that's gonna get expelled is about half and ounce of Merv's juice.

Girl 1: Ugh. Real mature, Merv.

Mervin Watson: More like premature but I recover quickly.

Debbie Sterling: Guys, cut it out! I'm trying to decide who I'm going to the prom with!

Girl 3: What's to decide? [to Trent]He's a dreamboat[to Merv] and he's a nightmare.

Mervin Watson: I had an nightmare once. I was on a boat with Loretta Swit and I couldn't get my pants off.

Debbie Sterling: Ok, guys. I'm serious. I like to take out guys who are well rounded. What sports do you play?

Trent Worthington: Uh, you know, soccer, track and uh, football.

Mervin Watson: I'm looking to play a little handball. Your hands, my ball. Who's in?

Debbie Sterling: Do you do any other school activities?

Trent Worthington: Well, I played the lead in the school's production of "Damn Yankees".

Mervin Watson: I'm currently playing the lead in my own production of "Ma'am Yank me" Please? Anybody? Yank me?

Debbie Sterling: Ok, I've made my decision. Trent, you're superhot, you're star of the football team and you're an amazing actor. And Merv, you're a disgusting pervert and I'm pretty sure you've been touching yourself this entire time I've been talking to you.

Mervin Watson: Guilty as charged, Mon Cherie.

Debbie Sterling: I'm gonna pick Trent.

Trent Worthington: Oh, awesome!

Girl 2: Thank God.

Girl 3: Yeah, good choice.

Mervin Watson: All right, fine. I get it. You don't want to go to prom with me. But don't you think that just because you didn't pick me I won't be there. I will be there. And I'll be hiding in the ladies room with my brand new, tiny portable camera.[lifts up a huge portable camera from the 80's] But for now I bid you farewell as I will be taking off....my pants.[Merv rips his shorts off revealing a tight purple Speedo]

All: Aww, Merv!

Mervin Watson: That's Merv "The Perv".

Jingle: That's Merv "The Perv".

Mervin Watson:[sings Wang Chung's hit]Everybody chung wang tonight...[thumbs up]

[Jellybeans]

Who is on this saturday ?

[Warning]

Originally Posted by Jellybeans

Who is on this saturday ?

No, couple years ago with Paris Hilton as guest

[Jellybeans]

Originally Posted by Warning

No, couple years ago with Paris Hilton as guest

I was asking who is on this saturday!

[mikejet]

The only good part of SNL now are the Digital Shorts. They should just give Lonely Island their own show.

[Chordata]

Originally Posted by mikejet

The only good part of SNL now are the Digital Shorts. They should just give Lonely Island their own show.

Those are usually the best, no doubt.

I've also found some of the musical acts pretty fun this year. Especially the Ting Tings and Black Eyed Peas. Thought I'd hate both of them, but the performances were great.

[STARSCREAM]

I thought Sigourney Weaver did an awesome job last saturday night. The Laser Cats 5 short was freakin' great.

[bandit29]

Originally Posted by STARSCREAM

I thought Sigourney Weaver did an awesome job last saturday night. The Laser Cats 5 short was freakin' great.

Yes she was very good. And that skit was hilarious.

[fatediesel]

Originally Posted by Jellybeans

I was asking who is on this saturday!

Rerun this week, then a new episode with Jon Hamm and Michael Buble.

I have thought this season has been the worst I've ever seen. I have stayed a fan of the show and watched every episode for years and can't remember a season this bad. There's not an episode that stands out to me as even being good. There's been some decent sketches and I enjoy the digital shorts but the episodes as a whole have been pretty poor. The January Jones episode was the worst episode ever, hands down. I actually think lower of her work in Mad Men now because of that. The problem is poor writing, I actually like most of the cast, except Keenan, who I find incredibly annoying but is used in practically every sketch.

[airwedge1]

I love the gille skit, and they haven't had one of those in quite a while.

[frogmort]

Is this really the SNL thread? The show isn't always the best, but I love the live comedy aspect of it. I wonder if Charlize Theron will rock the house tonight?