My doctor said I am normal

[nycomet]

No matter what your age, you should all have regular check-ups and see your dentist twice a year.

I had my annual check-up today (including the "deep finger probe" - if you know what I mean). My doctor confirmed what I knew all along: I am completely normal. So take that all of you who said I was abnormal. My doctor has big hands. I had to drive home sitting on a donut pillow. On the way home I paid $63 to fill up my gas tank.

[tommyboy81]

Somebody had to lie to you.

[jw]

ummm, ok Thanks for sharing comet (wonders if his hands were cold)

[JJ]

Deep finger probe? I thought they were supposed to stick wooden depressors into your mouth, not fingers...are you sure you saw the doctor?

[JasonR]

Did you at least get the doctors number?

[savage1984]

Originally Posted by JasonR

Did you at least get the doctors number?

damn... that's what I was gonna say.

[Zyclone]

putting out like that on the first date nycomet and i thought you were a gentlemen of class. i hope you shook hands before and not after atleast.

[JJ]

Originally Posted by Zyclone

putting out like that on the first date nycomet and i thought you were a gentlemen of class. i hope you shook hands before and not after atleast.

Sweet! Someone else is wearing one of my designs. I feel like Versace. ::looks out of front door cautiously::

Too soon?

[The Don]

I would have told the Doc to hold off on the finger probing....especially on the 1st date...

or throw the line that most girls say..

"I don't normally do this, but...."

well, at least not until the 3rd date and I need to throw down a good, hearty meal..

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

Sweet! Someone else is wearing one of my designs. I feel like Versace. ::looks out of front door cautiously::

Too soon?

Start a JJ line of free marcus stirts for JC Penny

[jsteinhauer]

I try to avoid doctors completely. But I don't recommend that for others.

[tommyboy81]

Wait a minute. You didn't say weather your Doctor was a woman or a guy

[Psychonaut]

Is it wrong if you get the "deep finger probe" from your dentist? I insist I do not need three of these a year. Glad insurance pays for it.

[Stephie_is_a_dork]

Comet...you have a way of phrasing things that damn near makes my head explode! Too many replies! Impossible to pick just one!

And JJ, why does Zyclone have the same pink shirt with woman boobies? I thought mine was custom made. Versace would never do this to his VIPs!

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by Stephie_is_a_dork

And JJ, why does Zyclone have the same pink shirt with woman boobies? I thought mine was custom made. Versace would never do this to his VIPs!

His looks bigger too.

[MATTYBLU2]

Originally Posted by nycomet

No matter what your age, you should all have regular check-ups and see your dentist twice a year.

I had my annual check-up today (including the "deep finger probe" - if you know what I mean). My doctor confirmed what I knew all along: I am completely normal. So take that all of you who said I was abnormal. My doctor has big hands. I had to drive home sitting on a donut pillow. On the way home I paid $63 to fill up my gas tank.

that wasnt his finger..

[Marquoz]

Originally Posted by nycomet

No matter what your age, you should all have regular check-ups and see your dentist twice a year.

I had my annual check-up today (including the "deep finger probe" - if you know what I mean). My doctor confirmed what I knew all along: I am completely normal. So take that all of you who said I was abnormal. My doctor has big hands. I had to drive home sitting on a donut pillow. On the way home I paid $63 to fill up my gas tank.

Shouldn't you have said on your way home you paid $63 to fill up the tank THEN that you had to drive home on the donut pillow? Would think that was more where the pain came from... I'm sure the doctor at least tried partially to be gentle.

[Wondermaker]