Subject: The Bullets - Blu-ray Forum

hoogoosedmoose41 · 06-23-2008, 12:48 AM

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

M · 06-23-2008, 01:00 AM

Nice one!

Psychonaut · 06-23-2008, 05:26 AM

I don't understand. Surely there was no type of rifiling inside the urethra to allow for the proper discharge of a projectile such as a bullet which had lost aerodynamics from having been fired once already.

BStecke · 06-23-2008, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

I don't understand. Surely there was no type of rifiling inside the urethra to allow for the proper discharge of a projectile such as a bullet which had lost aerodynamics from having been fired once already.

It's just a joke . . .

cajmoyper · 06-23-2008, 05:40 AM

My punchline would've been, 'I farted and shot the dog!'

06-23-2008, 12:48 AM	#1
hoogoosedmoose41 Senior Member Member since:Feb 2008 Blu-ray collection:308 DVD collection:103	Subject: The Bullets A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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06-23-2008, 01:00 AM	#2
M Special Member Member since:May 2008 Trading Score:1	Nice one!

06-23-2008, 05:26 AM	#3
Psychonaut Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Second left after Wal-Mart Blu-ray collection:111	I don't understand. Surely there was no type of rifiling inside the urethra to allow for the proper discharge of a projectile such as a bullet which had lost aerodynamics from having been fired once already.

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