Blood Squirting Is REAL!

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen - blood squirting from the body is real! Now, I knew it did it, just never really KNEW, you know? You see it in the movies and hear about it, just you wonder.

I was wrapping some presents and scratched my leg. Picked off the smallest bump and OMG - blood, literally started squirting out. Were talking 6" straight out from my leg. The stream was the size of thread, not thick or anything, but it was just jaw dropping. We tried to get a video but it did not come out. I don't know what the hell it was, but it kept bleeding and bleeding and bleeding. Maybe a small vein or something? I tried some band aids and some pressure, it kept bleeding. Finally had to take packing tape and wrap it around really tight. I think it has stopped. It's clear tape so I can see.

I am afraid to take it off - lol. Man that was weird. Kinda scary too. Blood all over the carpet, my hand, arm and leg. Just squirting blood. Neat!

Oh, I hope I don't die in my sleep.