Disaster Movie

[JamesKurtovich]

I mean it. You'll regret it. You have been warned.

This "film" is utter garbage.. regurgitated jokes aimed towards the lowest of the low that laugh at fart and burp jokes. After every scene, my thought was "thank God that's over" and then it throws you into another bad place you desperately want out of. It has no redeeming factors.. nothing justifiable. There is not a shred of intelligence or even a desire to be entertaining in the movie's writing. It makes me afraid for the people who made this, wrote it and thought it was funny or worth filming - how do they function in normal soceity? What about the actors? They're so bad at times I felt like I was watching porn. Are people really this useless?

Kim Kardashian? Really, do we need more spoiled celebrity "party girlz" in Hollywood?!

On top of all that, the movie was vulgar and contained distasteful uses of profanity. In one scene, a kid of not more than 11-12 years-old says, "Motherf#$ker!" Yes... real funny. Let's all laugh every time someone says a swear word because it "shocks" us. This movie is all about crude humor delivered in the worst ways possible.

I only hope the parody genre puts out something coherent in the future and these trend-feeding rats stop passing out their films like bowel movements.