List of TODAY's (4/1/09) False Stories

[Sussudio]

FYI, here's a current list of TODAY'S stories that have been marked as April Fools jokes so far...

ScreenRant: Robert Pattinson Leaving New Moon, Production Halted
Vic over at ScreenRant actually doesn’t go out of his way to let everyone in on the joke. But seriously, there’s no way Robert Pattinson is leaving the Twilight franchise. He’s Robert Pattinson! What else is he going to do?

JoBlo: Next Batman Titled Battle For Gotham And Starring A CGI Heath Ledger
Even though it’s definitely an April Fool’s joke, it’s no less believable than any of the other wild rumors we’ve heard swirling around the project. Seriously, this is at least as believable as Cher as Catwoman, and much like Cher as Catwoman, it’s not true.

Moviehole: Diesel Cancels Promo Tour For Movie
Clint over at Moviehole got pretty clever this year. The title of his story doesn’t actually sound very exciting. Instead he’s burying his lead, which is that Vin Diesel was expected to cameo in Twilight. Burying the lead is definitely not something you’d normally do in a silly April Fool’s story, which makes the whole thing seem sort of real, until you click on the link at the bottom.

Moviehole: Johnny Depp Is Freddy Krueger
Clint doubled up on the April Fool’s funnies again this year. Of his two stories, this one is the most easy to spot, but also the most fun. Come on, you know Johnny Depp would be a great Freddy Krueger! He’s Johnny freakin Depp. He can do anything.

Moviehole: Three Men And A Baby Remake
Scratch that, Clint tripled up on the April Foolin action! This one is just crazy enough to believe. Jonah Hill, Zac Efron, and Justin Long as the new three men? I am so there. Wait, it’s a prank isn’t it? Depressed.

Moviehole: Seth Rogen In Talks for Galactica Film
Wait, another one from Moviehole? Seriously guys, how many Mohitos have you had today? Ok so this is fake, but can’t you just see Seth Rogen as Chief Tyrol? Come on, that totally works.

GFR: Tron Will Fight Skynet In Tron 2
This one sort of speaks for itself. Different studios, never going to happen. But imagine if it did! Termiantor’s Skynet versus Tron! Now that’s a movie I’m interested in. Not happening, but a geek can dream.

Cinematical: Shocking Iron Man 2 Teaser Debuts Online
They’ve had the good sense to mention ShoWest in the title, which instantly makes this believable since ShoWest is happening right now and there’s been a flood of stories exactly like this one coming out all week. One difference though, those are legit. This one isn’t. Pranked.

LostFanz: Lost Cancelled Due To Recession
There’ve been more than a few nights, after sitting through another plot hinging entirely on characters not answering or asking extremely obvious questions that I’d have liked to see Lost become the first television victim of the recession. But not happening. There’s a lot of fat to trim before ABC gets to Lost.

ComicBookMovie: Captain America Cameo In Wolverine!
It’s one thing to write up a fake story, but you’ve got to respect the site that goes through the trouble to photoshop a fake pic to prove their point. CBM has managed to squeeze Captain America into a still from Wolverine. Well done guys! It’s just crazy enough not to be true.

RopeOfSilicon: Robert Pattinson To Quit Acting In 2010
The undeserved popularity of Twilight has apparently, made Robert Pattinson a popular target of April Fool’s Day prankers. He’s not quitting acting! He’s just getting going. Though the thought of him having a singing career as suggested here, is the one thing that may actually be worse than his acting. So thank god it’s a fake.

007James: Daniel Craig Quits Bond
Daniel Craig may actually at some point quit Bond, there’s no guarantee he’ll do the next movie. But this story isn’t a real confirmation that he’s out. Just fun and games.

Ex Astris Scientia: Shatner Will Appear In Star Trek As Captain April
Most of you aren’t Star Trek nerds, so you have no idea who Captain April is. I am such a nerd, so I know that it would make no sense for Bill to play a guy who captained the Enterprise while Captain Kirk is still in diapers. Plus, Abrams has said it about a million times by now: He’s not in the new Star Trek!. Get over it. Enjoy some Nimoy.

Slashfilm: WB Announces New Matrix Sequel: The Matrix Resurrection
The Wachowski’s did sort of seem to be setting up a Jesus thing with Neo at the end of The Matrix, but even if they wanted to continue the story and resurrect Neo as a Christ figure, I’m pretty sure no studio would want to fund it. They have DVD players. They can watch The Matrix Revolutions and see how awful it is any time they need a reminder.

Bloody-Digusting: Weinstein Company Going French Crazy At Cannes
That the Weinstein Company is buying up French films like crazy is totally believable. I mean, those guys are pretty crazy and their recent track record suggests they have no idea what people actually want to see. But it’s not true. Harvey isn’t in Paris greedily gobbling up everything in site. Not yet at least.

TheOneRing.net: The Hobbit Will Be A Trilogy
This one is fooling a lot of people (including me), and I'm still not entirely convinced it's fake but most of the people on their message board are, so I'm dropping it here. Even though the post is time stamped March 31st, it seems TheOneRing.net may have decided to celebrate April 1 on New Zealand time. If the post isn't dated April 1st, I call that cheating guys. Come on now, play fair.

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[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Sussudio

FYI, here's a current list of TODAY'S stories that have been marked as April Fools jokes so far...



Provided by Cinemablend

LostFanz: Lost Cancelled Due To Recession
There’ve been more than a few nights, after sitting through another plot hinging entirely on characters not answering or asking extremely obvious questions that I’d have liked to see Lost become the first television victim of the recession. But not happening. There’s a lot of fat to trim before ABC gets to Lost.

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[LOTR07]

here is the entire script from theonering....the give away should be the end quote

"We’ll keep you up to date as this story progresses. Our source is sending us an update tomorrow."...?????

The sight even has a poll to vote on that states "something smells fishy here"

http://www.theonering.net/

The Hobbit…..TRILOGY?!
March 31st, 2009 by xoanon | Discuss

For a few months now, we’ve all been wondering why there’s been such a cloud of secrecy from Guillermo and PJ regarding progress on The Hobbit. Well, today we got wind of what could be the biggest story so far about this much anticipated film: a report that negotiations are under way for a third film!

On condition on anonymity, our source revealed that some of the main sticking points include amendments to PJ and GDT’s contracts requiring an additional 3 months of principal photography, and temporarily suspending some of their other projects.

Our insider also mentioned some legal wrangling with the Tolkien Estate to acquire additional rights to materials not currently under license which would provide the bulk of the plot for the third movie. What specifically this could be is a guess, but our source seems to imply delving into the back-story of the Istari (Wizards) including Gandalf and Saruman’s youth in Valinor. The inclusion of other young wizards at the academy would provide an opportunity for cameos from LOTR actors who’s story arc doesn’t fit into The Hobbit. The latter would go a long way toward explaining recent cryptic quotes from LOTR actors about possible appearances in The Hobbit.

We’ll keep you up to date as this story progresses. Our source is sending us an update tomorrow.