Deadpool

[GC Riot]

Originally Posted by UniSol GR77

I'm with you!
"COMMANDO" is the king, if you ask me.

Now we need a Commando timeline! I'm sure it fits in with something else.

[UniSol GR77]

Originally Posted by GC Riot

Now we need a Commando timeline! I'm sure it fits in with something else.

LOL of course. Everyone knows Dutch is John Matrix under a cover identity.

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by UniSol GR77

LOL of course. Everyone knows Dutch is John Matrix under a cover identity.

Here we go:

Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer is an old ancestor to Dutch. After Dutch's events in Predator, he is placed in witness protection by the CIA and takes up the role of John Matrix, however when his daughter dies, he takes revenge and the CIA are so impressed by his skills, he gets employed by them which leads to True Lies and a new identity. Proving himself time and time again, he gets cloned in The 6th Day leading to him to several to all his other action films, and Junior. However Skynet take over the cloning thing, which leads to The Terminator, with the real Dutch being kept alive in a dream state in Total Recall while they clone him and use his clones skin. Ultimately however, the clone device malfunctions, leading to a Twin clone of Danny DeVito which gets sent back in time to make Twins. Have I missed anything?

[UniSol GR77]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Here we go:

Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer is an old ancestor to Dutch. After Dutch's events in Predator, he is placed in witness protection by the CIA and takes up the role of John Matrix, however when his daughter dies, he takes revenge and the CIA are so impressed by his skills, he gets employed by them which leads to True Lies and a new identity. Proving himself time and time again, he gets cloned in The 6th Day leading to him to several to all his other action films, and Junior. However Skynet take over the cloning thing, which leads to The Terminator, with the real Dutch being kept alive in a dream state in Total Recall while they clone him and use his clones skin. Ultimately however, the clone device malfunctions, leading to a Twin clone of Danny DeVito which gets sent back in time to make Twins. Have I missed anything?

Don't forget that - even before Conan - the family originated from Hercules.

[Hellraiserfan]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Here we go:

Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer is an old ancestor to Dutch. After Dutch's events in Predator, he is placed in witness protection by the CIA and takes up the role of John Matrix, however when his daughter dies, he takes revenge and the CIA are so impressed by his skills, he gets employed by them which leads to True Lies and a new identity. Proving himself time and time again, he gets cloned in The 6th Day leading to him to several to all his other action films, and Junior. However Skynet take over the cloning thing, which leads to The Terminator, with the real Dutch being kept alive in a dream state in Total Recall while they clone him and use his clones skin. Ultimately however, the clone device malfunctions, leading to a Twin clone of Danny DeVito which gets sent back in time to make Twins. Have I missed anything?

That is f***ing amazing!

[Ray_Rogers]

I'd like to see Stephen Lang as Cable since he was one of the few great things from the IMO dreadful Dances with Space Smurfs. If he's considered too old then I don't care. Perhaps Michael Biehn or someone else.

[JeffTheMovieGuy]

Originally Posted by ray_rogers

i'd like to see stephen lang as cable

yes!!

[UniSol GR77]

Originally Posted by Ray_Rogers

I'd like to see Stephen Lang as Cable since he was one of the few things from the IMO dreadful Dances with Space Smurfs. If he's considered too old then I don't care. Perhaps Michael Biehn or someone else.

It will happen. Wade Wilson/Deadpool is part of the X-Men universe (Timeline Prime/Timeline Sigma) and they will make him interact with Cable very soon or, who knows, maybe become a member of X-Force! Don't forget the cinematic Wade Wilson is a mutant, first and foremost, even before the Deadpool procedure.

[Shin sam]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Here we go:

Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer is an old ancestor to Dutch. After Dutch's events in Predator, he is placed in witness protection by the CIA and takes up the role of John Matrix, however when his daughter dies, he takes revenge and the CIA are so impressed by his skills, he gets employed by them which leads to True Lies and a new identity. Proving himself time and time again, he gets cloned in The 6th Day leading to him to several to all his other action films, and Junior. However Skynet take over the cloning thing, which leads to The Terminator, with the real Dutch being kept alive in a dream state in Total Recall while they clone him and use his clones skin. Ultimately however, the clone device malfunctions, leading to a Twin clone of Danny DeVito which gets sent back in time to make Twins. Have I missed anything?

Today sir, the world is yours!

[lolwut]

I was intrigued until the trailer came out. Doesn't look funny at all. I like the idea of this and Daredevil more than the execution (dialogue, attempts at humor, Foggy...). Maybe it's because I generally don't like superhero films. I was hoping this would be something different from the norm but it just looks like more of the same, but with inserted profanity and CGI blood. If I was a teenager I could see myself thinking it's cool.

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by lolwut

I was intrigued until the trailer came out. Doesn't look funny at all. I like the idea of this and Daredevil more than the execution (dialogue, attempts at humor, Foggy...). Maybe it's because I generally don't like superhero films. I was hoping this would be something different from the norm but it just looks like more of the same, but with inserted profanity and CGI blood. If I was a teenager I could see myself thinking it's cool.

Did you not know what this character was like before the trailer??

[UniSol GR77]

I'm having fun with an idea:

Since there are infinite multiple dimensions out there, I imagine there's even a parallel Earth where Wolverine never travelled back in 1973 and altered history. I would like to take Baraka-Pool from that dimension and make him fight against the altered timeline Deadpool we're getting in 2016.

Baraka-Pool vs. Deadpool.

Who wins?

[Doctor Jack]

Originally Posted by UniSol GR77

I'm having fun with an idea:

Since there are infinite multiple dimensions out there, I imagine there's even a parallel Earth where Wolverine never travelled back in 1973 and altered history. I would like to take Baraka-Pool from that dimension and make him fight against the altered timeline Deadpool we're getting in 2016.

Baraka-Pool vs. Deadpool.

Who wins?

Why are you even acknowledging Barakapool's existance? Bringing him up only reminds everyone of him. The faster we can forget that ever happened, the better the world will be.

[UniSol GR77]

Originally Posted by Doctor Jack

Why are you even acknowledging Barakapool's existance? Bringing him up only reminds everyone of him. The faster we can forget that ever happened, the better the world will be.

LOL it was a fun popcorn comic book action movie, all in all. The worst of the franchise, but still entertaining. IMHO.

[Doctor Jack]

Originally Posted by UniSol GR77

LOL it was a fun popcorn comic book action movie, all in all. The worst of the franchise, but still entertaining. IMHO.

That's fine and all but it was an absolute disgrace to Deadpool. It's best the Deadpool in that movie is just forgotten.

[UniSol GR77]

Originally Posted by Doctor Jack

That's fine and all but it was an absolute disgrace to Deadpool. It's best the Deadpool in that movie is just forgotten.

Don't worry. Wolvie came back in time. 1973.
You will get the real Deadpool.

[Agent Bond]

Anybody else hoping that he takes a jab at Origins during the movie?

[Troll2fan]

Originally Posted by Agent Bond

Anybody else hoping that he takes a jab at Origins during the movie?

I wouldn't mind seeing a couple of jabs made.

[UniSol GR77]

Let's see:

Weapon XI/"The Deadpool" a.k.a. "Baraka-Pool" (1981):

Natural mutant abilities (super-reflexes, super-agility)
Optical blast from Cyclops
Regenerative factor from Wolverine
Teleport ability from The Wrath
Adamantium blades embedded in the forearms
Adamantium skeleton (????)
Cyborg brain

Deadpool (2016?)

Natural mutant abilities (super-reflexes, super-agility)
Regenerative factor from Wolverine
Messed up mind

[Petra_Kalbrain]

Originally Posted by UniSol GR77

Let's see:

Weapon XI/"The Deadpool" a.k.a. "Baraka-Pool" (1981):

Natural mutant abilities (super-reflexes, super-agility)
Optical blast from Cyclops
Regenerative factor from Wolverine
Teleport ability from The Wrath
Adamantium blades embedded in the forearms
Adamantium skeleton (????)
Cyborg brain

Deadpool (2016?)

Natural mutant abilities (super-reflexes, super-agility)
Regenerative factor from Wolverine
Messed up mind

And yet... he'll be 1,000,000 times more enjoyable as "Deadpool 2016." Go figure, eh?