Cheesiest movie lines. - Blu-ray Forum

Rblu-Dblu · 02-20-2010, 04:21 AM

There are times when watching I'm watching a movie and really getting into it until one of the characters says something so incredibly cheesy or lame it makes me go WTF?
For example: I like the Fast and Furious movies for their mindless entertainment value but when Dom said "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" I laughed at it because it was such a cheesy line. What are some of your favorite cheesy movie lines?

vegeta88 · 02-20-2010, 05:10 AM

"Get off my plane!" -Air Force One
"Dodge this." -The Matrix
I like those cheesy lines.
That's all I can think of at the moment.

Blu-ray Fanatic · 02-20-2010, 05:24 AM

I'd say most movies from the 80's.

Robocop: Dead or Alive you're coming with me.
Hellraiser: He's in hell and he's suffering!
Hellraiser: Do you have a ticket to hell?

surfdude12 · 02-20-2010, 05:33 AM

Top Gun: you can be my wingman anytime. *cheesy guitar in the background* *big hug*

Duffy12 · 02-20-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by surfdude12

Top Gun: you can be my wingman anytime. *cheesy guitar in the background* *big hug*

Yep, 'Top Gun' sure has quite a few of them along with Avatar too.

"...and eat your eyes for jujubes."

Now how did Elvis forget that one?

Probably the worst movie for them has to be 'Return of the Jedi'.

right from the beginning to the very last line all the way through it.

And there is Arnold's Dr. Freeze lines from that Batman movie too.

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dyerjp · 02-20-2010, 03:57 PM

from miami vice, colin farrell to gong li, "hola chica." so she says, "hola chico."

Atreyu · 02-21-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Duffy12

Yep, 'Top Gun' sure has quite a few of them along with Avatar too.

"...and eat your eyes for jujubes."

Now how did Elvis forget that one?

Probably the worst movie for them has to be 'Return of the Jedi'.

right from the beginning to the very last line all the way through it.

And there is Arnold's Dr. Freeze lines from that Batman movie too.

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Lord_Stewie · 02-20-2010, 05:34 AM

Speaking of Cheesiest movie lines both Snakes on a Plane and Jennifer's Body were having a fest house with it.

Suntory_Times · 02-20-2010, 05:38 AM

So many good ones, but one insanely bad one is in new moon "You're like my son", shudders. Another bad one from many films is "I love you" (usually only said at the last moment in the third act of the film, and the ability to say this is meant to be character progress.... excuse me whilst I go vomit).

Now some good ones.
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes
Mal: Well..... you can't

Mal: Define interesting?
Wash: Oh god, oh god where all going to die.

Galactus · 02-20-2010, 05:41 AM

"I'm the king of the world"

Mahatma · 02-20-2010, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Blu-ray Fanatic

I'd say most movies from the 80's.

Robocop: Dead or Alive you're coming with me.
Hellraiser: He's in hell and he's suffering!
Hellraiser: Do you have a ticket to hell?

lol.That was the reason I didn't see it in the theaters back in the day.Regreted that when I saw it at home.Good solid movie

Q? · 02-20-2010, 02:08 PM

"Neo.... I believe"

seeweda · 02-20-2010, 02:14 PM

This sequence in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith has to be the cheesiest lines ever read on film. You can even hear the sarcasm in Ewan McGregor's voice as he says the lines.

Anakin Skywalker: Ray shields.
Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.
Anakin Skywalker: Apparently not. I say patience.
Obi-Wan: Patience?
Anakin Skywalker: Yes. R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the ray shields.
[R2 comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall]
Anakin Skywalker: See? No problem.

GLaDOS · 02-20-2010, 07:57 PM

"I' am The Law!" 'Nuff said.

toef · 02-20-2010, 08:02 PM

"I see you."

"I see you."

WyldeMan45 · 02-21-2010, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by toefer

"I see you."

"I see you."

Lol, what movie is that from?

moonstruck · 02-21-2010, 01:22 AM

"Suck my dick, every one of you bastards." - Geena Davis in "The Long Kiss Goodnight". This movie has a lot of great lines but this isn't one of them.

SillyMammo · 02-21-2010, 01:30 AM

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

toef · 02-21-2010, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by WyldeMan45

Lol, what movie is that from?

I think it's from Avatar. I'm not 100% sure if the line is repeated back like that, or if there are a couple other words in between, but it's still pretty bad.

And I'm aware of the origins of the phrase, but that doesn't make it any better.

Lord_Stewie · 02-21-2010, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by toefer

I think it's from Avatar. I'm not 100% sure if the line is repeated back like that, or if there are a couple other words in between, but it's still pretty bad.

And I'm aware of the origins of the phrase, but that doesn't make it any better.

You might be thinking Sweeney Todd as well. Because they kept repeating that as well.

02-20-2010, 04:21 AM	#1
Rblu-Dblu Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Trapped on the Death Star 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:483 Trading Score:12	Cheesiest movie lines. There are times when watching I'm watching a movie and really getting into it until one of the characters says something so incredibly cheesy or lame it makes me go WTF? For example: I like the Fast and Furious movies for their mindless entertainment value but when Dom said "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" I laughed at it because it was such a cheesy line. What are some of your favorite cheesy movie lines?

02-20-2010, 05:38 AM	#9
Suntory_Times Blu-ray Champion Member since:Mar 2008 Location:The Grid Blu-ray reviews:16 Trading Score:23	So many good ones, but one insanely bad one is in new moon "You're like my son", shudders. Another bad one from many films is "I love you" (usually only said at the last moment in the third act of the film, and the ability to say this is meant to be character progress.... excuse me whilst I go vomit). Now some good ones. Mal: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: Yes Mal: Well..... you can't Mal: Define interesting? Wash: Oh god, oh god where all going to die. Last edited by Suntory_Times; 02-20-2010 at 05:49 AM.

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02-20-2010, 05:10 AM	#2
vegeta88 Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Nov 2007 Location:CA 4K collection:94 Blu-ray collection:666 DVD collection:116 Blu-ray reviews: 6 Trading Score:1	"Get off my plane!" -Air Force One "Dodge this." -The Matrix I like those cheesy lines. That's all I can think of at the moment.

02-20-2010, 05:24 AM	#3
Blu-ray Fanatic Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2007 Location:San Antonio Blu-ray reviews:1	I'd say most movies from the 80's. Robocop: Dead or Alive you're coming with me. Hellraiser: He's in hell and he's suffering! Hellraiser: Do you have a ticket to hell?

02-20-2010, 05:33 AM	#4
surfdude12 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:343 Blu-ray reviews:112 Trading Score:1	Top Gun: you can be my wingman anytime. cheesy guitar in the background big hug

02-20-2010, 03:57 PM	#6
dyerjp Active Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Northern VA Blu-ray collection:139 Trading Score:1	from miami vice, colin farrell to gong li, "hola chica." so she says, "hola chico."

02-20-2010, 05:34 AM	#8
Lord_Stewie Blu-ray Baron Member since:May 2007 Blu-ray collection:396 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Speaking of Cheesiest movie lines both Snakes on a Plane and Jennifer's Body were having a fest house with it.

02-20-2010, 05:41 AM	#10
Galactus Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Pillars of Creation Blu-ray collection:60 Trading Score:31	"I'm the king of the world"

02-20-2010, 02:08 PM	#12
Q? Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Nuuk, Greenland Blu-ray collection:168	"Neo.... I believe"

02-20-2010, 02:14 PM	#13
seeweda Special Member Member since:Jun 2009 Blu-ray collection:302 Trading Score:6	This sequence in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith has to be the cheesiest lines ever read on film. You can even hear the sarcasm in Ewan McGregor's voice as he says the lines. Anakin Skywalker: Ray shields. Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this. Anakin Skywalker: Apparently not. I say patience. Obi-Wan: Patience? Anakin Skywalker: Yes. R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the ray shields. [R2 comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall] Anakin Skywalker: See? No problem.

02-20-2010, 07:57 PM	#14
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	"I' am The Law!" 'Nuff said.

02-20-2010, 08:02 PM	#15
toef Blu-ray Champion Member since:May 2008 Location:Isla Nublar 4K collection:229 Blu-ray collection:545 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:4	"I see you." "I see you."

02-21-2010, 01:22 AM	#17
moonstruck Active Member Member since:Jul 2007 Blu-ray collection:201 Trading Score:1	"Suck my dick, every one of you bastards." - Geena Davis in "The Long Kiss Goodnight". This movie has a lot of great lines but this isn't one of them.

02-21-2010, 01:30 AM	#18
SillyMammo Expert Member Member since:Aug 2008 4K collection:426 Blu-ray collection:1086 Trading Score:2	"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

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