Build Your Own Bond Movie

[Spicoli]

With Skyfall coming out that means some of you will be owning a complete Bond Blu-ray Collection. If that is you congratulations!

So many movies, so many Bond Girls, Bond Villians, Bond Theme Songs and, well, Bonds.

Using these elements; Bond, Girl, Villain, Song. What would you use to Build Your Bond Movie?

Mine would be

Daniel Craig, Blowfeld, Paris Carver, Live and Let Die.

That movie would kick ass!

(for the sake of keeping it fun you just can't say Every bit of Casino Royale...thx)


EDIT BIG: I am sorry I should have been more clear. All of the answers are super awesome but I was talking about only using characters that already exist in the Bond universe, but if you want to do different, have at it but that was not my intent. The more I think about it....do what ever, I like seeing new villains.

[spanky87]

Bond: Timothy Dalton
Girl: played by Nastassja Kinski
Villain: Trevelyan
Song: Tomorrow Never Dies

[Al_The_Strange]

Bond: Daniel Craig

Villain: An evil syndicate with Blofeld (played by Charles Grey) on top, Auric Goldfinger and Gustav Graves as corporate allies, Scaramanga as a permanent employee, and Jaws as the go-to henchman.

Girls: As possible motivation for the plot below, have Tracy di Vicenzo appear in a flashback. Then bring on Camille Montes as an ally and Xenia Onatopp as a villain to seduce.

Gadgets: an iPad, and a huge arsenal of guns that would make T2 look like the carebears.

Song: Adele's Skyfall. David Arnold for the music score. Include a theme song remix by Celldweller.

Plot: Follow the original story of Ian Fleming's You Only Live Twice, more closely than its respective movie, by having Bond train up as a ninja to infiltrate a castle and take vengeance on all these baddies. The second half of the movie can play out like The Raid.

[lemonski]

Bond: Me
Bond Girl: Scarlett Johansson
Villain, Plot, Song: who cares?

[metaridley]

Bond: Pierce Brosnan
(so he can finally have that 5th movie he wanted to do)

Main Girl: Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh)
(she was originally supposed to be in Die Another Day, instead of Jinx)

Evil Girl: Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi)
(solely because she's one of the hottest women in the entire franchise)

Other Girl: Monica Bellucci
(Pierce always wanted to work with her and she oozes sex)

Main Villain: Tan-Sun Moon (Will Yun Lee)
(no genetic transformation, first Asian main villain in a Bond movie)

Villainous Ally: Kamal Khan (Louis Jordan)
(I like Jordan so much that I just want to see him in another Bond film)

Main Henchman: Donald "Red" Grant (Robert Shaw)
(who wouldn't want to see him again?)

Turncoat Henchman: Jaws (Richard Kiel)
(he's secretly undercover in Moon's organization in order to assist Bond)

Song: You Only Live Twice by Garbage
(Nancy Sinatra's version is terrific but I'd love to hear my favorite band take a crack at it)

Score: David Arnold
(with the Bond theme applied liberally throughout; suck it, haters!)

Moneypenny: Samantha Bond
(Bond ends up with her for real at the end)

Damian Falco: Michael Madsen
(Madsen is a badass and his character isn't a jerk this time)

Q: Desmond Llewelyn

M: Roger Moore

Robinson: Colin Salmon

Bill Tanner: Michael Kitchen

Jack Wade: Joe Don Baker

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by lemonski

Bond: Me
Bond Girl: Scarlett Johansson
Villain, Plot, Song: who cares?

You the man!

Originally Posted by metaridley

Other Girl: Monica Bellucci
(Pierce always wanted to work with her and she oozes sex)

Song: You Only Live Twice by Garbage
(Nancy Sinatra's version is terrific but I'd love to hear my favorite band take a crack at it)

Awesome.

[timcat4843]

Bond: Timothy Dalton
Girl: Karina
Villain: Hiroyuki Sanada
Song: "You Only Live Twice"

[nade_magnet]

Sean Connery with Daniel Craig as his protégé.

Wai Lin as part of their support team & ***** Galore (need more be said?!?!) as the girls.

Villians - Ernst Stavro Blofeld with Trevelyan & Red Grant as his henchmen.

Songs - A View to a Kill - opening credits | Goldeneye closing credit with Live and Let Die thrown in midway through the movie for good measure.

Thunderball

[Kevin Holly]

Oh yeah, add Christoph Waltz as a villain or henchman to mine too. Good call Walt.

[Walts Ghost]

Originally Posted by Kevin Holly

Oh yeah, add Christoph Waltz as a villain or henchman to mine too. Good call Walt.

Thanks, Kevin.

I seriously feel like he could be one of the best villains we've ever seen in the series. I think the Bond producers should really consider him. And as you and I both pointed out, Fassbender would be an excellent Bond after Craig.

[DoubleDownAgain]

Bond : Eddie Murphey
Villain : Eddie Murphey
Girl : Thandie Newton
Girl 2 : Eddie Murphey
Henchman : Terry Crews
Henchman : Eddie Griffin
Henchman : Clifton Powell
Q : Marlon Wayans
M : Cuba Gooding Jr.
Theme song : Party All the Time

Screenplay : Eddie Murphey & Brian Robbins
Director : Brian Robbins

[Spicoli]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

Bond: Daniel Craig

Villain: An evil syndicate with Blofeld (played by Charles Grey) on top, Auric Goldfinger and Gustav Graves as corporate allies, Scaramanga as a permanent employee, and Jaws as the go-to henchman.

Girls: As possible motivation for the plot below, have Tracy di Vicenzo appear in a flashback. Then bring on Camille Montes as an ally and Xenia Onatopp as a villain to seduce.

Gadgets: an iPad, and a huge arsenal of guns that would make T2 look like the carebears.

Song: Adele's Skyfall. David Arnold for the music score. Include a theme song remix by Celldweller.

Plot: Follow the original story of Ian Fleming's You Only Live Twice, more closely than its respective movie, by having Bond train up as a ninja to infiltrate a castle and take vengeance on all these baddies. The second half of the movie can play out like The Raid.

Awesome, I considered gadgets in the mix and figured some would ad.

Originally Posted by DoubleDownAgain

Bond : Eddie Murphey
Villain : Eddie Murphey
Girl : Thandie Newton
Girl 2 : Eddie Murphey
Henchman : Terry Crews
Henchman : Eddie Griffin
Henchman : Clifton Powell
Q : Marlon Wayans
M : Cuba Gooding Jr.
Theme song : Party All the Time

Screenplay : Eddie Murphey & Brian Robbins
Director : Brian Robbins

Funny, what was your second choice, Jeff Portnoy from the Fatties franchise?

[Kevin Holly]

Originally Posted by Walts Ghost

Thanks, Kevin.

I seriously feel like he could be one of the best villains we've ever seen in the series. I think the Bond producers should really consider him. And as you and I both pointed out, Fassbender would be an excellent Bond after Craig.

Amen again to Fassbender. Although, they'll have to act fast, otherwise we'll have another Roger Moore on our hands. Fassbender is really the ideal age now, but I think Craig has one or two left in him, so we'll see.

Originally Posted by MEB

Ahem... Two messages above Walt's:

https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread...83#post7111183

Mark

Well, I'm glad it's a case of three people agreeing.

[MEB]

Originally Posted by Kevin Holly

Oh yeah, add Christoph Waltz as a villain or henchman to mine too. Good call Walt.

Ahem... Two messages above Walt's:

https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread...83#post7111183

Mark