Switch (2013) (Region A Blu-ray) (English Subtitled) (Hong Kong release) Andy Lau

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Switch (2013)
(Region A Blu-ray) (English Subtitled) DVD will be also released
Starring: Andy Lau, Zhang Jingchu (Zhang Jing Chu), Lin Chiling (Lin Chi Ling), Tong Dawei (Tong Da Wei)
Director: Jay Sun Jian Jun
Distributor: Mega Star / Media Asia (HK)
Release Date: 16 Aug 2013
Synopsis: When one of China's most famous landscape paintings,which was split in two some 300 years ago and have been on display in China and Taiwan respectively, is about to be publicly exhibited in its combined entirety, thieves and gangsters scramble to steal it against all odds.

[darry]

Worst movie in the history of cinema, Asian or otherwise. The dialogue made me cringe so much I must have switched it off about 20 minutes into it, that how bad it was, the nadir being when some guy says to Andy Lau that he make all the ladies hot or something and then a hot chick comes up and uses a fire extinguisher to put his pants out, metaphorically speaking. The only thing good was the cinematography and location. If you have to watch this, watch it with the sound off. Then again, even that probably won't work. Whoever wrote the script for this needs to go away and never write anything again because it is putrid.