Uwe Boll's RAMPAGE (2009) - Blu-ray Forum

redtornado · 07-31-2009, 04:37 PM

Even Im not sure I can stomach this. Heres the trailer. Looks like a how to flick instead of a drama.

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/328...-hell-kill-you

PH3AR · 07-31-2009, 04:39 PM

Seeing that it is directed by Uwe Boll, i will not see this

Streaker76 · 07-31-2009, 04:46 PM

I can see this movie being pulled from the shelves. Unreal. Not sure if I can stomach it either.

GLaDOS · 07-31-2009, 04:57 PM

As usual, expect this movie to suck in theaters.

master_8ball · 07-31-2009, 05:12 PM

lol at first I thought it would be another video game movie of the game Rampage.. now that could have some potential!

DetroitSportsFan · 08-02-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by master_8ball

lol at first I thought it would be another video game movie of the game Rampage.. now that could have some potential!

I thought (hoped) the same thing.

newtype · 07-31-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kotsedriver

As usual, expect this movie to suck in theaters.

His movies go to the theater?

Diesel · 07-31-2009, 05:26 PM

I think I just threw up a little bit.

GLaDOS · 07-31-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gambit

His movies go to the theater?

Well, BloodDrayne and Alone In The Dark did. I don't know about Postal, though.

MOONPHASE · 08-01-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gambit

His movies go to the theater?

Uwe Boll makes movies?

Sylin · 07-31-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by redtornado

Even Im not sure I can stomach this. Heres the trailer. Looks like a how to flick instead of a drama.

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/328...-hell-kill-you

I wonder if Uwe Boll knows this is what a lot of people want to do to him?

P@t_Mtl · 08-01-2009, 11:40 PM

The title of the thread is real funny

"Uwe Boll's RAMPAGE "

Yep Boll's rampaging through good cinema and movie everywhere to bring us is own bran of disaster

MOONPHASE · 08-02-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

The title of the thread is real funny

"Uwe Boll's RAMPAGE "

Yep Boll's rampaging through good cinema and movie everywhere to bring us is own bran of disaster

Nope Uwe Boll turned into the Hulk and is rampaging the streets because no one likes his movies

OrlandoEastwood · 08-12-2009, 10:47 PM

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Uwe...Uwe...Uwe...Uwe - chant it with me - Uwe...Uwe...Uwe...

The world's worst filmmaker could very well be Uwe Boll. Of his 16 films, only three have an aggregate IMDB rating over 4 out of 10. The highest is Tunnel Rats with a whopping 4.3 out of ten. He has just as many below a 2. More than likely, his name means more to you than the movies: BloodRayne, Postal, In the Name of the King, and House of the Dead. Their reputations precede them.

Expect no love story or delicate character study here in his latest, a film called Rampage. It's about a guy who builds a kevlar suit and goes walking into town shooting everybody he sees. Deep, rich. The inciting incident? The barista who screwed up his macchiato. That's right: Uwe Boll is now stealing ideas from high school student short films.

Here's the trailer, if you dare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSRSoncoV4k

There's no release date, of course, because it won't be released. At least not in theaters. I think we can safely assume that.

Yeah, another political film that Uwe is calling art.

Why did I put Alone in the Dark 2? Because I don't f***in' care.

Monkey · 08-12-2009, 10:54 PM

Lance Henricksen for the mother effin win

Red Hood · 08-12-2009, 10:59 PM

I never realized I've seen a Uwe Boll movie in the theater until I saw this thread. The movie was House of the Dead, I knew the movie was bad, and I always had my suspicions that it was directed by him, I just was to scared to look and I probably blocked it out when I saw it. I'm ashamed of myself now.

OrlandoEastwood · 08-12-2009, 11:01 PM

Gamestop gave me a copy of House of the Dead for free. The guy at counter asked me if I wanted it and I told him; "Sure." and he rang it up for $0.00. I was laughing. This was back in like 2007.

Red Hood · 08-12-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

Gamestop gave me a copy of House of the Dead for free. The guy at counter asked me if I wanted it and I told him; "Sure." and he rang it up for $0.00. I was laughing. This was back in like 2007.

That was still too much. He should have given you store credit.

I remember a topless asian girl dancing at the beginning, I think that was the highlight of the film.

Gamma_Winstead · 08-13-2009, 02:35 AM

In case you missed it, here is In the name of the king, in 120 seconds.

In all honesty, that video is 100000000000x better than the movie, i can assume.

OrlandoEastwood · 08-13-2009, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by gamma626

In case you missed it, here is In the name of the king, in 120 seconds.

In all honesty, that video is 100000000000x better than the movie, i can assume.

You want to know what the sad truth behind Boll is? He had me write a treatment for both a sequel to In the Name of the King and Alone in the Dark. If you do not believe me, I still have the email saved in my gmail.

07-31-2009, 04:37 PM	#1
redtornado Special Member Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Fox Valley, Wisconsin Home Theater Gallery:12 4K collection:1 Blu-ray collection:323 Digital collection:159 Blu-ray reviews: 20 Trading Score:553	Uwe Boll's RAMPAGE (2009) Even Im not sure I can stomach this. Heres the trailer. Looks like a how to flick instead of a drama. http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/328...-hell-kill-you

07-31-2009, 04:39 PM	#2
PH3AR Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Dover, Pennsylvania PSN:WORKINtheCORNER Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray collection:325 Blu-ray reviews:2	Seeing that it is directed by Uwe Boll, i will not see this

07-31-2009, 04:46 PM	#3
Streaker76 Member Member since:Jul 2008	I can see this movie being pulled from the shelves. Unreal. Not sure if I can stomach it either.

07-31-2009, 04:57 PM	#4
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	As usual, expect this movie to suck in theaters.

07-31-2009, 05:12 PM	#5
master_8ball Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Ontario, Canada Home Theater Gallery:19 Blu-ray collection:675 Blu-ray reviews: 7 Trading Score:2	lol at first I thought it would be another video game movie of the game Rampage.. now that could have some potential!

07-31-2009, 05:26 PM	#8
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	I think I just threw up a little bit.

08-01-2009, 11:40 PM	#12
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	The title of the thread is real funny "Uwe Boll's RAMPAGE " Yep Boll's rampaging through good cinema and movie everywhere to bring us is own bran of disaster

08-12-2009, 10:54 PM	#15
Monkey Blu-ray Knight Member since:Sep 2006 Trading Score:31	Lance Henricksen for the mother effin win

08-12-2009, 10:59 PM	#16
Red Hood Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2008 Blu-ray collection:33	I never realized I've seen a Uwe Boll movie in the theater until I saw this thread. The movie was House of the Dead, I knew the movie was bad, and I always had my suspicions that it was directed by him, I just was to scared to look and I probably blocked it out when I saw it. I'm ashamed of myself now.

08-12-2009, 11:01 PM	#17
OrlandoEastwood Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Jun 2008 Location:R-Point Blu-ray reviews:86 Trading Score:24	Gamestop gave me a copy of House of the Dead for free. The guy at counter asked me if I wanted it and I told him; "Sure." and he rang it up for $0.00. I was laughing. This was back in like 2007.

08-13-2009, 02:35 AM	#19
Gamma_Winstead Blu-ray Prince Top contributor Member since:Jul 2007 Location:U.S.G. Ishimura 4K collection:118 Blu-ray collection:764 Blu-ray reviews: 36 Trading Score:6	In case you missed it, here is In the name of the king, in 120 seconds. In all honesty, that video is 100000000000x better than the movie, i can assume.

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