Worst Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Transformers/Batman dialog

[arrow61095]

What is the worst Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Transformers/Batman dialog?

Were there any lines that particularly annoyed you?


First, let me say that I like all of these popular series. Please try to keep this to just discussing the dialog. There are already millions of other threads discussing these actual movies and who likes and dislikes them.


I'll start off with my worst from Star Wars Episode III:
Anakin: "You are so beautiful!"
Padme: "Only because I'm so in love with you."
Anakin: "No, because I'm so in love with you."

[stockstar1138]

the line i really, really hate is when jar jar addresses the Senate for Amadila in regards to the Clone Army.

He begins his speech with "Dellow Felagates" instead of Fellow Delagates.

This should have been a serious moment and it became a Jar Jar joke instead.

[arrow61095]

I find myself hating most if not all Jar Jar dialog,

Starting with Episode 1: "Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!"...



In Transformers, I find myself annoyed with a lot of the Jazz dialog. Good thing he isn't in the movie much.

Jazz: What's crackin' little b**ches?
[does a somersault]

Jazz: "This looks like a cool place to kick it! "

[Crim122]

Originally Posted by arrow61095

I find myself hating most if not all Jar Jar dialog,

Starting with Episode 1: "Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!"...



In Transformers, I find myself annoyed with a lot of the Jazz dialog. Good thing he isn't in the movie much.

Jazz: What's crackin' little b**ches?
[does a somersault]

Jazz: "This looks like a cool place to kick it! "

That was so ****ing racist

[arrow61095]

Originally Posted by Crim122

That was so ****ing racist

Can you be a little more specific?

[Monkey]

Originally Posted by arrow61095

Can you be a little more specific?

I think he meant to say he is a racist and so he views those lines as being racist

[Crim122]

Originally Posted by arrow61095

Can you be a little more specific?

Because the black robot had to be BLACK

And didnt he die first too?

[SS316SRV]

Originally Posted by Crim122

That was so ****ing racist

Only because you equate those speach patterns with a race. The Transformers learned Earth's language from the internet. That is the dialogue that they observed when adapting to Earth.

My favorite one from Transformers is when they call the Pentagon from a cell phone and get right through to the secretary of defense.

[neckedness]

Matrix 3 -

Morpheous - "You did it"
Niobe - "No, we did it"

Lame
These two lines are found in many action movies.

[Blurayne]

I think the dialog in LOTR was excellent, there was no lame dialog (that i can remeber).

But as SW oh by far:

Anakin: "I don't fear the darkside as you do."

The line it self wasn't bad, but it was the way he said it

[stockstar1138]

some more i really hate from star wars.

Darth Vader: Only my new powers can save you Padme.

Anakin: Yippppeeee!

Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wait hold on a second, wasn't that statement....AN ABSOLUTE!!!

C3P0: I'm quite beside myself

Han Solo: You love him don't you? Its okay, I won't get in they way.

Is this the same Han from the first two movies????

Palpatine: He's a traitor
Mace Windu: No, he's the traitor

Very good Samuel L. Jackson comeback....NOT!

Im not going to touch anything from Jar Jar, Ani's little friends on Tattoine or the recent The Clone Wars movies, because its just too much to write, but know that nearly 100% of the lines are garbage.

[gaeljet]

Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wait hold on a second, wasn't that statement....AN ABSOLUTE!!!

sems so, but i think there s a nuance btw "absolute" when you think you re always right (even though you can pretend that you don t think you are, but actually think you are...) as for example when you see the world and how things work too "simply".. and btw say a "fact" sky is blue for instance( it s not absolute, but a relative truth, or fact but when people look at the sky they see the blue color)

[jadedeath]

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

some more i really hate from star wars.

Darth Vader: Only my new powers can save you Padme.

Anakin: Yippppeeee!

Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wait hold on a second, wasn't that statement....AN ABSOLUTE!!!

C3P0: I'm quite beside myself

Han Solo: You love him don't you? Its okay, I won't get in they way.

Is this the same Han from the first two movies????

Palpatine: He's a traitor
Mace Windu: No, he's the traitor

Very good Samuel L. Jackson comeback....NOT!

Im not going to touch anything from Jar Jar, Ani's little friends on Tattoine or the recent The Clone Wars movies, because its just too much to write, but know that nearly 100% of the lines are garbage.

The Star Wars 1-2-3 were just plain bad to begin with.

But here's one that'll tickle your brain later...

The Jedi Knights, the guys who're supposed to be the wisest group in the galaxy. . . can't figure out a simple prophesy that states that someone will bring balance to the force.

Let's see here... 1000000000 guys on one side, one or two on the other... gee... let's think about this whole 'balance' part of the prophesy...

Logan

[DBlackGT]

Originally Posted by arrow61095

I'll start off with my worst from Star Wars Episode III:
Anakin: "You are so beautiful!"
Padme: "Only because I'm so in love with you."
Anakin: "No, because I'm so in love with you."

That one by far takes the cake, everytime I hear that I just cringe.

[pmcguire]

Star Wars episode II - Yoda "Around the survivors a perimeter create"

It was only at that point did I finally realise the GL had been taking the piss out of me all along.

[stockstar1138]

Originally Posted by pmcguire

Star Wars episode III - Yoda "Around the survivors a perimeter create"

It was only at that point did I finally realise the GL had been taking the piss out of me all along.

he says that in Episode II: AotC

[pmcguire]

Thanks for the correction, the lobotomy worked then

[Mxr5150]

I don't have a problem with really any of the dialogue in the afformentioned movies, except in Transformers (and I still really like the movie, I just have a few problems with the way, hotness factor aside, Megan Fox speaks her lines).

The seemingly out of place "When have you ever had so sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?" really gets to me. Was there originally more to that dialogue? I would make more sense to me if there had been. Other moments include "It's [aliens] an urban legend" sounded really contrived and unnatural. Again hotness aside, and also again I thought the movie was great and I don't care for Michael Bay's movies.

Edit: I just remembered... all of the dialogue from Star Wars: Episodes I, II, and III.

[UKTruBlu]

Originally Posted by arrow61095

What is the worst Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Transformers/Batman dialog?

Were there any lines that particularly annoyed you?


First, let me say that I like all of these popular series. Please try to keep this to just discussing the dialog. There are already millions of other threads discussing these actual movies and who likes and dislikes them.


I'll start off with my worst from Star Wars Episode III:
Anakin: "You are so beautiful!"
Padme: "Only because I'm so in love with you."
Anakin: "No, because I'm so in love with you."

Agreed, Lucas needs some script writing lessons!