Best One-Liner's - Blu-ray Forum

shadows4545 · 03-16-2009, 04:34 PM

Post the best one-liner's you've heard or seen in movies. In my opinion...Ahnuld has one of the best and funniest.

"Stick Around" When Arnold throws a knife at a guy in Predator.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?.....I lied" Commando.

Batman1980 · 03-16-2009, 04:37 PM

At an end your rule is and not short enough it was.

Sussudio · 03-16-2009, 04:40 PM

"TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU F*****G STUPID BASTARD!"

brett_day · 03-16-2009, 04:40 PM

hasta la vista baby

P@t_Mtl · 03-16-2009, 04:42 PM

"let off some steam Bennet" from Commando

Army Of Darkness with Bruce Campbell as to be the greatest one-liners movie of all time IMO

fatediesel · 03-16-2009, 04:44 PM

"Your mom goes to college." Kip, Napoleon Dynamite

shadows4545 · 03-16-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fatediesel

"Your mom goes to college." Kip, Napoleon Dynamite

LOL!!! I haven't heard that one in a while. Still funny

BRu-LAy · 03-16-2009, 04:47 PM

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.......and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live

"Don't look at me!!" - American Me

PH3AR · 03-16-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows4545

Post the best one-liner's you've heard or seen in movies. In my opinion...Ahnuld has one of the best and funniest.

"Stick Around" When Arnold throws a knife at a guy in Predator.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?.....I lied" Commando.

+1 good ones...how bout "I'll be back" The Terminator, Arnold has so many great one liners!

blooded predator · 03-16-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by P|-|3@R

+1 good ones...how bout "I'll be back" The Terminator, Arnold has so many great one liners!

cant go wrong with any arnie movie he always has great one liners

Chevypower · 03-17-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by blooded predator

cant go wrong with any arnie movie he always has great one liners

Some of them you have to laugh just because they are so corny.

Commando:
"We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it!"
"Let off some steam, Bennett."

Chordata · 03-17-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chevypower

Some of them you have to laugh just because they are so corny.

Commando:
"We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it!"
"Let off some steam, Bennett."

SOME of them?

Chevypower · 03-17-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by O_V_N

SOME of them?

ok, all of them... and I just thought of another one from Commando
"Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"

DBLN8 · 03-16-2009, 11:55 PM

Blazing Saddles.

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

PH3AR · 03-17-2009, 12:05 AM

Another one...

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

toneloctr · 03-17-2009, 12:22 AM

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Good ole Carl Spackler in Caddyshack

Kryptron · 03-17-2009, 12:43 AM

From Ghostbusters:

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick"

Another good one:

Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Winston Zeddemore: "Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say".

blooded predator · 03-17-2009, 01:07 AM

"that Terminator Is Out There,it Cant Be Bargained With Cant Be Reasoned With It Doesnt Feel Pity Or Remorse And It Absouleotly Will Not Stop Ever Until You Are Dead"reese -terminator

"come With Me If You Want To Live" Spoken In Terminator 1 And 2 By Reese And The Terminator

AcePunK · 03-17-2009, 05:23 PM

Warriors, Come out to play.
The Child is mine. Exorist

CYMBOL · 03-17-2009, 05:40 PM

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

"You just had a near life experience."

*Fight Club*

03-16-2009, 04:34 PM	#1
shadows4545 Active Member Member since:Feb 2009 Location:California Blu-ray collection:625 Blu-ray reviews:4	Best One-Liner's Post the best one-liner's you've heard or seen in movies. In my opinion...Ahnuld has one of the best and funniest. "Stick Around" When Arnold throws a knife at a guy in Predator. "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?.....I lied" Commando.

03-17-2009, 12:43 AM	#17
Kryptron Expert Member Member since:Sep 2007 Location:Tampa Bay, FL Home Theater Gallery:21 4K collection:83 Blu-ray collection:450 Trading Score:4	From Ghostbusters: Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick" Another good one: Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? Winston Zeddemore: "Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say". Last edited by Kryptron; 03-17-2009 at 12:48 AM.

03-17-2009, 05:23 PM	#19
AcePunK Senior Member Member since:Jun 2008 Location:Orlando, Florida Home Theater Gallery:15 Blu-ray collection:585 Digital collection:89 iTunes collection:124 Blu-ray reviews:5	Warriors, Come out to play. The Child is mine. Exorist Last edited by AcePunK; 03-17-2009 at 05:26 PM.

03-16-2009, 04:37 PM	#2
Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	At an end your rule is and not short enough it was.

03-16-2009, 04:40 PM	#3
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	"TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU F*****G STUPID BASTARD!"

03-16-2009, 04:40 PM	#4
brett_day Blu-ray Guru Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Moore, Oklahoma Home Theater Gallery:18 Blu-ray collection:45 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	hasta la vista baby

03-16-2009, 04:42 PM	#5
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	"let off some steam Bennet" from Commando Army Of Darkness with Bruce Campbell as to be the greatest one-liners movie of all time IMO

03-16-2009, 04:44 PM	#6
fatediesel Blu-ray Count Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Iowa Blu-ray collection:410 Trading Score:47	"Your mom goes to college." Kip, Napoleon Dynamite

03-16-2009, 04:47 PM	#8
BRu-LAy Special Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Fortress of Solitude Trading Score:46	"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.......and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live "Don't look at me!!" - American Me

03-16-2009, 11:55 PM	#14
DBLN8 Senior Member Member since:Feb 2009 Location:Washington DC Blu-ray collection:158 Trading Score:2	Blazing Saddles. Charlie: They said you was hung. Bart: And they was right.

03-17-2009, 12:05 AM	#15
PH3AR Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Dover, Pennsylvania PSN:WORKINtheCORNER Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray collection:325 Blu-ray reviews:2	Another one... Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

03-17-2009, 12:22 AM	#16
toneloctr Active Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Michigan 4K collection:37 Blu-ray collection:636 DVD collection:152 Blu-ray reviews: 4	In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Good ole Carl Spackler in Caddyshack

03-17-2009, 01:07 AM	#18
blooded predator Senior Member Member since:Jun 2008 Location:reno,nv Blu-ray collection:34 Blu-ray reviews:1	"that Terminator Is Out There,it Cant Be Bargained With Cant Be Reasoned With It Doesnt Feel Pity Or Remorse And It Absouleotly Will Not Stop Ever Until You Are Dead"reese -terminator "come With Me If You Want To Live" Spoken In Terminator 1 And 2 By Reese And The Terminator

03-17-2009, 05:40 PM	#20
CYMBOL Blu-ray Knight Member since:May 2007 Location:I move around a lot. Blu-ray collection:8	"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." "You just had a near life experience." Fight Club

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