Worst Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Transformers/Batman dialog - Page 3 - Blu-ray Forum

mikejet · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Best line ever:

"Padme, would come here and help me with my lightsaber?"

Of course it was edited out for some reason....

SquidPuppet · 09-29-2008, 06:48 PM

Transformers.

The entire script.

Serious too

Crim122 · 09-29-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

Transformers.

The entire script.

Serious too

Movie was all cheese

Blurayne · 09-29-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by arrow61095

Didn't care for the "Free your mind." and jumping across a building ---- I guess it just seemed pretty formulaic to me.

The "Whoa" just turned Neo into Bill from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure for a second. It was more the way that he said it than anything.

What would be a "normal" response to seeing someone jump across a building after saying "free your mind."

Well mine would be either "whoa" but more likely it would "WTF!" or "Holy Smokes Batman"

SS316SRV · 09-29-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blurayne

Well mine would be either "whoa" but more likely it would "WTF!" or "Holy Smokes Batman"

"**** this, I'm out."

Mubbly · 09-29-2008, 06:55 PM

Padme: Hold me again.. like you did on the plains of Naboo... when there was nothing.... but our love....

And

Anakin(After dealing with Mace Windu): WHAT HAVE I DONE! >

Palpatine: blah blah blah blah
Anakin(immediately after): I..... pledge...my..self.. to your.. teachings.

Absolute garbage. Throughout the whole movie.. from every actor!! Everyone sounded retarded, the dialog was so bad and so robotic! Samuel Jackson, Ewan McGreggor, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen all looked like talentless fools. George Lucas should have had nothing to do with the last 3 movies.

Padme(In the quickest birth ever): *enggghh* LUKE!!! *ennngh* LEA!!!

arrow61095 · 09-29-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SS316SRV

How was that formulaic?

---------With "Free Your Mind." and then having the character Defy Gravity (almost fly) across the building.........."Fly/Free"........Oh, never mind.
If they couldn't have done it better, there should have been no dialog, and just a suprised look on Neo's face.

As for the responder above who referenced this, "Holy Cheese Batman"

SS316SRV · 09-29-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by arrow61095

---------With "Free Your Mind." and then having the character Defy Gravity (almost fly) across the building.........."Fly/Free"........Oh, never mind.
If they couldn't have done it better, there should have been no dialog, and just a suprised look on Neo's face.

As for the responder above who referenced this, "Holy Cheese Batman"

Morpheus was teaching him. He needed to tell him what to do.

arrow61095 · 09-29-2008, 07:31 PM

I didn't origionally intend this when I mentioned Batman, but...........

" Robin, give me the shark repellent bat spray"

Joker: Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours!
Batman: No sorcery; merely the precaution of a Universal Drug Antidote PILL!

Joker: [laughing] Have a SNEEZE on me, Batman!
[Joker administers sneezing powder upon Batman, which has no effect]
Batman: No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD!

Commissioner Gordon: You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality.

tacoreed · 09-29-2008, 07:35 PM

Anything from Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, and Episodes I-III.
Especially from Episode III: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

camper · 09-29-2008, 07:46 PM

Hard, because the Star Wars movies are littered with them.

Star Wars: "Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

Melodramatic much there, Obi-Wan?

camper

Pseudoblu · 09-29-2008, 07:47 PM

Episode I trumps all with the entire script... it was beyond awful...

"I am a person and my name is Anakin".... that part was just so bad.. that I couldn't even get past it and mentioning anything Jar Jar said is just way to obvious.. G.Lucas is a P.O.S.

MATTYBLU2 · 09-29-2008, 08:06 PM

almost need to change the title of this thread to:

The worst star wars dialog

cause 90% of it is making fun of that one

arrow61095 · 09-29-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MATTYBLU2

almost need to change the title of this thread to:

The worst star wars dialog

cause 90% of it is making fun of that one

I think that is just because SW:Episodes 1-3 were very ridden with bad dialog.
(So far I mentioned SW, Transformers, Matrix, and the origional Batman)
I'll probably add some more Batman and some LOTR tommorrow.

Any one else brave enough to mention any dialog they though was bad from LOTR/Transformers/Matrix/Batman Movies?

dvd_mazter · 09-29-2008, 08:17 PM

I think the epic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" deserves a spot on the thread.

MATTYBLU2 · 09-29-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by arrow61095

I think that is just because SW:Episodes 1-3 were very ridden with bad dialog.
(So far I mentioned SW, Transformers, Matrix, and the origional Batman)
I'll probably add some more Batman and some LOTR tommorrow.

Any one else brave enough to mention any dialog they though was bad from LOTR/Transformers/Matrix/Batman Movies?

i hear ya, its there is so many SW bashers its amazing. especially for one of the greatest frachise of movies ever created. but what does lucas know, he sucks

kpkelley · 09-29-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MATTYBLU2

i hear ya, its there is so many SW bashers its amazing. especially for one of the greatest frachise of movies ever created. but what does lucas know, he sucks

I imagine most of the people who have posted Star Wars quotes are or were fans of Star Wars otherwise they wouldn't remember the lines.

I know this movie isn't listed in the title, but I absolutely hate this line from XMEN:

Quote:

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?.....The same thing that happens to everything else.

I can't believe they paid someone to write that.

MATTYBLU2 · 09-29-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kpkelley

I imagine most of the people who have posted Star Wars quotes are or were fans of Star Wars otherwise they wouldn't remember the lines.

I know this movie isn't listed in the title, but I absolutely hate this line from XMEN:

I can't believe they paid someone to write that.

Mubbly · 09-29-2008, 08:34 PM

The Incredibles..

Syndrome: And when everybody's super... no one will be.

I still can't understand what he's talking about.

arrow61095 · 09-29-2008, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kpkelley

I imagine most of the people who have posted Star Wars quotes are or were fans of Star Wars otherwise they wouldn't remember the lines.

I know this movie isn't listed in the title, but I absolutely hate this line from XMEN:

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?.....The same thing that happens to everything else.

I can't believe they paid someone to write that.

I agree.

And it don't matter to me if we want to add the X-Men movies.

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09-29-2008, 06:48 PM	#41
mikejet Banned Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Los Angeles, CA Blu-ray reviews:5 Trading Score:29	Best line ever: "Padme, would come here and help me with my lightsaber?" Of course it was edited out for some reason....

09-29-2008, 06:48 PM	#42
SquidPuppet Blu-ray Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:277 Blu-ray reviews:27	Transformers. The entire script. Serious too

09-29-2008, 06:55 PM	#46
Mubbly Active Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Antioch, CA Blu-ray collection:72 Blu-ray reviews:2	Padme: Hold me again.. like you did on the plains of Naboo... when there was nothing.... but our love.... And Anakin(After dealing with Mace Windu): WHAT HAVE I DONE! > Palpatine: blah blah blah blah Anakin(immediately after): I..... pledge...my..self.. to your.. teachings. Absolute garbage. Throughout the whole movie.. from every actor!! Everyone sounded retarded, the dialog was so bad and so robotic! Samuel Jackson, Ewan McGreggor, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen all looked like talentless fools. George Lucas should have had nothing to do with the last 3 movies. Padme(In the quickest birth ever): enggghh LUKE!!! ennngh LEA!!!

09-29-2008, 07:31 PM	#49
arrow61095 Special Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:PA, USA Blu-ray collection:140	I didn't origionally intend this when I mentioned Batman, but........... " Robin, give me the shark repellent bat spray" Joker: Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours! Batman: No sorcery; merely the precaution of a Universal Drug Antidote PILL! Joker: [laughing] Have a SNEEZE on me, Batman! [Joker administers sneezing powder upon Batman, which has no effect] Batman: No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! Commissioner Gordon: You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality.

09-29-2008, 07:35 PM	#50
tacoreed Special Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Omaha 4K collection:103 Blu-ray collection:722	Anything from Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, and Episodes I-III. Especially from Episode III: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

09-29-2008, 07:46 PM	#51
camper Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2007 Blu-ray collection:367 DVD collection:445 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Hard, because the Star Wars movies are littered with them. Star Wars: "Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. " Melodramatic much there, Obi-Wan? camper

09-29-2008, 07:47 PM	#52
Pseudoblu Active Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Wisconsin Blu-ray collection:55 Blu-ray reviews: 23	Episode I trumps all with the entire script... it was beyond awful... "I am a person and my name is Anakin".... that part was just so bad.. that I couldn't even get past it and mentioning anything Jar Jar said is just way to obvious.. G.Lucas is a P.O.S.

09-29-2008, 08:06 PM	#53
MATTYBLU2 Banned Member since:Sep 2007 Location:NH Blu-ray collection:60 Trading Score:21	almost need to change the title of this thread to: The worst star wars dialog cause 90% of it is making fun of that one

09-29-2008, 08:17 PM	#55
dvd_mazter Power Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Winnipeg, Manitoba Home Theater Gallery:9 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:740 Blu-ray reviews: 146	I think the epic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" deserves a spot on the thread.

09-29-2008, 08:34 PM	#59
Mubbly Active Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Antioch, CA Blu-ray collection:72 Blu-ray reviews:2	The Incredibles.. Syndrome: And when everybody's super... no one will be. I still can't understand what he's talking about.

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