Worst Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Transformers/Batman dialog - Page 4 - Blu-ray Forum

Crim122 · 09-29-2008, 08:37 PM

Hitman The movie had some of the worst dialog I ahve seen in a while, same with Silent Hill and The Happening.

arrow61095 · 09-29-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mubbly

The Incredibles..

Syndrome: And when everybody's super... no one will be.

I still can't understand what he's talking about.

It has to do with being special. You are only super if you can do stuff that others cant. If everyone could fly, then you being able to fly wouldn't make you super.

jadedeath · 09-29-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by stockstar1138

some more i really hate from star wars.

Darth Vader: Only my new powers can save you Padme.

Anakin: Yippppeeee!

Obi-wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wait hold on a second, wasn't that statement....AN ABSOLUTE!!!

C3P0: I'm quite beside myself

Han Solo: You love him don't you? Its okay, I won't get in they way.

Is this the same Han from the first two movies????

Palpatine: He's a traitor
Mace Windu: No, he's the traitor

Very good Samuel L. Jackson comeback....NOT!

Im not going to touch anything from Jar Jar, Ani's little friends on Tattoine or the recent The Clone Wars movies, because its just too much to write, but know that nearly 100% of the lines are garbage.

The Star Wars 1-2-3 were just plain bad to begin with.

But here's one that'll tickle your brain later...

The Jedi Knights, the guys who're supposed to be the wisest group in the galaxy. . . can't figure out a simple prophesy that states that someone will bring balance to the force.

Let's see here... 1000000000 guys on one side, one or two on the other... gee... let's think about this whole 'balance' part of the prophesy...

Logan

Mubbly · 09-29-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by arrow61095

It has to do with being special. You are only super if you can do stuff that others cant. If everyone could fly, then you being able to fly wouldn't make you super.

Yeah that makes sense. I still think the dialog should have been reworked there.

bbatfan13 · 09-29-2008, 08:50 PM

From Batman and Robin, George Clooney-"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman"

jadedeath · 09-29-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mubbly

Anakin(After dealing with Mace Windu): WHAT HAVE I DONE! >

Palpatine: blah blah blah blah
Anakin(immediately after): I..... pledge...my..self.. to your.. teachings.

Yeah there wasn't much 'internal struggle' there.

It was like a switch went off and he just decided to be Vader.

Logan

danay82 · 09-30-2008, 03:04 AM

"I'm Batman"

JJ · 09-30-2008, 03:29 AM

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

Sigh.

awesomest cory · 09-30-2008, 04:35 AM

Aright I'm sorry but this line from Star Wars Episode II tops anything posted so far:

Padme - I love the water. We used to lay out on the sand and let the sun dry us. And try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin - I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Touche, Darth.

doctorsteve · 09-30-2008, 04:44 AM

"Sam!"

"Mr. Frodo!"

"Oh, Sam!"

"Oh, Mr. Frodo!"

"Oh Sam! Show me the money!"

"Oh Mr. Frodo, you complete me!"

"Oh Sam! I've never felt this way before!"

"Mr. Frodo! To me you are perfect, and my wasted heart will love you until you look like a mummy!"

"Sam, take my breath away!"

"Oh, Mr. Frodo! Take me to the Boardwalk, show me you love me!"

"Sam, are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"Make me squeal, Mr. Frodo! Make me squeal!"

"Oh Sam, you look just like a Hog!"

"Oh, then eat me Mr. Frodo!"

"Ut-uh. Pig's a filthy animal, Sam. I don't eat filthy animals"

"Break me Mr. Frodo, break me! Call me Mr. Glass!"

"Oh Sam, try to relax. Can you feel it? This... IS.. SPARTA!

swordfishblue · 09-30-2008, 05:20 AM

casino Ryale: early in the film before the parkour chase. Bond looks at the bombmaker's scars and says to buddy in earpiece: " i hope they have insurance for that.." it's something like that. I hate that line. Takes me ou of the movie everytime.

Batman Begins: batman, holding a bad guy, looks at the homeless dude wearing his coat and says: " nice coat" then fly away. Seriously???

STARKILLER--1138 · 09-30-2008, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by doctorsteve

"Sam!"

"Mr. Frodo!"

"Oh, Sam!"

"Oh, Mr. Frodo!"

"Oh Sam! Show me the money!"

"Oh Mr. Frodo, you complete me!"

"Oh Sam! I've never felt this way before!"

"Mr. Frodo! To me you are perfect, and my wasted heart will love you until you look like a mummy!"

"Sam, take my breath away!"

"Oh, Mr. Frodo! Take me to the Boardwalk, show me you love me!"

"Sam, are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"Make me squeal, Mr. Frodo! Make me squeal!"

"Oh Sam, you look just like a Hog!"

"Oh, then eat me Mr. Frodo!"

"Ut-uh. Pig's a filthy animal, Sam. I don't eat filthy animals"

"Break me Mr. Frodo, break me! Call me Mr. Glass!"

"Oh Sam, try to relax. Can you feel it? This... IS.. SPARTA!

pmcguire · 09-30-2008, 05:19 PM

Star Wars episode II - Yoda "Around the survivors a perimeter create"

It was only at that point did I finally realise the GL had been taking the piss out of me all along.

stockstar1138 · 09-30-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmcguire

Star Wars episode III - Yoda "Around the survivors a perimeter create"

It was only at that point did I finally realise the GL had been taking the piss out of me all along.

he says that in Episode II: AotC

pmcguire · 09-30-2008, 05:24 PM

Thanks for the correction, the lobotomy worked then

arrow61095 · 09-30-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by swordfishblue

....

Batman Begins: batman, holding a bad guy, looks at the homeless dude wearing his coat and says: " nice coat" then fly away. Seriously???

I agree. The "nice coat" line was lame.

Go Blue · 09-30-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by awesomest cory

Aright I'm sorry but this line from Star Wars Episode II tops anything posted so far:

Padme - I love the water. We used to lay out on the sand and let the sun dry us. And try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin - I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Touche, Darth.

arrow61095 · 09-30-2008, 06:15 PM

From Batman Begins,

Carmine Falcone: Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.

(Couldn't think of something better to call them than "scary people"????? Even "terrifying individuals" would have been better.)

arrow61095 · 09-30-2008, 06:24 PM

It is a touch choice between:

Quote:

Originally Posted by arrow61095

..............
from Star Wars Episode III:
Anakin: "You are so beautiful!"
Padme: "Only because I'm so in love with you."
Anakin: "No, because I'm so in love with you."

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by awesomest cory

Aright I'm sorry but this line from Star Wars Episode II tops anything posted so far:

Padme - I love the water. We used to lay out on the sand and let the sun dry us. And try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin - I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Touche, Darth.

I'd have to say a tie.

(In the voice of comicbook guy from the Simpsons ----- "Worst dialog ever!!!)

arrow61095 · 09-30-2008, 07:04 PM

Well, I promised the worst from LOTR, so..........

Sam: You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in!
-------------"stove your head in"??? There isn't a better threat than that.

[When Frodo is ok from being stabbed in the Mines in Fellowship]
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
-------------"more than meets the eye"? Did someone get confused when writing the dialog and think that this is transformers?

[scene from extended version]
Merry: You just said something... treeish!
-------------"treeish"?????? Now, I know why this was origionally cut.

09-30-2008, 05:19 PM	#73
pmcguire Junior Member Member since:Sep 2008	Star Wars episode II - Yoda "Around the survivors a perimeter create" It was only at that point did I finally realise the GL had been taking the piss out of me all along. Last edited by pmcguire; 09-30-2008 at 05:24 PM.

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09-29-2008, 08:37 PM	#61
Crim122 Banned Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Charlotte, NC Blu-ray collection:27 Blu-ray reviews:1	Hitman The movie had some of the worst dialog I ahve seen in a while, same with Silent Hill and The Happening.

09-29-2008, 08:50 PM	#65
bbatfan13 Junior Member Member since:Apr 2007 4K collection:17 Blu-ray collection:551 DVD collection:7	From Batman and Robin, George Clooney-"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman"

09-30-2008, 03:04 AM	#67
danay82 Senior Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Raleigh, NC Blu-ray collection:126	"I'm Batman"

09-30-2008, 03:29 AM	#68
JJ Blu-ray Count Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Miami, FL Home Theater Gallery:99 4K collection:619 Blu-ray collection:1293 DVD collection:31 Digital collection:5 Blu-ray reviews: 18 Trading Score:203	"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Sigh.

09-30-2008, 04:35 AM	#69
awesomest cory Active Member Member since:Sep 2008 4K collection:365 Blu-ray collection:564 DVD collection:8 Trading Score:1	Aright I'm sorry but this line from Star Wars Episode II tops anything posted so far: Padme - I love the water. We used to lay out on the sand and let the sun dry us. And try to guess the names of the birds singing. Anakin - I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Touche, Darth.

09-30-2008, 04:44 AM	#70
doctorsteve Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2007 Location:Tonawanda, NY Home Theater Gallery:15 Blu-ray collection:188 Blu-ray reviews:16	"Sam!" "Mr. Frodo!" "Oh, Sam!" "Oh, Mr. Frodo!" "Oh Sam! Show me the money!" "Oh Mr. Frodo, you complete me!" "Oh Sam! I've never felt this way before!" "Mr. Frodo! To me you are perfect, and my wasted heart will love you until you look like a mummy!" "Sam, take my breath away!" "Oh, Mr. Frodo! Take me to the Boardwalk, show me you love me!" "Sam, are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" "Make me squeal, Mr. Frodo! Make me squeal!" "Oh Sam, you look just like a Hog!" "Oh, then eat me Mr. Frodo!" "Ut-uh. Pig's a filthy animal, Sam. I don't eat filthy animals" "Break me Mr. Frodo, break me! Call me Mr. Glass!" "Oh Sam, try to relax. Can you feel it? This... IS.. SPARTA!

09-30-2008, 05:20 AM	#71
swordfishblue Active Member Member since:Aug 2008	casino Ryale: early in the film before the parkour chase. Bond looks at the bombmaker's scars and says to buddy in earpiece: " i hope they have insurance for that.." it's something like that. I hate that line. Takes me ou of the movie everytime. Batman Begins: batman, holding a bad guy, looks at the homeless dude wearing his coat and says: " nice coat" then fly away. Seriously???

09-30-2008, 05:24 PM	#75
pmcguire Junior Member Member since:Sep 2008	Thanks for the correction, the lobotomy worked then

09-30-2008, 06:15 PM	#78
arrow61095 Special Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:PA, USA Blu-ray collection:140	From Batman Begins, Carmine Falcone: Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people. (Couldn't think of something better to call them than "scary people"????? Even "terrifying individuals" would have been better.)

09-30-2008, 07:04 PM	#80
arrow61095 Special Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:PA, USA Blu-ray collection:140	Well, I promised the worst from LOTR, so.......... Sam: You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in! -------------"stove your head in"??? There isn't a better threat than that. [When Frodo is ok from being stabbed in the Mines in Fellowship] Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye. -------------"more than meets the eye"? Did someone get confused when writing the dialog and think that this is transformers? [scene from extended version] Merry: You just said something... treeish! -------------"treeish"?????? Now, I know why this was origionally cut.

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