100 things we learned from jurassic park - Page 2 - Blu-ray Forum

Marquoz · 01-08-2009, 10:18 AM

36) When you are tracking down Velociraptors, always have somebody to guard your back.

neos_peace · 01-08-2009, 11:13 AM

37. don't take a dino's baby egg, he'll try to kill your sorry @$$ for doing so, (seriously would you want a dino to take your baby. I think not

)

quexos · 01-08-2009, 11:22 AM

GOLDEN RULE: Don't you ever and I mean EVER when hiding in a car and a T-Rex is around, Turn on your flashlight and flash the whole place while screaming ...

That's a real poor way to stay hidden from the T-Rex.

cdot2four · 01-08-2009, 11:33 AM

If you don't want to get eaten by the dinosaurs cover yourself in dino shit

quexos · 01-08-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdot2four

If you don't want to get eaten by the dinosaurs cover yourself in dino shit

That would be too much. I'd rather be eaten by the dino.

P@t_Mtl · 01-08-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdot2four

If you don't want to get eaten by the dinosaurs cover yourself in dino shit

Hey! being eaten by dinosaurs is a one time experience

blitz6speed · 01-08-2009, 12:11 PM

38 - Always send the black guy first to make sure the coast is clear.

39 - Chaos Theory = proven.

40 - Backup generators needed for the "no expense spared" ice cream.

Strannix136 · 01-08-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotMe

21) Steven Spielberg really hates fat kids.

41. Spielberg really really hates lawyers.

P@t_Mtl · 01-08-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blitz6speed

38 - Always send the black guy first to make sure the coast is clear.

Is that not the formula in every Hollywood movie? Sure feel's like it sometimes.

BACsader · 01-08-2009, 12:46 PM

42. If you need your cup of water to look like T-Rex is coming, place it on the back of an acoustic guitar and pluck a string.

Ernest Rister · 01-08-2009, 12:51 PM

#43. UNIX Systems are so easy to use, a 12 year old girl suffering from shock and physical trauma can restore your communications in about 15 seconds.

#44. Disneyland apparently opened in 1956, which was news to all the people who visited the park starting in July of 1955.

#45. Stock footage of pelicans at the end of your movie is supposed to be poignant.

#46. The lysene contingency is out of the question.

Ferris · 01-08-2009, 01:02 PM

47) If you're going into a room to hide from a pack of Velociraptors, make sure you rip the door handles off

48) If said velociraptors do get into the room you're in, you can create a diversion by banging a ladle against a floor

Santeria · 01-09-2009, 06:15 AM

#49 - Make sure your doors have locks or else velociraptors can get in your house

#50 - if someone you know is sick just dig through their poop and ull find out its something they ate

#51 - the best way to create a sense of urgency for a 8 year old boy is to throw a car at him or also put 10,000 volts through his body

#52 - if u ever see a brachiasaurus make sure you arent a veggie eater or else youll be sneezed on

#53 - condescending talk to dinosaurs gets acid in your face

#54 - t-rex's will smash your car if you have a flash light on

#55 - 10 year old girls know what unix is

#56 - a computer programmer probably made a screen saver of himself if you try to hack his computer

#57 - if u want to hide drugs or illegal anythings just use a shaving cream can cause the x-ray machines wont see it cause u have foam coming out of the can

#58 - a lady with a broken ankle can out run velociraptors

#59 - if you are surrounded by 3 velociraptors just wait for a t-rex to rescue you

(just watched the movie yesterday LOL)

blu-mike · 01-09-2009, 06:47 AM

60.When someone taps your arm make sure the arm is attached to a person

61.Make sure you lock your doors or else a old man who owns a dino park will steal champaign from your Refridgerator

red_5ive · 01-09-2009, 06:50 AM

62. You've never truly seen a big pile of $chidt.
63. You've never truly seen a person go through a big pile of $chidt.

mgrimsley · 01-09-2009, 07:57 AM

64. Turn the light off !

monkyman · 01-09-2009, 09:28 AM

65. Objects in your side view mirror may be closer than they appear.

66. Don't insult the little frilled ones, or they will spit in your face.

mgrimsley · 01-09-2009, 10:19 AM

67. life finds a way.

bajor27 · 01-09-2009, 10:35 AM

68. Locks on walk in freezers aren't always a bad thing
69. Shoot her
70. T-rexes don't want to be fed, they want to hunt
71. T-rexes still will eat what you feed them even though they want to hunt
72. What lambchops look like

blu-mike · 01-10-2009, 05:48 PM

73.Do not light a flare in front of a t-rex or else he will send you flying.

01-09-2009, 10:35 AM	#39
bajor27 Blu-ray Guru Top contributor Member since:Nov 2007 Location:BC, Canada Blu-ray collection:1031 DVD collection:2 Trading Score:5	68. Locks on walk in freezers aren't always a bad thing 69. Shoot her 70. T-rexes don't want to be fed, they want to hunt 71. T-rexes still will eat what you feed them even though they want to hunt 72. What lambchops look like Last edited by bajor27; 01-09-2009 at 10:43 AM.

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01-08-2009, 10:18 AM	#21
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	36) When you are tracking down Velociraptors, always have somebody to guard your back.

01-08-2009, 11:13 AM	#22
neos_peace Special Member Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Shamokin Dam, Pa Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:279 Trading Score:1	37. don't take a dino's baby egg, he'll try to kill your sorry @$$ for doing so, (seriously would you want a dino to take your baby. I think not )

01-08-2009, 11:22 AM	#23
quexos Banned Member since:May 2007 Location:Brussels, Belgium	GOLDEN RULE: Don't you ever and I mean EVER when hiding in a car and a T-Rex is around, Turn on your flashlight and flash the whole place while screaming ... That's a real poor way to stay hidden from the T-Rex.

01-08-2009, 11:33 AM	#24
cdot2four Special Member Member since:Jun 2007 Location:Metro Detroit PSN:cdot2four Blu-ray collection:158 Blu-ray reviews:23 Trading Score:4	If you don't want to get eaten by the dinosaurs cover yourself in dino shit

01-08-2009, 12:11 PM	#27
blitz6speed Blu-ray Guru Member since:Oct 2006 Location:Anaheim Hills, CA Trading Score:8	38 - Always send the black guy first to make sure the coast is clear. 39 - Chaos Theory = proven. 40 - Backup generators needed for the "no expense spared" ice cream.

01-08-2009, 12:46 PM	#30
BACsader Expert Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Cooper City FL Home Theater Gallery:29 Blu-ray collection:72 Blu-ray reviews:9 Trading Score:1	42. If you need your cup of water to look like T-Rex is coming, place it on the back of an acoustic guitar and pluck a string.

01-08-2009, 12:51 PM	#31
Ernest Rister Blu-ray Prince Member since:Jan 2008 4K collection:100 Blu-ray collection:590 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	#43. UNIX Systems are so easy to use, a 12 year old girl suffering from shock and physical trauma can restore your communications in about 15 seconds. #44. Disneyland apparently opened in 1956, which was news to all the people who visited the park starting in July of 1955. #45. Stock footage of pelicans at the end of your movie is supposed to be poignant. #46. The lysene contingency is out of the question.

01-08-2009, 01:02 PM	#32
Ferris Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Tampa Bay Area Blu-ray collection:79 Trading Score:1	47) If you're going into a room to hide from a pack of Velociraptors, make sure you rip the door handles off 48) If said velociraptors do get into the room you're in, you can create a diversion by banging a ladle against a floor

01-09-2009, 06:15 AM	#33
Santeria Special Member Member since:Oct 2007 Location:San Diego Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:20 Trading Score:4	#49 - Make sure your doors have locks or else velociraptors can get in your house #50 - if someone you know is sick just dig through their poop and ull find out its something they ate #51 - the best way to create a sense of urgency for a 8 year old boy is to throw a car at him or also put 10,000 volts through his body #52 - if u ever see a brachiasaurus make sure you arent a veggie eater or else youll be sneezed on #53 - condescending talk to dinosaurs gets acid in your face #54 - t-rex's will smash your car if you have a flash light on #55 - 10 year old girls know what unix is #56 - a computer programmer probably made a screen saver of himself if you try to hack his computer #57 - if u want to hide drugs or illegal anythings just use a shaving cream can cause the x-ray machines wont see it cause u have foam coming out of the can #58 - a lady with a broken ankle can out run velociraptors #59 - if you are surrounded by 3 velociraptors just wait for a t-rex to rescue you (just watched the movie yesterday LOL)

01-09-2009, 06:47 AM	#34
blu-mike Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2008 Blu-ray collection:440 Blu-ray reviews:2	60.When someone taps your arm make sure the arm is attached to a person 61.Make sure you lock your doors or else a old man who owns a dino park will steal champaign from your Refridgerator

01-09-2009, 06:50 AM	#35
red_5ive Blu-ray Champion Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:The 'state' of Southern California Home Theater Gallery:18 4K collection:384 Blu-ray collection:1022 DVD collection:4 Blu-ray reviews: 2 Trading Score:1	62. You've never truly seen a big pile of $chidt. 63. You've never truly seen a person go through a big pile of $chidt.

01-09-2009, 07:57 AM	#36
mgrimsley Active Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Swansea, Uk 4K collection:124 Blu-ray collection:344	64. Turn the light off !

01-09-2009, 09:28 AM	#37
monkyman Special Member Member since:Jun 2007	65. Objects in your side view mirror may be closer than they appear. 66. Don't insult the little frilled ones, or they will spit in your face.

01-09-2009, 10:19 AM	#38
mgrimsley Active Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Swansea, Uk 4K collection:124 Blu-ray collection:344	67. life finds a way.

01-10-2009, 05:48 PM	#40
blu-mike Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2008 Blu-ray collection:440 Blu-ray reviews:2	73.Do not light a flare in front of a t-rex or else he will send you flying.

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