The Jesus Rolls (Big Lebowski spin-off) - May 5, 2020 - Blu-ray Forum

DR Herbert West · 02-27-2020, 12:06 PM

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The Jesus rolls on. Hours after being released from prison, Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) pairs up with fellow misfits Petey (Bobby Cannavale) and Marie (Audrey Tautou), embarking on a freewheeling joyride of petty crime and romance.

TAC · 03-06-2020, 01:40 PM

On digital today. Anyone seen this yet? Worth getting?

Hazel Motes · 03-07-2020, 12:13 PM

It's f**king awful.

DR Herbert West · 03-07-2020, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hazel Motes

It's f**king awful.

Yep.

Axl Rose · 03-07-2020, 12:48 PM

A strange choice for a spin-off character. Should have made a film about Larry finding a stranger in the alps.

HD Canuck · 03-07-2020, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Axl Rose

A strange choice for a spin-off character. Should have made a film about Larry finding a stranger in the alps.

Should've been a movie about Donny called "Dust in the Wind".

ben6543 · 03-07-2020, 07:48 PM

Would have rather had a Walter Shobchek prequel of him in Nam

DR Herbert West · 03-08-2020, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ben6543

Would have rather had a Walter Shobchek prequel of him in Nam

I'd watch it.

Hazel Motes · 03-08-2020, 08:54 AM

I'd prefer nothing. Just the original and thats it.

danny24 · 03-08-2020, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazel Motes

It's f**king awful.

It's not a bad film, it's just average. Without the Dude and Walter it's mostly forgettable but it's a spin-off movie. There isn't even much bowling scenes in the film just like 1 long bowling scene and that's it. The film needed more bowling scenes and imo could have been way better if they had more bowling scenes. I'll still buy the Blu-ray because I sort of liked it.

MTRodaba2468 · 03-08-2020, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HD Canuck

Should've been a movie about Donny called "Dust in the Wind".

Give this man a medal.

DukeTogo84 · 03-08-2020, 09:11 PM

I had a feeling this wouldn't be that good after it being pushed back further and further. Oh well.

Jar Jar Stinks · 03-09-2020, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Freddie_Quell

To me, the best thing in this film:

Also, aren't they all too old for it to make sense?

Is that really Audrey Tautou? She's like a fine wine that keeps getting better with age.

jiggyblau · 03-09-2020, 03:51 AM

Just because I care about you folks, I'm going to say this. Just skip this one. You'll be happy you did. I am in no way trying to thread crap. I am trying to help good people avoid a bad movie. Maybe you'll be like me and be curious enough to want to see it, despite awful reviews. Understandable. But try to stay strong.

As a huge Lebowski fan, I felt compelled to see it. I can say with ease that it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think its Rotten Tomatoes score (currently 22%) is generous. The acting was mailed in. The plot was brutal. The entire thing felt like something thrown together in a day or two. I won't let it ruin anything about The Big Lebowski for me, but it did leave a bad taste in my mouth.

DR Herbert West · 03-10-2020, 05:58 AM

Down to $14.99.

I KEEL YOU · 03-10-2020, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ben6543

Would have rather had a Walter Shobchek prequel of him in Nam

Sounds great. Personally, I would really like a "Born on the Fourth of July" style war film about how the big Jeffrey Lebowski lost the use of his legs in Korea, and all the obstacles he had to face when he returned to America.

A_S · 03-11-2020, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jiggyblau

Just because I care about you folks, I'm going to say this. Just skip this one. You'll be happy you did. I am in no way trying to thread crap. I am trying to help good people avoid a bad movie. Maybe you'll be like me and be curious enough to want to see it, despite awful reviews. Understandable. But try to stay strong.

As a huge Lebowski fan, I felt compelled to see it. I can say with ease that it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think its Rotten Tomatoes score (currently 22%) is generous. The acting was mailed in. The plot was brutal. The entire thing felt like something thrown together in a day or two. I won't let it ruin anything about The Big Lebowski for me, but it did leave a bad taste in my mouth.

I said it in the film's forum but it bears repeating: this is the worst movie I've seen in 2020 and would've been the worst of 2019 as well. Just a bunch of strung-together scenes and cameos in a direct to video level production. Incredibly unfunny, boring, and so "unsexy" in a movie obsessed with sex. Not threadcrapping either but enter at your own risk.

HD Canuck · 03-11-2020, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by A_S

I said it in the film's forum but it bears repeating: this is the worst movie I've seen in 2020 and would've been the worst of 2019 as well. Just a bunch of strung-together scenes and cameos in a direct to video level production. Incredibly unfunny, boring, and so "unsexy" in a movie obsessed with sex. Not threadcrapping either but enter at your own risk.

But is it worth watching if I'm stuck in quarantine for two weeks?

fosho · 03-11-2020, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by danny24

It's not a bad film, it's just average. Without the Dude and Walter it's mostly forgettable but it's a spin-off movie. There isn't even much bowling scenes in the film just like 1 long bowling scene and that's it. The film needed more bowling scenes and imo could have been way better if they had more bowling scenes. I'll still buy the Blu-ray because I sort of liked it.

Shut the F*ck up Danny!

YodasFootPowder · 03-11-2020, 03:16 AM

Honestly, the best thing about it is the name and this cover. Other than that, what a shame. LOL!

03-06-2020, 01:40 PM	#2
TAC Blu-ray Guru Member since:Feb 2012 Location:Bama 4K collection:284 Blu-ray collection:1340 DVD collection:180 MA collection:139 Digital collection:2469 iTunes collection:765 Prime collection:106 Trading Score:202	On digital today. Anyone seen this yet? Worth getting?

03-07-2020, 12:13 PM	#3
Hazel Motes Blu-ray Guru Member since:Feb 2014	It's f**king awful.

03-07-2020, 12:48 PM	#5
Axl Rose Power Member Top contributor Member since:Dec 2014 Location:Murray Street 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:91 DVD collection:17 Digital collection:99 iTunes collection:2	A strange choice for a spin-off character. Should have made a film about Larry finding a stranger in the alps.

03-07-2020, 07:48 PM	#7
ben6543 Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Mar 2017 Location:In The Pages of DC & Marvel Comics 4K collection:22 Blu-ray collection:279 DVD collection:80 Digital collection:2 iTunes collection:25	Would have rather had a Walter Shobchek prequel of him in Nam

03-08-2020, 08:54 AM	#9
Hazel Motes Blu-ray Guru Member since:Feb 2014	I'd prefer nothing. Just the original and thats it.

03-08-2020, 09:11 PM	#12
DukeTogo84 Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Aug 2012 Location:California 4K collection:155 Blu-ray collection:4931 Blu-ray reviews: 62 Trading Score:139	I had a feeling this wouldn't be that good after it being pushed back further and further. Oh well.

03-09-2020, 03:51 AM	#14
jiggyblau Expert Member Member since:Apr 2012 4K collection:1044 Blu-ray collection:2538 Trading Score:7	Just because I care about you folks, I'm going to say this. Just skip this one. You'll be happy you did. I am in no way trying to thread crap. I am trying to help good people avoid a bad movie. Maybe you'll be like me and be curious enough to want to see it, despite awful reviews. Understandable. But try to stay strong. As a huge Lebowski fan, I felt compelled to see it. I can say with ease that it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think its Rotten Tomatoes score (currently 22%) is generous. The acting was mailed in. The plot was brutal. The entire thing felt like something thrown together in a day or two. I won't let it ruin anything about The Big Lebowski for me, but it did leave a bad taste in my mouth.

03-10-2020, 05:58 AM	#15
DR Herbert West Blu-ray King Top contributor Member since:May 2018 Location:Arkham, MA Trading Score:8	Down to $14.99.

03-11-2020, 03:16 AM	#20
YodasFootPowder Blu-ray Guru Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Twin Cities, MN Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:154 Blu-ray collection:565 Blu-ray reviews: 4 Trading Score:3	Honestly, the best thing about it is the name and this cover. Other than that, what a shame. LOL!

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