Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers - Blu-ray Forum

Diesel · 07-20-2009, 08:26 PM

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This is one of those stories that gets passed from one friend to another by e-mail and twitter, and quickly spreads around offices. It almost sounds like something you’d read in The Onion, but the deeper you get into the story, the more serious it becomes. Who knows if its even true? The story is being reported by a bunch of international newspapers, which would lead you to believe so (but I’m still skeptical). Read on..

Shanghai Daily is reporting that a 14-year-old from Yibin in Sichuan, China has been drinking Gasoline for the last five years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. The youngster first saw the animated Transformers tv series when he was nine years old, and was so impressed that be “that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.”

The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”

“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

Wow.

Foggy · 07-20-2009, 08:28 PM

"Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers"

best headline ever

Batman1980 · 07-20-2009, 08:29 PM

7 + 17 = 25, everyone knows that.

pacificvibes · 07-20-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

7 + 17 = 25, everyone knows that.

Pelican170 · 07-20-2009, 08:34 PM

I dont believe this one bit...

Jellybeans · 07-20-2009, 08:35 PM

That guy is stupid!

STARSCREAM · 07-20-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

"Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers"

best headline ever

+1. HAHA. Kid is an idiot.

iori · 07-20-2009, 08:36 PM

Did he yell his name?

Michael bay should blow him up, he is full of gasoline now.

Mr.White · 07-20-2009, 08:37 PM

I guess the kid likes his engine "primed" to the "optimum"! And his father lets him do this, HE should be locked up!

repete66211 · 07-20-2009, 08:38 PM

Watching Transformers movie moves child to suicide

Badboyztn · 07-20-2009, 08:39 PM

That is the biggest pile of horse shat I ever read... Can't be true, I'm sure his intestines would be deteriated or he would be dead....

Diesel · 07-20-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pelican170

I dont believe this one bit...

Like the article's writer I'm skeptical as well, but if it is indeed true, human stupidity has reached new heights.

Even if its not true, its hilarious

ScarredLungs · 07-20-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Badboyztn

That is the biggest pile of horse shat I ever read... Can't be true, I'm sure his intestines would be deteriated or he would be dead....

Yeah, He'd be dead after a day or two if he drank something. I'd say this story belongs in the Fantasy Catagory.

Diesel · 07-20-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cvm

Yeah, He'd be dead after a day or two if he drank something. I'd say this story belongs in the Fantasy Catagory.

I figured it would kill you the first time if you really drank it

Batman1980 · 07-20-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

I figured it would kill you the first time if you really drank it

I dunno, one of my cousins actually drank an entire bottle of motor oil when she was younger, they think that's why she's such a moron now.

Diesel · 07-20-2009, 08:49 PM

Lets add another layer of fail to this:

Optimus Prime would need diesel fuel, not regular gasoline.....

Pelican170 · 07-20-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Like the article's writer I'm skeptical as well, but if it is indeed true, human stupidity has reached new heights.

Even if its not true, its hilarious

hahahah, I agree!

Batman1980 · 07-20-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Lets add another layer of fail to this:

Optimus Prime would need diesel fuel, not regular gasoline.....

LOL actually the Transformers function on Energon, not gasoline so it's even more of a fail than you think.

Diesel · 07-20-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

LOL actually the Transformers function on Energon, not gasoline so it's even more of a fail than you think.

My mind just can't grasp the insane amounts of fail in this story

PH3AR · 07-20-2009, 08:51 PM

First off Transformers dont use gas, so thats makes the kid even look stupider!

07-20-2009, 08:37 PM	#9
Mr.White Banned Member since:Jan 2009 Blu-ray collection:502 Blu-ray reviews:29	I guess the kid likes his engine "primed" to the "optimum"! And his father lets him do this, HE should be locked up! Last edited by Mr.White; 07-20-2009 at 08:48 PM.

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07-20-2009, 08:28 PM	#2
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:3600 DVD collection:47	"Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers" best headline ever

07-20-2009, 08:29 PM	#3
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07-20-2009, 08:34 PM	#5
Pelican170 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Newtown, CT 4K collection:127 Blu-ray collection:735 DVD collection:256 Trading Score:13	I dont believe this one bit...

07-20-2009, 08:35 PM	#6
Jellybeans Banned Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Montreal, Canada Blu-ray collection:140 Trading Score:1	That guy is stupid!

07-20-2009, 08:36 PM	#8
iori Power Member Member since:Apr 2009 Trading Score:2	Did he yell his name? Michael bay should blow him up, he is full of gasoline now.

07-20-2009, 08:38 PM	#10
repete66211 Blu-ray Samurai Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Kansas City area Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray collection:196 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:3	Watching Transformers movie moves child to suicide

07-20-2009, 08:39 PM	#11
Badboyztn Active Member Member since:May 2009 Location:Memphis, TN. Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:111	That is the biggest pile of horse shat I ever read... Can't be true, I'm sure his intestines would be deteriated or he would be dead....

07-20-2009, 08:49 PM	#16
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	Lets add another layer of fail to this: Optimus Prime would need diesel fuel, not regular gasoline.....

07-20-2009, 08:51 PM	#20
PH3AR Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Dover, Pennsylvania PSN:WORKINtheCORNER Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray collection:325 Blu-ray reviews:2	First off Transformers dont use gas, so thats makes the kid even look stupider!

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