Cheesiest movie lines. - Blu-ray Forum

Rblu-Dblu · 02-20-2010, 04:21 AM

There are times when watching I'm watching a movie and really getting into it until one of the characters says something so incredibly cheesy or lame it makes me go WTF?
For example: I like the Fast and Furious movies for their mindless entertainment value but when Dom said "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" I laughed at it because it was such a cheesy line. What are some of your favorite cheesy movie lines?

vegeta88 · 02-20-2010, 05:10 AM

"Get off my plane!" -Air Force One
"Dodge this." -The Matrix
I like those cheesy lines.
That's all I can think of at the moment.

Blu-ray Fanatic · 02-20-2010, 05:24 AM

I'd say most movies from the 80's.

Robocop: Dead or Alive you're coming with me.
Hellraiser: He's in hell and he's suffering!
Hellraiser: Do you have a ticket to hell?

surfdude12 · 02-20-2010, 05:33 AM

Top Gun: you can be my wingman anytime. *cheesy guitar in the background* *big hug*

Lord_Stewie · 02-20-2010, 05:34 AM

Speaking of Cheesiest movie lines both Snakes on a Plane and Jennifer's Body were having a fest house with it.

Suntory_Times · 02-20-2010, 05:38 AM

So many good ones, but one insanely bad one is in new moon "You're like my son", shudders. Another bad one from many films is "I love you" (usually only said at the last moment in the third act of the film, and the ability to say this is meant to be character progress.... excuse me whilst I go vomit).

Now some good ones.
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes
Mal: Well..... you can't

Mal: Define interesting?
Wash: Oh god, oh god where all going to die.

Galactus · 02-20-2010, 05:41 AM

"I'm the king of the world"

Lord_Stewie · 02-20-2010, 05:45 AM

"Am I too big for you?"

From Jennifer's Body.

metalgeargreed · 02-20-2010, 06:22 AM

Pretty much anything that comes out of Mr.freezes mouth in Batman and Robin.

"Chill"
"Freeze"

Batman1980 · 02-20-2010, 06:26 AM

Hold me Anakin, hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.
Are you KIDDING me, George?

WyldeMan45 · 02-20-2010, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Stewie

"Am I too big for you?"

From Jennifer's Body.

I think I prefer "It smells like Tai food in here..........have you two been f***ing?"

Batman1980 · 02-20-2010, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by metalgeargreed

Pretty much anything that comes out of Mr.freezes mouth in Batman and Robin.

"Chill"
"Freeze"

Supposed to be a brilliant scientist and a criminal master mind and he talks like he stole his lines from idiots are us.

WyldeMan45 · 02-20-2010, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

Supposed to be a brilliant scientist and a criminal master mind and he talks like he stole his lines from idiots are us.

Oh Wolverine, Ice to see you...............

”You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” - Storm

“Yea, well I’m taller!” - From Speed while fighting ontop of a subway fallowing Hopper's decap.................

Blind Woman: “You’re a godsend, a saviour.”
Postman: “No, I’m a postman.”

From Pearl Harbor.........

Rafe: “You’re so beautiful it hurts.”
Evelyn: “It’s your nose that hurts.”
Rafe: “I think it’s my heart.”

Anakin to Padme: “From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can’t breathe. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me… what can I do? I will do anything you ask.”

Glen or Glenda - “Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even a lounging outfit and he’s the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, play better and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy.”

Batman1980 · 02-20-2010, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by WyldeMan45

Oh Wolverine, Ice to see you...............

”You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” - Storm

The thing is Berry made this worse by trying to be serious while delivering that line, Ratner wanted her to be more silly, oh well.

Zero_Cool · 02-20-2010, 06:57 AM

shark attack 3 clip is funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Chevypower · 02-20-2010, 07:02 AM

basically every one-liner from Schwarzenegger.

Lord_Stewie · 02-20-2010, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WyldeMan45

I think I prefer "It smells like Tai food in here..........have you two been f***ing?"

Its out of control.

Batman1980 · 02-20-2010, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevypower

basically every one-liner from Schwarzenegger.

I like Hasta la vista baby and I'll be back, even if those lines haven't been very popular since the mid-90s.

ManUtd · 02-20-2010, 07:41 AM

Jerry Maguire - "You had me at hello."

WyldeMan45 · 02-20-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ManUtd

Jerry Maguire - "You had me at hello."

"You complete me"

I love they are mocking this in Iron Man 2, lol.

02-20-2010, 04:21 AM	#1
Rblu-Dblu Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Trapped on the Death Star 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:483 Trading Score:12	Cheesiest movie lines. There are times when watching I'm watching a movie and really getting into it until one of the characters says something so incredibly cheesy or lame it makes me go WTF? For example: I like the Fast and Furious movies for their mindless entertainment value but when Dom said "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" I laughed at it because it was such a cheesy line. What are some of your favorite cheesy movie lines?

02-20-2010, 05:38 AM	#6
Suntory_Times Blu-ray Champion Member since:Mar 2008 Location:The Grid Blu-ray reviews:16 Trading Score:23	So many good ones, but one insanely bad one is in new moon "You're like my son", shudders. Another bad one from many films is "I love you" (usually only said at the last moment in the third act of the film, and the ability to say this is meant to be character progress.... excuse me whilst I go vomit). Now some good ones. Mal: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: Yes Mal: Well..... you can't Mal: Define interesting? Wash: Oh god, oh god where all going to die. Last edited by Suntory_Times; 02-20-2010 at 05:49 AM.

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02-20-2010, 05:10 AM	#2
vegeta88 Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Nov 2007 Location:CA 4K collection:94 Blu-ray collection:666 DVD collection:116 Blu-ray reviews: 6 Trading Score:1	"Get off my plane!" -Air Force One "Dodge this." -The Matrix I like those cheesy lines. That's all I can think of at the moment.

02-20-2010, 05:24 AM	#3
Blu-ray Fanatic Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2007 Location:San Antonio Blu-ray reviews:1	I'd say most movies from the 80's. Robocop: Dead or Alive you're coming with me. Hellraiser: He's in hell and he's suffering! Hellraiser: Do you have a ticket to hell?

02-20-2010, 05:33 AM	#4
surfdude12 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:343 Blu-ray reviews:112 Trading Score:1	Top Gun: you can be my wingman anytime. cheesy guitar in the background big hug

02-20-2010, 05:34 AM	#5
Lord_Stewie Blu-ray Baron Member since:May 2007 Blu-ray collection:396 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Speaking of Cheesiest movie lines both Snakes on a Plane and Jennifer's Body were having a fest house with it.

02-20-2010, 05:41 AM	#7
Galactus Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Pillars of Creation Blu-ray collection:60 Trading Score:31	"I'm the king of the world"

02-20-2010, 05:45 AM	#8
Lord_Stewie Blu-ray Baron Member since:May 2007 Blu-ray collection:396 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	"Am I too big for you?" From Jennifer's Body.

02-20-2010, 06:22 AM	#9
metalgeargreed Active Member Member since:Dec 2009 Blu-ray collection:145	Pretty much anything that comes out of Mr.freezes mouth in Batman and Robin. "Chill" "Freeze"

02-20-2010, 06:26 AM	#10
Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	Hold me Anakin, hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo. Are you KIDDING me, George?

02-20-2010, 06:57 AM	#15
Zero_Cool Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2009 Blu-ray collection:426 DVD collection:2 Trading Score:81	shark attack 3 clip is funny as hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

02-20-2010, 07:02 AM	#16
Chevypower Special Member Member since:Feb 2008	basically every one-liner from Schwarzenegger.

02-20-2010, 07:41 AM	#19
ManUtd Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:Feb 2008 Location:In my HT Home Theater Gallery:1 4K collection:15 Blu-ray collection:829 Blu-ray reviews: 5 Trading Score:5	Jerry Maguire - "You had me at hello."

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