Drunk tried to revive a flattened opossum.

[Lord_Stewie]

Hey,

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

One thing to say about this:

[Hammie]

Maybe he is not a necrophiliac...

That's why he was trying to revive it.

[P@t_Mtl]

As we would say in French...ben voyons!!!!!

[Moviefan1203]

Oh man was that a great read, I almost fell out of my chair laughing! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[sfmarine]

I'm from Pa and not surprised @ all lol. Can you get animal cruelty charges if the animal is already dead? lol.

[Lord_Stewie]

Originally Posted by Moviefan1203

Oh man was that a great read, I almost fell out of my chair laughing! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Originally Posted by sfmarine

I'm from Pa and not surprised @ all lol. Can you get animal cruelty charges if the animal is already dead? lol.

Only in PA.

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by Lord_Stewie

Only in PA.

The only state where tough guy NFL players get run over by little old ladies on motorized carts. That possum probably died from the beer stench on that guy's breath.

[sfmarine]

Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

The only state where tough guy NFL players get run over by little old ladies on motorized carts. That possum probably died from the beer stench on that guy's breath.

Ya a common practice here in Pa is to find a dead deer, pour gasoline over it and set it on fire in the middle of the road. When they get bored, then they decide to knock over my mailbox.

[MaCruz]

That's funny as hell. I almost choked drinking my soda.

These Florida possums I encounter I pretty smart. They look both ways before they cross the street. Unlike like armadillos, they cross the street very slowly.

[Lord_Stewie]

MaCruz I thought that only you could do something like this.

[MaCruz]

Originally Posted by Lord_Stewie

MaCruz I thought that only you could do something like this.

Nope. I don't touch animals in general.

[sfmarine]

My dog eats Possums for breakfast.

[Hammie]

This one from my backyard is bigger than my dog.

[Mat-the-Cat]

Originally Posted by sfmarine

My dog eats Possums for breakfast.

Looks like Gary Busey.

[sfmarine]

...it does doesn't it?

[Lord_Stewie]

That creature looks nasty. But I guess its okay french kiss them in PA.