Mix Up Movie Quotes

[Agent Bond]

I stumbled across this thing on somethingawful.com:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/come...d-up-movie.php

And I just thought I'd shamelessly rip it off into a "caption this" thread.

Take any screenshot of a movie and use a line / speech from a different movie.

I'll start:

Yo Adrian, I DID IT!

Those were $500 sunglasses, assh*le!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you!

KHHHAAANNN!!!

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the wh*res and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll whisper "no".

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain.

You're born, you take sh**. You get out in the world, you take more sh**. You climb a little higher, you take less sh**. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh** even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

YOU CANNOT PASS!

[Donat96]

This is going to be fun.

"These are not the droids you are looking for."