Ideas for methods to destroy HD DVD players... - Blu-ray Forum

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:10 AM

So our Store has Decided to stop carrying HD-A3s, so we sold them off for $25 each, but to save the consumers, my co-workers and I bought them all, (There were 10) and We decided to host a few experiments when no customers came in, So we have 7 here, and I need 3 more. And as Soon as i get these pictures uploaded, I'll add them, as well as our Video of number 5

10-How Well one stood up in a Oven at 220 Degrees (Celsius). Results: Not Very Well....we forgot to take the plastic off.....so it's a big Mess in our Staff Room

9-We Played Baseball....but didn't use it as home plate, we frisbee threw it, and hit it with Parts of TV Stands....not An Experiment....but Fun. Result: Pieces of Crap Everywhere

8-We Just had to Open one Up...it still looks cool. Results: A slightly more useless piece of junk

7-Running one over....We get my Friend to back her Celica over it...Didn't do a lot...soooo

7b-Played more baseball

6-Got the Same Friend to Hit a Buddy of ours over the head with it....she's a girl, so he couldn't hit her back. Result: A Bump on the Head, and More baseball

5-Throwing it off the top of our Building. Results: We Learned that an HD-DVD can't stand a fall from that Height. We Also Threw a BDP-S1 off there....it was already dropped and broken....it shattered worse

4-Opening one up and having somebody in Stilletto Heels Walk Through it. Results: A Nearly Broken ankle...she's not a Smart girl, but we love her.

Now we have 3 more, and about 2 hours left of work. Help us out?!

BluStar88 · 02-16-2008, 01:13 AM

throw it in the bathtub plugged in.

aod38 · 02-16-2008, 01:15 AM

lol

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:16 AM

We don't have a bathtub....come on people, think of the cruelest thing you've wanted to do to a machine.

Oh! I worked for Future Shop!

Tizflizz · 02-16-2008, 01:17 AM

Gasoline and a match?

ezcobar411 · 02-16-2008, 01:17 AM

That's a good use of science. Keep it up, lol

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:17 AM

Again, no Gasoline....sorry

Tizflizz · 02-16-2008, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardcore_Canadian

Again, no Gasoline....sorry

You can siphon it out of a car? Or if one of you smokes (lighter fluid)!!

aod38 · 02-16-2008, 01:19 AM

pour orange juice in it and try to play a disc

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:21 AM

I like the Orange Juice. But No Dryer, not that kind of store

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:21 AM

I touched the Insides to see If i'd catch some sort of STI, but somehow, i didn't

sAvAgE69 · 02-16-2008, 01:21 AM

plugged in to a 220V Current?..

Jimmy a powercord?

aod38 · 02-16-2008, 01:23 AM

put dog poop in th disc tray and then put it back on display and tell customers "it's a shitty machine"

ryoohki · 02-16-2008, 01:23 AM

Car run over test......

put a disc in... turn the machine over , try to play it...

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryoohki

Car run over test......

put a disc in... turn the machine over , try to play it...

See...that might serve a Purpose...these are useless experiments...for the sake of nothing

I should go across the street to Future Shop, buy PSP on it, do the dog poo thing, then return it all

I miss that store....

aod38 · 02-16-2008, 01:27 AM

take all the broken players and glue them together to make a bluray display case

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aod38

take all the broken players and glue them together to make a bluray display case

I like that one....make it like a warning....

aod38 · 02-16-2008, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardcore_canadian

See...that might serve a Purpose...these are useless experiments...for the sake of nothing

I should go across the street to Future Shop, buy PSP on it, do the dog poo thing, then return it all

I miss that store....

PSP! i love it!! lol

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aod38

PSP! i love it!! lol

Haha, what scam. Still, I used to love selling it, when i started in Entertainment, It's all I had, then in Communications, it came second to Phone Contracts

hardcore_canadian · 02-16-2008, 01:42 AM

We found some gasoline!

02-16-2008, 01:10 AM	#1
hardcore_canadian Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Victoria, BC Blu-ray collection:70	Ideas for methods to destroy HD DVD players... So our Store has Decided to stop carrying HD-A3s, so we sold them off for $25 each, but to save the consumers, my co-workers and I bought them all, (There were 10) and We decided to host a few experiments when no customers came in, So we have 7 here, and I need 3 more. And as Soon as i get these pictures uploaded, I'll add them, as well as our Video of number 5 10-How Well one stood up in a Oven at 220 Degrees (Celsius). Results: Not Very Well....we forgot to take the plastic off.....so it's a big Mess in our Staff Room 9-We Played Baseball....but didn't use it as home plate, we frisbee threw it, and hit it with Parts of TV Stands....not An Experiment....but Fun. Result: Pieces of Crap Everywhere 8-We Just had to Open one Up...it still looks cool. Results: A slightly more useless piece of junk 7-Running one over....We get my Friend to back her Celica over it...Didn't do a lot...soooo 7b-Played more baseball 6-Got the Same Friend to Hit a Buddy of ours over the head with it....she's a girl, so he couldn't hit her back. Result: A Bump on the Head, and More baseball 5-Throwing it off the top of our Building. Results: We Learned that an HD-DVD can't stand a fall from that Height. We Also Threw a BDP-S1 off there....it was already dropped and broken....it shattered worse 4-Opening one up and having somebody in Stilletto Heels Walk Through it. Results: A Nearly Broken ankle...she's not a Smart girl, but we love her. Now we have 3 more, and about 2 hours left of work. Help us out?!

02-16-2008, 01:21 AM	#12
sAvAgE69 Active Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Spruce Grove Alberta Blu-ray collection:13 Blu-ray reviews:6	Does it work still when ....... plugged in to a 220V Current?.. Jimmy a powercord?

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02-16-2008, 01:13 AM	#2
BluStar88 Active Member Top contributor Member since:Oct 2007 Location:中国-上海 4K collection:193 Blu-ray collection:3630 iTunes collection:594	throw it in the bathtub plugged in.

02-16-2008, 01:15 AM	#3
aod38 Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:montreal	lol

02-16-2008, 01:16 AM	#4
hardcore_canadian Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Victoria, BC Blu-ray collection:70	We don't have a bathtub....come on people, think of the cruelest thing you've wanted to do to a machine. Oh! I worked for Future Shop!

02-16-2008, 01:17 AM	#5
Tizflizz Active Member Member since:Jul 2007 Blu-ray collection:217	Gasoline and a match?

02-16-2008, 01:17 AM	#6
ezcobar411 Special Member Member since:Dec 2007	That's a good use of science. Keep it up, lol

02-16-2008, 01:19 AM	#9
aod38 Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:montreal	pour orange juice in it and try to play a disc

02-16-2008, 01:23 AM	#13
aod38 Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:montreal	put dog poop in th disc tray and then put it back on display and tell customers "it's a shitty machine"

02-16-2008, 01:23 AM	#14
ryoohki Blu-ray Samurai Member since:May 2007 Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:6 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:5	Car run over test...... put a disc in... turn the machine over , try to play it...

02-16-2008, 01:27 AM	#16
aod38 Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:montreal	take all the broken players and glue them together to make a bluray display case

02-16-2008, 01:42 AM	#20
hardcore_canadian Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Victoria, BC Blu-ray collection:70	We found some gasoline!

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