Fun with emotes - New definitions

[tron3]

I started this in the Terminator: TSCC discussion and felt it merited its own thread. Look at the eyes as they tell the story. If you don't like toilet humor then just leave now.

is the look of not being able to go.

Is the look of diarrear with no toilet in sight.

is the look of you begging God to PLEASE let you make it.

is the look of to not making it because God wants you to stop swearing this is the last time you eat Mexican food.

Is the look of making it but discover your underwear did not.

is the look of making it, but being out of toilet paper.

is the look of finding a full roll of Charmin Ultra Soft

is the look of flushing and watching the toilet start to back up at a friends house.

is the look of having to pee really badly because someone is spending too much time in the bathroom.

is the look of confiding to your friend you had an "accident" and need to be driven home and him contemplating what will happen to their car seat.

is the look you make when someone walks in and exclaims, "Who the hell used the bathroom last?!"

is the look of the guy who usually gets blamed though he is innocent. He just "looks" guilty. Because we naturally assume the good looking people in the room couldn't possibly stink THAT badly.

is the result of sticking your head out the bathroom door and exclaiming, "Hey guys, you have GOT to see this!"

is the look of disbelief that the "creation" actually came from a human being.

is the look of being the next person in the bathroom before it has a chance to air out.

is the look of wafting one in the room before you casually walk out.

is the look of what your friends will do when you come back.

is having to fart in front of your new girlfriend when she looks this hot.

[Sylin]

the look of not knowing what you ate to cause this atomic intestinal reaction

"here i sit in my own smelly vapor, without a sign of toilet paper. should i go? should i linger? should i give in, and use my finger?"

the guy who goes in and gets out so fast, you wonder how he does it

the look of "Dear God, where is the Pepto Bismol??!!?!"

finding the Pepto!

what happens when you slip, hit your head on the toilet seat, and have a vision of what makes time travel possible

the look of an action hero who had the runs so bad during the filming of Raiders of the Lost Ark that instead of using his whip in one scene, he pulled his gun, shot the bad guy, and ran to the bathroom (true story!)