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Underworld54 · 01-11-2013, 01:58 PM

Finally, a good looking realistic shark attack film. What do you guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEf...e_gdata_player

remake · 01-11-2013, 02:06 PM

Is that Brooke Hogan?

Wasn't she also in "Two Headed Shark Attack"? What great shark movie with superb special effects will she be in next?

Villiam Hayes · 01-11-2013, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Underworld54

Finally, a good looking realistic shark attack film. What do you guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEf...e_gdata_player

I think your being sarcastic.

Elandyll · 01-11-2013, 03:21 PM

It's on Netflix... I tried. I really did.

But 5 minutes in, I found this to be thoroughly un-watchable.

It is that bad (beyond so bad it's good), an the acting was probably the worst I have ever seen I think.

The only thing that could be even remotely appealing for this kind of low budget crapfest would be amateur level gore, but there isn't even that (unless it suddenly appears later on in the movie that is, there was nothing on the first attack), and breasts galore (doubt it, probably bikini galore). I checked and it's rated R, so I'm going to guess there is a little of (probably terrible) gore at some point, probably easily edite-able out for the inevitable Syfy broadcast.

All in all, It's probably better to go get some sunshine on a california or florida beach if you are -that- desperate to see girls in bikinis, and much more healthy too.

SkynetTX · 03-02-2013, 03:29 PM

I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

Galactus · 03-02-2013, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Underworld54

Finally, a good looking realistic shark attack film. What do you guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEf...e_gdata_player

realistic?

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Originally Posted by SkynetTX

I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

I'm still waiting for Space Sharks

ScarredLungs · 03-02-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SkynetTX

I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

How did you forget about the Jungle Sharks? They are the most deadly. They live in the trees in Amazon.

A Tortured Duckling · 03-02-2013, 09:01 PM

Actually, i believe these are even more dangerous than Jungle Sharks...

PopcornBandit · 03-02-2013, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SkynetTX

I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

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Originally Posted by Galactus

I'm still waiting for Space Sharks

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Originally Posted by cvm

How did you forget about the Jungle Sharks? They are the most deadly. They live in the trees in Amazon.

What about...

[Show spoiler]

In all honestly, I would watch the hell out of a Street Sharks movie and love every second of it.

Galactus · 03-02-2013, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PopcornBandit

What about...

[Show spoiler]

In all honestly, I would watch the hell out of a Street Sharks movie and love every second of it.

I would as well I liked that cartoon.

Lamniformes · 03-02-2013, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SkynetTX

I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

Air Sharks is coming... look up 'Sharknado'

Galactus · 03-02-2013, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamniformes

Air Sharks is coming... look up 'Sharknado'

Sweet Mother of Odin!!!

Prim · 03-02-2013, 09:42 PM

Praise be to the people making these films. I love them.

Galactus · 03-02-2013, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Prim

Praise be to the people making these films. I love them.

Mind telling me what combination of illegal drugs you're taking to watch them?

[Show spoiler]

Prim · 03-02-2013, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Galactus

Mind telling me what combination of illegal drugs you're taking to watch them?

[Show spoiler]

No drugs. That makes me even weirder, huh? All kidding aside, we all like expensive gourmet food and fine wine, but sometimes you just want a greasy sloppy hamburger, right? That's what these films are. Greasy sloppy hamburgers. Or something like that.

Punishment1o1 · 03-02-2013, 10:00 PM

Yep. I'll definetily be first in line for this one

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Galactus · 03-02-2013, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Prim

No drugs. That makes me even weirder, huh? All kidding aside, we all like expensive gourmet food and fine wine, but sometimes you just want a greasy sloppy hamburger, right? That's what these films are. Greasy sloppy hamburgers. Or something like that.

You've got a point I also have fair share of bad movies I watch too

Samus Aran · 03-03-2013, 03:35 AM

How about Sharks on a Plane?

civiclx · 03-03-2013, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Samus Aran

How about Sharks on a Plane?

How long they can survive out of water for

supersix4 · 03-03-2013, 04:23 AM

I really thought the op was going to make my day... Sigh it's been almost 15 years since we had a decent budget shark movie

01-11-2013, 01:58 PM	#1
Underworld54 Blu-ray Count Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Albany NY Blu-ray collection:163 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:15	Sand Sharks! Finally, a good looking realistic shark attack film. What do you guys think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEf...e_gdata_player

01-11-2013, 02:06 PM	#2
remake Banned Member since:Aug 2011 Blu-ray collection:1 Trading Score:160	Is that Brooke Hogan? Wasn't she also in "Two Headed Shark Attack"? What great shark movie with superb special effects will she be in next?

01-11-2013, 03:21 PM	#4
Elandyll Blu-ray Knight Member since:Aug 2007 Location:MD Blu-ray collection:188 Trading Score:1	It's on Netflix... I tried. I really did. But 5 minutes in, I found this to be thoroughly un-watchable. It is that bad (beyond so bad it's good), an the acting was probably the worst I have ever seen I think. The only thing that could be even remotely appealing for this kind of low budget crapfest would be amateur level gore, but there isn't even that (unless it suddenly appears later on in the movie that is, there was nothing on the first attack), and breasts galore (doubt it, probably bikini galore). I checked and it's rated R, so I'm going to guess there is a little of (probably terrible) gore at some point, probably easily edite-able out for the inevitable Syfy broadcast. All in all, It's probably better to go get some sunshine on a california or florida beach if you are -that- desperate to see girls in bikinis, and much more healthy too.

03-02-2013, 03:29 PM	#5
SkynetTX Member Top contributor Member since:Jan 2013 Blu-ray collection:1 DVD collection:6	I'm waiting for Ice Sharks, Mountain Sharks, Cave Sharks and Air Sharks: Flying Killers now. It would be great to have sharks in every possible eco-systems.

03-02-2013, 09:42 PM	#13
Prim Expert Member Top contributor Member since:Apr 2010 Location:Norway Blu-ray collection:639 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:2	Praise be to the people making these films. I love them.

03-02-2013, 10:00 PM	#16
Punishment1o1 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Oct 2012 Location:Local AMC Theater Blu-ray collection:267	Yep. I'll definetily be first in line for this one .

03-03-2013, 03:35 AM	#18
Samus Aran Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Jun 2010 Location:USA Home Theater Gallery:11 4K collection:14 Blu-ray collection:49 Trading Score:195	How about Sharks on a Plane?

03-03-2013, 04:23 AM	#20
supersix4 Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Mar 2007 Blu-ray collection:572 Blu-ray reviews: 53 Trading Score:3	I really thought the op was going to make my day... Sigh it's been almost 15 years since we had a decent budget shark movie

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