Build Your Own Bond Movie

[Spicoli]

With Skyfall coming out that means some of you will be owning a complete Bond Blu-ray Collection. If that is you congratulations!

So many movies, so many Bond Girls, Bond Villians, Bond Theme Songs and, well, Bonds.

Using these elements; Bond, Girl, Villain, Song. What would you use to Build Your Bond Movie?

Mine would be

Daniel Craig, Blowfeld, Paris Carver, Live and Let Die.

That movie would kick ass!

(for the sake of keeping it fun you just can't say Every bit of Casino Royale...thx)


EDIT BIG: I am sorry I should have been more clear. All of the answers are super awesome but I was talking about only using characters that already exist in the Bond universe, but if you want to do different, have at it but that was not my intent. The more I think about it....do what ever, I like seeing new villains.

[spanky87]

Bond: Timothy Dalton
Girl: played by Nastassja Kinski
Villain: Trevelyan
Song: Tomorrow Never Dies

[Al_The_Strange]

Bond: Daniel Craig

Villain: An evil syndicate with Blofeld (played by Charles Grey) on top, Auric Goldfinger and Gustav Graves as corporate allies, Scaramanga as a permanent employee, and Jaws as the go-to henchman.

Girls: As possible motivation for the plot below, have Tracy di Vicenzo appear in a flashback. Then bring on Camille Montes as an ally and Xenia Onatopp as a villain to seduce.

Gadgets: an iPad, and a huge arsenal of guns that would make T2 look like the carebears.

Song: Adele's Skyfall. David Arnold for the music score. Include a theme song remix by Celldweller.

Plot: Follow the original story of Ian Fleming's You Only Live Twice, more closely than its respective movie, by having Bond train up as a ninja to infiltrate a castle and take vengeance on all these baddies. The second half of the movie can play out like The Raid.

[lemonski]

Bond: Me
Bond Girl: Scarlett Johansson
Villain, Plot, Song: who cares?

[metaridley]

Bond: Pierce Brosnan
(so he can finally have that 5th movie he wanted to do)

Main Girl: Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh)
(she was originally supposed to be in Die Another Day, instead of Jinx)

Evil Girl: Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi)
(solely because she's one of the hottest women in the entire franchise)

Other Girl: Monica Bellucci
(Pierce always wanted to work with her and she oozes sex)

Main Villain: Tan-Sun Moon (Will Yun Lee)
(no genetic transformation, first Asian main villain in a Bond movie)

Villainous Ally: Kamal Khan (Louis Jordan)
(I like Jordan so much that I just want to see him in another Bond film)

Main Henchman: Donald "Red" Grant (Robert Shaw)
(who wouldn't want to see him again?)

Turncoat Henchman: Jaws (Richard Kiel)
(he's secretly undercover in Moon's organization in order to assist Bond)

Song: You Only Live Twice by Garbage
(Nancy Sinatra's version is terrific but I'd love to hear my favorite band take a crack at it)

Score: David Arnold
(with the Bond theme applied liberally throughout; suck it, haters!)

Moneypenny: Samantha Bond
(Bond ends up with her for real at the end)

Damian Falco: Michael Madsen
(Madsen is a badass and his character isn't a jerk this time)

Q: Desmond Llewelyn

M: Roger Moore

Robinson: Colin Salmon

Bill Tanner: Michael Kitchen

Jack Wade: Joe Don Baker

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by lemonski

Bond: Me
Bond Girl: Scarlett Johansson
Villain, Plot, Song: who cares?

You the man!

Originally Posted by metaridley

Other Girl: Monica Bellucci
(Pierce always wanted to work with her and she oozes sex)

Song: You Only Live Twice by Garbage
(Nancy Sinatra's version is terrific but I'd love to hear my favorite band take a crack at it)

Awesome.

[Christian_Jedi_80]

I don't own all the Bond films, just the Brosnan ones and the first two Craigs. I'm not a diehard fan, but it would be cool to see someone like Clive Owen in the role.

[Talzin78]

Total Recast

Bond: Clive Owen, or keep Daniel Craig

Felix Leiter: Tom Hardy

Villain: Sean Connery as an ex member of MI6 and Christopher Walken as an Ex CIA who have their own private army and start a war on terrorists much like Swordfish.

Song: something dark and sardonic with female vocals will feel like a eulogy

Plot: MI6 and the CIA are trying to stop this private army of course. Bond and Leiter of course end up following some leads that bring them to the heart of it. After witnessing first hand attacks of terrorism around them they both feel the other arguments pull. Felix more so. When they get the Villains cornered Bond feels he needs to complete the mission, while Felix flips and tries to reason with him then stop him. Bond ultimatley has to kill the three of them but the last scenes would be Bond resigning completeley and then some time later you see him rummaging through the wreckage and something he sees makes him smile and it fades to black.

[tigertron]

Bond: Pierce Brosnan
Villain: Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan or Iain Glenn, Jeremy Irons, Geoffrey Rush, Jon Voight, Willem Dafoe, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Xander Berkeley, Alan Rickman, Tom Wilkinson or Tom Hollander.
Henchmen: Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp and/or Rosamund Pike as Miranda Frost, Sophie Marceau as Elektra King, Jean Reno, Goldie as Bullion
Main Girls: Natalie Portman, Monica Bellucci and/or Izabella Scorupco, Eva Mendes or Yvonne Strahovski
Money Penny: Samantha Bond
M: Judi Dench
Q: John Cleese or Desmond Llewelyn, Patrick Stewart.
Felix Lieiter: Joe Don Baker
Valentin Zukovsky: Robbie Coltrane
Charles Robinson: Colin Salmon
Bill Tanner: Michael Kitchen
Car: Aston Martin Vanquish (the new one)
Director: Martin Campbell or Steven Spielburg (or even me, I'd love to direct a Bond film )
Theme: Goldeneye or You know my name
Score: Hans Zimmer

Plot: Something serious like Casino Royale - hard hitting, but with some humour and classic Bond.

[Kevin Holly]

With Classics

Bond: Timothy Dalton or George Lazenby
Girl: Jenny Flex
Girl: Mary Goodnight
Girl: Domino Vitali
Villain: Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
Henchman: Red Grant
Hecnhman: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
Henchman: Oddjob
Henchgirl: The Angels of Death
Henchgirl: Fiona Volpe
M: Bernard Lee
Q: Desmond Llewellyn
Felix: Rik van Nutter
Song: A View To A Kill or You Know My Name


Total recast, today:

Bond: Michael Fassbender
Girl: Amber Heard
Girl: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Girl: Hayden Panettiere
Girl: Juno Temple
Villain: Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Mel Gibson, one of the Sheens, or Christoph Waltz
Henchman: Kevin Holly
Henchman: James Gandolfini
Henchman: Angus Scrimm
Henchman: Christoph Waltz
Henchman: Tom Savini
Henchman: Al Leong
Henchman: Christopher Lee
Henchman: Eli Wallach
Henchman: William Forsythe
Henchman: Steve Buscemi
M: Ralph Fiennes or Gary Oldman
Q: Ben Whishaw or Richard Ayoade or Michael Caine
Felix: Jeremy Renner, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Selleck, Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Harvey Keitel, Joaquin Phoenix or Stephen Tobolowsky
Song:

[metaridley]

Originally Posted by tigertron

Villain: Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan or Iain Glenn, Jeremy Irons, Geoffrey Rush, Jon Voight, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Xander Berkeley, Alan Rickman, Tom Wilkinson or Tom Hollander.

That is one badass list of villains you've got there. I love them all, especially Xander Berkeley (one of my favorite actors).

[MEB]

Bond: Daniel Craig
Villain: Christoph Waltz (he's superb at playing a villain)
Bond Girl: Any 25-35 year old something with great looks and big breasts (who cares how well she can act as long as he has the breasts)

Mark

[JohnDoe NY]

Bond : Paul Giamatti
Villain : Kirk Douglas
Girl : Gabourey Sidibe
Girl 2 : Miley Cyrus
Henchman : Clint Howard
Henchman : John Goodman
Hechman : Justin Long
Q : Shia Labeouf
M : Gary Busey
Theme song : Gangham Style

Screenplay : Eli Roth
Director : Rob Cohen

[Walts Ghost]

Established Version:

• Bond: Daniel Craig
• First Bond Girl: Eva Green
• Second Bond Girl: Diana Rigg
• Villain: Goldfinger
• Henchman: Renard (Anything to see Carlyle back in the series)
• Bond's contact: Valentin
• Felix: Jack Lord
• M: Ralph Fiennes
• Theme Song: Skyfall

Recast:

• Bond: Michael Fessbender
• First Bond Girl: Zoe Saldana
• Second Bond Girl: Jenna Louise-Coleman
• Villain: Christoph Waltz
• Henchman: Christopher Eccleston
• Valentin: David Tennant
• Felix: Kyle Chandler
• M: Sam Neil
• Theme Song: Michael Buble

[tigertron]

Originally Posted by JohnDoe NY

Bond : Paul Giamatti
Villain : Kirk Douglas
Girl : Gabourey Sidibe
Girl 2 : Miley Cyrus
Henchman : Clint Howard
Henchman : John Goodman
Hechman : Justin Long
Q : Shia Labeouf
M : Gary Busey
Theme song : Gangham Style

Screenplay : Eli Roth
Director : Rob Cohen

Why not Shia LaBeouf as Bond and Paul Giamatti as Q? better still, why not Justin Bieber? :P

Michael Bay should definitely direct that!

[timcat4843]

Bond: Timothy Dalton
Girl: Karina
Villain: Hiroyuki Sanada
Song: "You Only Live Twice"

[drewac]

[QUOTE=Kevin Holly;7110622]With Classics


Henchman: Steve Buscemi

Yes!

[nade_magnet]

Sean Connery with Daniel Craig as his protégé.

Wai Lin as part of their support team & ***** Galore (need more be said?!?!) as the girls.

Villians - Ernst Stavro Blofeld with Trevelyan & Red Grant as his henchmen.

Songs - A View to a Kill - opening credits | Goldeneye closing credit with Live and Let Die thrown in midway through the movie for good measure.

Thunderball

[Kevin Holly]

Oh yeah, add Christoph Waltz as a villain or henchman to mine too. Good call Walt.

[Walts Ghost]

Originally Posted by Kevin Holly

Oh yeah, add Christoph Waltz as a villain or henchman to mine too. Good call Walt.

Thanks, Kevin.

I seriously feel like he could be one of the best villains we've ever seen in the series. I think the Bond producers should really consider him. And as you and I both pointed out, Fassbender would be an excellent Bond after Craig.