Showtime's "The Affair" (Season 5)

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So anyway, as you guys know, I'm a published Author. My latest book is about these neighborhood cats that start a baseball team and play the neighborhood dogs. Anyhow, the other night I'm at this hurricane party and having a few drinks, doing coke off my publicist tits, just basic Wednesday night stuff. I do a little more coke and I find my way down to the pool, and in this pool I see several women skinny dipping at their leisure. I strip down to cool off and let the local talent bask in my coked up glow.

I get out and make my way over to the hot tub. It's difficult to recognize anyone at this party because we're all wearing masks like in "Eyes wide Shut' I spot two brunettes naked and making out in the hot tub. My heart is racing at this point, and the rain is getting too loud to hear their voices. Now here's where things get a little weird