Angelina Jolie's Lips

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I just watched WANTED. I had high hopes for this film, based on the review here at Blu-ray.com. While the film offered a wild roller coaster ride of visuals and storyline, I was SHOCKED by Anjolina Jolie's blistered, bone-dry, wrinkled lips. What happened to her? Too many tanning booth sessions????!

Jolie was once an icon of sexuality - especially as the powerful dominatrix Lara Croft of Tomb Raider fame. Her character in Wanted was, at best, a dried out wanna be super power with boobs that did nothing more than act as a pumped up bullet proof vest. Her lips looked like Herman Munster's sphincter with hemmoroids. Want happened to her???? Her last effective role was in Beowulf, but even then she was semi-animated. Could it be that Blu-ray's crystal-clear image is a curse for seductresses like Anjolina Jolie? The format is so sharp that one could actually see razor burn on this celebrity's chest!

Has Anjolina Jolie lost it? Has she been through the midnight drive-through at Taco Bell one too many times???? What was the last movie in which she appeared voluptuous? Has Blu-ray revealed her to be nothing more than a fat chick with make-up???? If so, how come Jessica Alba still looks so sexy and youthful on Blu-ray while Anjolina Jolie looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag????