HOUSE SHARK - It's JAWS in a house!

[bigdaddyhorse]

I can say for a fact from just the trailer, House Shark and Tress will both look like art films compared to the crap I sat through last night:



Bad shark movie lovers, there's nothing here for you but a couple off-screen kills. One attack (off-screen, this had no ****ing budget) in which a character is supposed to have a "huge chunk taken out of her leg" and just has some horrible looking fake blood on it. Nothing flows, characters are introduced and go nowhere, one gets possessed and then disappears. The only nice thing I can say is a couple of the girls were cute, and the cover and "you're need a bigger cross" tagline are great. But no gore (just orange blood), no budget, no acting and no nudity it's a complete failure on every level. Not even close to "so bad it's good" like Birdemic or Shark Attack 3. Save yourself 60-some minutes and don't even bother with this pile of shit.