Dark Force Entertainment Discussion Thread

[indravayu]

Originally Posted by The Great Owl

You ranked pizza last instead of first?

Little by little, day by day, you people in this thread are killing my soul.

You do you, big man!

[babybreese]

Don't snort the brown anchovies.

Glad Bill has progressed to PT.

[AKNewbie]

OK, I'm back from dinner with my wife. You can open the store now.

[deltatauhobbit]

Originally Posted by Ruined

Looks like demon getting ready to open up shop in next few hours per Facebook

I fully anticipate the store opening at 2am EST and then shut down by 6am EST, you know, the most sensible hours to be open...

[Cannibalskunk]

Originally Posted by deltatauhobbit

I fully anticipate the store opening at 2am EST and then shut down by 6am EST, you know, the most sensible hours to be open...

Well, those ARE the most metal hours

[BuickSuper]

Another gross exploitation video on Facebook from Dark Force Entertainment. Spare me the "it's funny/it's just a wrestling gimmick" lines. A layperson watching that would probably see cause to dial up the elder abuse hotline...

[TheHorrorNerd]

Originally Posted by deltatauhobbit

I fully anticipate the store opening at 2am EST and then shut down by 6am EST, you know, the most sensible hours to be open...

Exactly. Almost half of the US population in on EST.
So its best to have your store open when all those people are sleeping...

[AKNewbie]

Well, I've been hitting refresh since before noon. Never been so hard to get someone (that I don't know) to take my money. I'm wondering if he is going to open it at all today or push it to tomorrow (to **** up my Saturday too).

[indravayu]

Originally Posted by AKNewbie

Well, I've been hitting refresh since before noon. Never been so hard to get someone (that I don't know) to take my money. I'm wondering if he is going to open it at all today or push it to tomorrow (to **** up my Saturday too).

He said on the livestream (which ended a little while ago) that he would open up the store when he gets home, but who knows with this guy.

[AKNewbie]

Originally Posted by indravayu

He said on the livestream (which ended a little while ago) that he would open up the store when he gets home, but who knows with this guy.

Anything interesting on the livestream? I'd ask if you learned anything, but that wouldn't make much sense.

[TheHorrorNerd]

It's not like there's a magic red button at home he can hit to turn the store on. He likely could do it live from his cell phone...

[cloudnine]

Originally Posted by TheHorrorNerd

It's not like there's a magic red button at home he can hit to turn the store on. He likely could do it live from his cell phone...

He doesn't give a damn because he knows no matter what time he reopens the store it will sell out quickly anyway.

[indravayu]

Originally Posted by AKNewbie

Anything interesting on the livestream? I'd ask if you learned anything, but that wouldn't make much sense.

It was relatively short and pretty low energy. Not much discussed, other than what bad shape Bill is in. As with all these livestreams, it was very difficult to hear Bill.

[AKNewbie]

It has been well over 4 hours since Dave said he would open the store when he got home.
Now 4 AM here, which should make it 2 AM on his bling Rolex.
Sell SOAWN to the scalpers. I'm going to bed.

Be sure to add "man of my word" to your shameless self-promotion.
Sheesh.

[Brutalizer79]

Originally Posted by AKNewbie

It has been well over 4 hours since Dave said he would open the store when he got home.
Now 4 AM here, which should make it 2 AM on his bling Rolex.
Sell SOAWN to the scalpers. I'm going to bed.

Be sure to add "man of my word" to your shameless self-promotion.
Sheesh.

I work nights and have been routinely checking the page over the past three evenings, nothing. 5:40 AM EST, now, still nothing smh.

[miribeau]

Originally Posted by dawnofthediscs

Wait, you couldn’t afford the “price hike” on the VS titles, but haven’t heard you say a word about the pricing on SOAWN. Which is more expensive pos than any VS title...

I bought in a bundle of two that I wanted, on day one and, since there was another release I wanted, or, rather, a friend wanted, since zombie porn was never my thing, I got free shipping. It only cost me $19. When I'm lucky enough to have one in my group wanting each of the releases I don't want from VS, I get theirs for $22. This month, I was crazy lucky and they put out four films I genuinely wanted, well, five films I genuinely wanted, on four blus. It was a spectacular month for VS. Normally, I have to hunt people down to get buyers for those other releases, so we can all get what we want for around $22 with free shipping. Getting old sucks. Getting old with less money than you thought you'd have really sucks. But I'm working on it, at least. Anyway, SoaWN was $19 with free shipping, very nearly what I used to pay for each VS release on pre-order. I miss those days, a mere half-year ago, so very much.

Originally Posted by The Great Owl

My post was tongue-in-cheek, of course.

Here’s my own priority list when it comes to my money...

1. Family
2. Health and fitness
3. Career
4. Home
5. Vehicle
6. Entertainment (Blu-rays, etc.)

I cannot spend money on the sixth tier until the higher tiers are taken care of first.

Of course, the “family” tier is easier when one is single.

Now, see, you've got the right idea. I didn't enjoy the money hazing on the other board but, I have to admit, there is an element of truth to me having forgotten to prioritize myself. Charity is great, caring for others and all of that, but you are supposed to take care of yourself and your own family before others. Even as a religious person, I forgot that little rule. Now, I'm working on something to make money but, also, something that makes me happy, instead of continuing to throw myself into work that helps others and slowly drowns my spirit. Your top tier really is the top tier, after God, at least for me. I just wish I'd made a list like that twenty years ago.



And to the update....
https://www.facebook.com/15854242143...type=3&theater

"MONSTER WEEKEND is officially upon us at DARK FORCE. Tomorrow afternoon the DARK FORCE SUPERSTORE reopens and it is jammed with great new cult home videos. Here is a preview of what you can expect: LOVE ME DEADLY and WARLOCK MOON from Code Red will be making their debut at the store. Returning cult heavyweights like THE REDEEMER, BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER and HIDE AND GO SHRIEK will be back. The DARK FORCE MERCH department will be back with one a kind collectable, the autographed Banana Man Diaper. And finally the one the whole cult video world is talking about...the brand new release only on HD Blu-ray SCREAMS OF A WINTER NIGHT will finally be available for individual sale and some very exciting new bundle deals.
THE WAIT IS OVER! DARK FORCE SUPERSTORE REOPENS TOMORROW AFTER NOON! IT'S ON!!!"

[Dark Force]

Originally Posted by Cinema84

1) You've got a prime Skid Row viewing spot then. My bad.
2) If I spent ten grand on a TV it would need to be bigger than 55"
3) That chair Bill likes to slump in doesn't look too comfortable. Definitely looks cheap

It's actually 65". I got it two years ago now they just came out with a new one that is 80" for 10,000.00 and by the time they're done with you for all the accessories and installation it's a lot more than that. Oh well.

[Brutalizer79]

Originally Posted by miribeau

And to the update....
https://www.facebook.com/15854242143...type=3&theater

"MONSTER WEEKEND is officially upon us at DARK FORCE. Tomorrow afternoon the DARK FORCE SUPERSTORE reopens and it is jammed with great new cult home videos. Here is a preview of what you can expect: LOVE ME DEADLY and WARLOCK MOON from Code Red will be making their debut at the store. Returning cult heavyweights like THE REDEEMER, BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER and HIDE AND GO SHRIEK will be back. The DARK FORCE MERCH department will be back with one a kind collectable, the autographed Banana Man Diaper. And finally the one the whole cult video world is talking about...the brand new release only on HD Blu-ray SCREAMS OF A WINTER NIGHT will finally be available for individual sale and some very exciting new bundle deals.
THE WAIT IS OVER! DARK FORCE SUPERSTORE REOPENS TOMORROW AFTER NOON! IT'S ON!!!"

[Dark Force]

Originally Posted by AKNewbie

Well, I've been hitting refresh since before noon. Never been so hard to get someone (that I don't know) to take my money. I'm wondering if he is going to open it at all today or push it to tomorrow (to **** up my Saturday too).

Sorry dude Banana Man wouldn't let me out of the rehab center til late and then I got taken by the sweetest probably hundred year old woman I have ever seen in my life. Spent almost another hour sitting with her but little things like that mean a mountain to people stuck in there. Store will be open by early afternoon Pacific time tomorrow.

[miribeau]

Originally Posted by Dark Force

It's actually 65". I got it two years ago now they just came out with a new one that is 80" for 10,000.00 and by the time they're done with you for all the accessories and installation it's a lot more than that. Oh well.

I just feel the need to say my TV cost $325, well, $650 for two of them, and I couldn't enjoy them for the first few months, because it had been so long since I bought a television that I had no idea they were $1200 TVs on discontinued-discount, and felt that I had been ripped off. I couldn't believe how much those things cost me. I complained so much that people started telling me what they paid for lesser televisions of the day, when 1080 plasmas were all the rage.

And, so, like magic, I loved them, because they cost so much less than everyone else had paid for the same thing. I guess the point is, we're all different. If I had the money to buy a $10,000 TV, and I actually did it, I would hate it forever and, sadly, hate myself as well, because I'm such a cheap old lady at this point. But I love my $325 TVs, for being cheap, and myself for having been smart enough to grab them up.

Bigger point? I imagine, DeFalco loves his TV, or he'd have a different one, since he can afford it. I also imagine he is glad he got it, or he wouldn't showcase it in videos online, opting instead to hide it. So, why are people picking on a Blu-ray label owner/filmmaker for loving his TV? Don't most of you love yours? Aren't we supposed to? My best friend used to name his.... He may still but knows better than to tell me.