007 Movie Tournament Game Match 5

[EvaDK]

(cracks knuckles)

Die Another Day
- Korean man gets a DNA treatment and becomes... a Caucasian? Even Japanese Sean Connery in YOLT wasn't this stupid.

- Toby Stephens' performance and line delivery is so hammy and over the top, that it almost makes the film worthy to watch.

- Moneypenny is caught humping Bond in VR. Yes, I'm not making it up.

- Madonna's theme song isn't terrible, but then she shows up in a cameo as a fencing instructor, wearing what I can only describe as a rejected costume design for Sting in David Lynch's Dune.

- the invisible Aston Martin. The Lotus Esprit that transforms into a submarine and back again, doesn't look as silly now, does it?

- the villain wears a half-assed Iron Man suit in the finale, so he can control his space laser (!) and electrocute Bond. F*ck off.


A View To A Kill wins hands down, even though it has plenty of issues of its own. Die Another Day was an absolute low point; it made Vin Diesel's XxX look sophisticated and smart in comparison and to add, XxX had Rammstein performing Feuer Frei. Respect!