Jonah Hex Review Thread (Spoilers)

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Update July 24

SDCC: In Hex footage, Brolin kicks ass, Fox shows it

Even though Jimmy Heyward's film was sandwiched between presentations for Where the Wild Things Are, The Book of Eli and Nightmare on Elm Street, among others, Jonah Hex roused the crowd with a terrific (if short) screening of footage and an appearance by cast members Michael Fassbender, Josh Brolin and, perhaps most importantly, Megan Fox.

The teaser trailer more resembled a spaghetti western than a modern action film. In the footage, Hex is almost mythological, a gunslinger whose story is bandied about among dusty townsfolk; in one shot, a crow climbs out of his mouth and flies away. As co-star John Malkovich announces, "The war begins here," Hex retorts (via editing), "I figured hell would be something like this," as trains explode and mayhem ensues. Hex's appearance is jokingly addressed ("I cut myself shaving") but never specifically explained: the right side of his face boasts a gaping hole that is sort of contained by stretched piece of flesh, and Brolin looks creepily authentic as the disfigured cowboy.

Then, of course, there's Fox, who spends most of the clip in a corset and pantaloons; she looks terrific, but it appears that her character is by no means eye candy, firing pistols with both hands and taking out would-be aggressors while dropping clever catchphrases. She was also the focal point of many of the questions once fans were availed of the Hall H microphone, but she deftly navigated her way around any of the less appropriate questions to talk about her character, whom she marveled about getting to play.

Fassbender is a relative unknown to most American audiences, but his anonymity should be short-lived after playing one of Malkovich's henchmen in the film, a guy who he says he took inspiration for from a combination of "Clockwork Orange and 1970s Riddler, Frank Gorshin." His appearance even in the clips was memorable, not the least of which because of his physicality (his face is covered with tattoos), but because his character has an anarchic quality that is the kind that audiences love to hate. Ironically, he was most emphatic about his work with the absent Malkovich, whom he described as "so softly spoken and yet so menacing" in the film.

As for the film's potential fantasy quotient, Heyward took a moment to clear up a few rumors. "There's no voodoo, no army of the undead," he said. "It's a western action picture." But Brolin called the film "a phantasmagoria of insanity," revealing his hope that other films will be influenced by their film, which he admits was itself was inspired as much by '60s and '70s spaghetti westerns as it was the comic book series.

Fox's appearance again distracted the crowd from the film itself, especially when an attendee made an inappropriate request for her to participate in a sex tape. (Thankfully his microphone was cut off and he was ejected from the room.) But her pantaloons, corset and bustier notwithstanding, Jonah Hex promises (perhaps unfortunately) to be less about the actress showing her ass and more about kicking those of others alongside Brolin, Malkovich and her male counterparts.

I am pretty excited for this. I like Brolin and love Westerns. I've never understood the Megan Fox allure (over other actresses that are just as hot and can act). Excited for this.

Update July 22:

Update:

Originally Posted by WyldeMan45

Remember the last time I showed you some photos from Megan Fox on the Jonah Hex set and she was wearing a bathrobe and some cool boots? Well, this is what she was wearing under it. That is one serious hourglass figure, she has almost no waist, somebody get her a pizza! Check out the old dude in the mirror of pictures 2,3 and 4 peeping, haha.

I'm really excited for this movie (although I've never read the DC comic it's based on)

Anyone else excited for this?

These photos come from Lainey Gossip, a blog about all things Diane Lane (who would've guessed?). The story in this movie will follow Jonah Hex, as seen above, a disfigured bounty hunter who tracks a voodoo practitioner that wants to raise an army of the undead to liberate the South. Former Pixar animator Jimmy Hayward, who is a big fan of both comics and westerns, is directing. I think this looks great so far, it's easily one of my most anticipated upcoming movies of next year, mainly because I'm excited to see the western and comic book movie genres come together. Plus, Brolin looks like he'll be kicking some ass.