Female Rambo Movie

[nycomet]

They should do a female version of Rambo.

John Rambo has a daughter -- Jane Rambo. She is as tough as Lt. Ripley of Aliens fame, fighting off that Alien Queen like she was hunting down Osama bin Laden. But instead of fighting an Alien Queen, Jane Rambo (to be played by Jessica Alba) joins forces with yet another clone of Lt. Ripley (Signorney Weaver) -- but this time, their nemesis will be a Predator who just landed in Orlando to ride Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom. Unknown to the general public, the Predator starts hunting the legendary hair-covered Tibetan Yeti, destroying the new Disney roller coaster -- and its passengers -- during the brutal hunt.

After spending an exhausting day at EPCOT, to the rescue comes Jane Rambo and her new sidekick Lt. Ripley. Using their park hopper pass, they enter Animal Kingdom and save the day. Subsequently, they get married and live happily every after.

Sounds like a perfect story for Michael Bay, don't you think?

Do I smell a sequel???