Broken bones anyone??? Extra "parts" added to your body???

[Billy13]

So who's been in an accident of some kind, or just horsin' around and broke a bone or two, or more??? I know you guys are out there, and I feel your pain.
About five years ago I was riding my motorcycle home from work (at time of impact I was only 4 blocks from my house) when a full-sized truck pulled out in front of me. I hit the side of the truck and flew about 20' landing on the sidewalk, on my unprotected head. Nope, no helmet at the time. (I was a dumba$$) Any how, ended up breaking my ankle, now I have a plate, and 4 screws in my ankle.
Two years later, I'm on my way home again, this time about a mile from home, and another similar situation, car pulls out. This time instead of hitting the car, I decided to just lay the bike down. Well, when I did, my right foot twisted 180º So I ended up getting a spiral fracture in my tibia, and my fibula broke as well, along with some jacked up tendons and ligaments. I now have a titanium rod running through my entire tibia and only five screws
The first accident I looked like I was going to have to wear a mask my whole life , i had some gnarly road rash from that one.I healed up nicely from it however. I kept my face lathered in vitamin E oil (that ish is awesome!) So my second accident, no road rash, but I got jacked up twice as bad The scars look pretty bada$$
CHICKS DIG SCARS!!!

So share a story of yours if you want I'd love to hear about it.