What do YOU do??

[Icedburden]

I call my personal bomb squad in so they can inspect the package.
Then when it's clear, (If there was an explosion, then I know who to trust and who not to).
I check around the house.
No ninjas, very nice.
I admire the content that was in the (possibly fatal) package.
I lick it to see how it tastes.
Delicious as usual.
I then summon my pet monkey and we watch the movie.
He must wear a diaper and have his hands tied for obvious reasons.
Once the film is finished we debate whether the film was entertaining.
Another fine day.