My Wife Sucks! - Page 3 - Blu-ray Forum

Cordre69 · 03-22-2008, 11:38 PM

You need tribal darts. Just point at something shiny and when she turns to look, pull out a bamboo shoot and blow a dart into her neck. She'll be out for HOURS and the toxin fades from the system in less than 24 hours!
Alternate uses: Noisy children!

Blu Haze · 03-22-2008, 11:40 PM

Get yourself a bigger tv for you only.

tqlla · 03-23-2008, 07:04 AM

Here is the fix for your problems

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage....=1179877503499

iNCREDiPiNOY · 03-23-2008, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tqlla

Here is the fix for your problems

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage....=1179877503499

Whoa thats alot of pesos!

Stephie_is_a_dork · 03-23-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tqlla

Here is the fix for your problems

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage....=1179877503499

Holy crap! For that price, it better transform into an Accord.

gand41f · 03-23-2008, 11:00 AM

Doesn't your TV have P-n-P (side by side)? Even half of a 52" TV is big enough for silly soaps and all the pixels Wii can generate (sorry, couldn't resist

).

enjoy
gandalf

raginranger · 03-23-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grisle

You want to play your Wii that badly?

yeah the wii is really not that fun, you will get bored of it in a few days, you should chillax dude

Marquoz · 03-23-2008, 03:09 PM

So has anybody read in the paper where he lives about a domestic dispute over a Wii? Wondering if he got that frustrated!

I can see the headlines now... Man misunderstands Wii controller and beats wife with it.

jw · 03-24-2008, 07:23 AM

lol

Blu Haze · 05-19-2008, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Galley

I knew it; the Wii turns you gay!

Thats was awesome~

groovyone · 05-20-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Blu Haze

Thats was awesome~

Wow, way to dig up a 2 month old thread. hahaha

I thought someone else was mad at their wife.

Marcusarilius · 05-20-2008, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by nycomet

I have a brand new Wii (it came with Wii Sports). I have been trying to get Wii for about 5 months and I finally succeeded. It just came today from Amazon.com. With it I also bought the Dance Dance Revolution bundle (with rubber maxie pad), Pinball and some other Party Games disc.

My wife will NOT let me play with my Wii tonight. Instead, she is hogging up the 52-inch Sharp Aquos watching her friggin' lame SOAP operas on the TIVO. That's like not letting me play with my toys on Christmas.

I am royally SCREWED! No Wii for me tonight. I am pissed. And to make matters worse, wifie will be home ALL WEEKEND. She claims she is watching The Ten Commandments, King of Kings and Ben-Hur on DVD this weekend to celebrate Easter.

I looks like I need to get me another TV.

I hate to say it, but my wife SUCKS! She is torturing me with her SOAP operas.

It's times like these that I wish I was GAY.

Being Gay isn't that bad. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

nycomet · 05-20-2008, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

Being Gay isn't that bad. Hell, some of my best friends are straight.

That's why I've been spending alot of time as a volunteer fireman. I can hang out with the boyz and play with my Wii whenever I want. Besides, I love driving the fire truck. I love the siren and flashing red lights!

Great News! My Wii Fit is coming from Amazon tomorrow.

jw · 05-20-2008, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycomet

That's why I've been spending alot of time as a volunteer fireman. I can hang out with the boyz and play with my Wii whenever I want. Besides, I love driving the fire truck. I love the siren and flashing red lights!

Great News! My Wii Fit is coming from Amazon tomorrow.

me too

nycomet · 05-20-2008, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbbud

me too

Your wife looks suspiciously like Richard Simmons (Gene Simmons gay brother).

jw · 05-20-2008, 01:32 AM

its just the fro

nycomet · 05-20-2008, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycomet

Your wife looks suspiciously like Richard Simmons (Gene Simmons gay brother).

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbbud

me too

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbbud

its just the fro

I wan't sure what that thing is between her legs. I mean, on first glance it looks like a "third" leg. Look closely at the photo. Tell me that's not her.... "hamstring."

It almost looks like a kneecap in the groin. Ouch!

Marcusarilius · 05-20-2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycomet

I wan't sure what that thing is between her legs. I mean, on first glance it looks like a "third" leg. Look closely at the photo. Tell me that's not her.... "hamstring."

It almost looks like a kneecap in the groin. Ouch!

Its darker and wearing a mini sneaker.

GreenScar · 05-20-2008, 03:25 AM

Caligula · 05-20-2008, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycomet

That's why I've been spending alot of time as a volunteer fireman. I can hang out with the boyz and play with my Wii whenever I want. Besides, I love driving the fire truck. I love the siren and flashing red lights!

Great News! My Wii Fit is coming from Amazon tomorrow.

MINE TOO!!!

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03-22-2008, 11:38 PM	#41
Cordre69 Power Member Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Livermore, CA 4K collection:218 Blu-ray collection:1094 Trading Score:1	You need tribal darts. Just point at something shiny and when she turns to look, pull out a bamboo shoot and blow a dart into her neck. She'll be out for HOURS and the toxin fades from the system in less than 24 hours! Alternate uses: Noisy children!

03-22-2008, 11:40 PM	#42
Blu Haze Expert Member Member since:Mar 2008	Get yourself a bigger tv for you only.

03-23-2008, 07:04 AM	#43
tqlla Active Member Member since:Sep 2007	Here is the fix for your problems http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage....=1179877503499

03-23-2008, 11:00 AM	#46
gand41f Special Member Member since:May 2007 Location:San Jose, California	Doesn't your TV have P-n-P (side by side)? Even half of a 52" TV is big enough for silly soaps and all the pixels Wii can generate (sorry, couldn't resist ). enjoy gandalf

03-23-2008, 03:09 PM	#48
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	So has anybody read in the paper where he lives about a domestic dispute over a Wii? Wondering if he got that frustrated! I can see the headlines now... Man misunderstands Wii controller and beats wife with it.

03-24-2008, 07:23 AM	#49
jw Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Apr 2007 Location:USA Trading Score:519	lol

05-20-2008, 01:32 AM	#56
jw Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Apr 2007 Location:USA Trading Score:519	its just the fro

05-20-2008, 03:25 AM	#59
GreenScar Blu-ray Knight Member since:Aug 2007 Blu-ray collection:148 Trading Score:2

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