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cjgu · 07-18-2016, 04:13 AM

A bunch of ugly monsters try to stop a hairy midget from throwing away a ring into a volcano.

Packerfan75 · 07-18-2016, 05:16 AM

Robocop: a corporation saves a cop by transplanting his head onto a robotic body but later regrets the decision.

Regarding Henry: when a big city lawyer gets shot in the head, it turns out to be the best thing that could've happened to him and his family.

The Princess Bride: an old man reads a story to his grandson about kissing and torture devices.

The Exorcist: a foul mouthed little girl nearly drives her mother insane and vomits on local clergymen.

Thomas Irwin · 07-18-2016, 06:05 AM

The Good Son - Tired of dealing with his antisocial behavior, a woman drops her son off and picks his cousin up instead.

Avatar - A hippie commune gets the blues.

WilsonBros · 07-18-2016, 07:13 AM

Gimpy little guy pretends to be a cripple to throw everyone off that he's a criminal mastermind.

willo007 · 07-18-2016, 03:59 PM

Forrest Gump: Man falls in love with child hood sweetheart, she rejects him, only to return to him when after he is famous and she has contracted Aids!

cemetaryrider89 · 07-18-2016, 05:00 PM

The Shining- some guy types a story in a hotel.

WilsonBros · 07-18-2016, 05:28 PM

A family find their traditional multi-generational vocation overtaken by mechanisation. Seizing the entrepreneurial spirit, they start running their own business from home to keep food on the table.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

donzo29 · 07-18-2016, 05:45 PM

the Postman Always Rings Twice:
The guy and the lady plot to kill the man at the place because of the thing.

surfdude12 · 07-18-2016, 05:52 PM

A Beautiful Mind - math geek wins Nobel Prize for hallucinating black men in suits and helping said black men win the cold war

PipesDonatello · 07-19-2016, 05:11 AM

Sorcerer: Four buddies go on a road trip to a huge bonfire in the jungle.

TheLaughingMann · 07-20-2016, 05:23 AM

Highlander: Mortal god meets mortal god. Mortal gods draw swords. Mortal god cuts head off other mortal god, takes in essence. Mortal god gets swag for a time. Rinse. Repeat. There can be only one.

Willow: A midget, a baby, and a drunk with a sword experience lucky escapes from a wrinkly old magic b*tch because reasons.

Legend: Boy meets a girl and a devil, has a three way with an audience present. Oh, and swords and magic are involved.

Super Mario Bros: Two Italian plumbers go off to rescue a princess from a wicked lizard-like mofo...oh, you want the movie plot, don't you?

Terminator: Boy meets girl. Boy protects girl from killer machine. Boy knocks girl up and dies. Girl kills the machine.

Al_The_Strange · 08-07-2016, 03:36 AM

Here's a couple that aren't actually my words, just what I overheard from other theater patrons in the past.

Ponyo: A little girl turns into a fish.

RED 2: A bunch of old people shooting at each other.

toddly6666 · 08-07-2016, 06:48 AM

Brokeback Mountain:
It's about how some macho cowboys like to cuddle with each other.

Elandyll · 08-07-2016, 01:21 PM

Close encounters of the Third Kind: A Guy makes a mud volcano after seeing flying lights and getting a sunburn at night

tiger_qc · 08-07-2016, 02:03 PM

Mad Max Fury Road: Long U-turn in the desert.

sandman slim · 08-07-2016, 03:15 PM

Serenity: Joss Whedon kills your favorite character. Again.

Coenskubrick · 08-07-2016, 03:17 PM

The Hateful Eight: Nine people get stuck in a cabin together but I guess one of them is not important.

Packerfan75 · 08-16-2016, 11:57 PM

Superman: The Movie - An alien crash lands on Earth, becomes a reporter, falls in love and makes everyone happy except for one person.

Spider-Man: An empowered teenager goes vigilante in spandex.

Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens - Star Wars history repeats itself.

Last Action Hero - Arnold plays Arnold playing Arnold.

GLaDOS · 08-17-2016, 12:14 AM

Deadpool: Man goes on a killing spree in hopes to be pretty again

Batman Begins: Man spends billions of dollars on suit and gadgets but forgets about the importance of turning his neck

The Revenant: Man gets worst hiking trip ever

The Social Network: Man invents Facebook and creates world's first drama on Facebook

Captain America: Civil War: Two guys fight over some hot dude with a metal arm

Interstellar: Hamilton watch saves humanity from extinction and drives the evolution of our species

MisterPilgrim · 08-17-2016, 12:50 AM

Godzilla (2014): An old man catches two teenagers making out on his lawn and brutally murders them.

07-18-2016, 05:28 PM	#207
WilsonBros Special Member Member since:Jul 2009 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:3	A family find their traditional multi-generational vocation overtaken by mechanisation. Seizing the entrepreneurial spirit, they start running their own business from home to keep food on the table. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Last edited by WilsonBros; 07-19-2016 at 05:50 AM.

07-19-2016, 05:11 AM	#210
PipesDonatello Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2012 4K collection:544 Blu-ray collection:990 DVD collection:20 Digital collection:452	Sorcerer: Four buddies go on a road trip to a huge bonfire in the jungle. Last edited by PipesDonatello; 07-19-2016 at 05:15 AM.

07-18-2016, 04:13 AM	#201
cjgu Banned Member since:Jul 2016	A bunch of ugly monsters try to stop a hairy midget from throwing away a ring into a volcano.

07-18-2016, 05:16 AM	#202
Packerfan75 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Earth 4K collection:71 Blu-ray collection:549 DVD collection:355 Digital collection:97 Blu-ray reviews:9 Trading Score:1	Robocop: a corporation saves a cop by transplanting his head onto a robotic body but later regrets the decision. Regarding Henry: when a big city lawyer gets shot in the head, it turns out to be the best thing that could've happened to him and his family. The Princess Bride: an old man reads a story to his grandson about kissing and torture devices. The Exorcist: a foul mouthed little girl nearly drives her mother insane and vomits on local clergymen.

07-18-2016, 06:05 AM	#203
Thomas Irwin Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:Feb 2013 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Trading Score:87	The Good Son - Tired of dealing with his antisocial behavior, a woman drops her son off and picks his cousin up instead. Avatar - A hippie commune gets the blues.

07-18-2016, 07:13 AM	#204
WilsonBros Special Member Member since:Jul 2009 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:3	Gimpy little guy pretends to be a cripple to throw everyone off that he's a criminal mastermind.

07-18-2016, 03:59 PM	#205
willo007 Blu-ray Ninja Top contributor Member since:May 2011 4K collection:1214 Blu-ray collection:6479 DVD collection:11 Digital collection:72 Trading Score:217	Forrest Gump: Man falls in love with child hood sweetheart, she rejects him, only to return to him when after he is famous and she has contracted Aids!

07-18-2016, 05:00 PM	#206
cemetaryrider89 Senior Member Member since:Jan 2015 Location:Indiana 4K collection:927 Blu-ray collection:2395 DVD collection:342	The Shining- some guy types a story in a hotel.

07-18-2016, 05:45 PM	#208
donzo29 Blu-ray Ninja Top contributor Member since:Oct 2009 Location:Albuquerque, NM 4K collection:233 Blu-ray collection:958 DVD collection:302 MA collection:1118 Digital collection:1824 iTunes collection:37 Prime collection:9 Blu-ray reviews: 6 Trading Score:88	the Postman Always Rings Twice: The guy and the lady plot to kill the man at the place because of the thing.

07-18-2016, 05:52 PM	#209
surfdude12 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:343 Blu-ray reviews:112 Trading Score:1	A Beautiful Mind - math geek wins Nobel Prize for hallucinating black men in suits and helping said black men win the cold war

07-20-2016, 05:23 AM	#211
TheLaughingMann Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2015 Location:Delaware 4K collection:32 Blu-ray collection:1961 DVD collection:172 Blu-ray reviews:17 Trading Score:25	Highlander: Mortal god meets mortal god. Mortal gods draw swords. Mortal god cuts head off other mortal god, takes in essence. Mortal god gets swag for a time. Rinse. Repeat. There can be only one. Willow: A midget, a baby, and a drunk with a sword experience lucky escapes from a wrinkly old magic b*tch because reasons. Legend: Boy meets a girl and a devil, has a three way with an audience present. Oh, and swords and magic are involved. Super Mario Bros: Two Italian plumbers go off to rescue a princess from a wicked lizard-like mofo...oh, you want the movie plot, don't you? Terminator: Boy meets girl. Boy protects girl from killer machine. Boy knocks girl up and dies. Girl kills the machine.

08-07-2016, 03:36 AM	#212
Al_The_Strange Blu-ray Prince Top contributor Member since:Apr 2009 Location:Out there...past them trees... Home Theater Gallery:126 4K collection:1140 Blu-ray collection:4960 DVD collection:530 Digital collection:1013 Blu-ray reviews: 132 Trading Score:32	Here's a couple that aren't actually my words, just what I overheard from other theater patrons in the past. Ponyo: A little girl turns into a fish. RED 2: A bunch of old people shooting at each other.

08-07-2016, 06:48 AM	#213
toddly6666 Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Nov 2009 Location:Hong Kong Home Theater Gallery:20 4K collection:1 Blu-ray collection:1441 DVD collection:31 Blu-ray reviews: 290 Trading Score:61	Brokeback Mountain: It's about how some macho cowboys like to cuddle with each other.

08-07-2016, 01:21 PM	#214
Elandyll Blu-ray Knight Member since:Aug 2007 Location:MD Blu-ray collection:188 Trading Score:1	Close encounters of the Third Kind: A Guy makes a mud volcano after seeing flying lights and getting a sunburn at night

08-07-2016, 02:03 PM	#215
tiger_qc Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Quebec City, Canada Home Theater Gallery:69 4K collection:171 Blu-ray collection:1420 DVD collection:221 Digital collection:86 iTunes collection:73 Trading Score:84	Mad Max Fury Road: Long U-turn in the desert.

08-07-2016, 03:15 PM	#216
sandman slim Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Aug 2013 Location:TN 4K collection:319 Blu-ray collection:6449 DVD collection:424 Digital collection:4 Prime collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:8	Serenity: Joss Whedon kills your favorite character. Again.

08-07-2016, 03:17 PM	#217
Coenskubrick Blu-ray Guru Member since:Apr 2015 4K collection:3 Blu-ray collection:558	The Hateful Eight: Nine people get stuck in a cabin together but I guess one of them is not important.

08-16-2016, 11:57 PM	#218
Packerfan75 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Earth 4K collection:71 Blu-ray collection:549 DVD collection:355 Digital collection:97 Blu-ray reviews:9 Trading Score:1	Superman: The Movie - An alien crash lands on Earth, becomes a reporter, falls in love and makes everyone happy except for one person. Spider-Man: An empowered teenager goes vigilante in spandex. Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens - Star Wars history repeats itself. Last Action Hero - Arnold plays Arnold playing Arnold.

08-17-2016, 12:14 AM	#219
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	Deadpool: Man goes on a killing spree in hopes to be pretty again Batman Begins: Man spends billions of dollars on suit and gadgets but forgets about the importance of turning his neck The Revenant: Man gets worst hiking trip ever The Social Network: Man invents Facebook and creates world's first drama on Facebook Captain America: Civil War: Two guys fight over some hot dude with a metal arm Interstellar: Hamilton watch saves humanity from extinction and drives the evolution of our species

08-17-2016, 12:50 AM	#220
MisterPilgrim Special Member Member since:Sep 2010 Location:Encino, CA 4K collection:115 Blu-ray collection:723	Godzilla (2014): An old man catches two teenagers making out on his lawn and brutally murders them.

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