Anyone had salmonella food poisoning?

[Bodyslide]

It is a rough few days. Just try and take it easy. Try to use wet wipes for cleanup, it will help with the pain. The witch hazel ones are the best. Good Luck.

[Ray Jackson]

Originally Posted by Bodyslide

It is a rough few days. Just try and take it easy. Try to use wet wipes for cleanup, it will help with the pain. The witch hazel ones are the best. Good Luck.

I've just been using the shower.

...I've taken five showers in the past four hours.

[Ray Jackson]

It took me almost 3 1/2 hours to get through the season 2 finale of Stranger Things this afternoon.

I had to use the bathroom four times.

There is a darkness inside of my large intestines.

And it wants to get out.

It wants to walk around.

...it wants some walkin around money.

[Ray Jackson]

I have no illusions of immortality, but I will have wished for death, long before death finds me.

In truth, I wish for it already.

We each owe a death...there are no exceptions.

But oh god, sometimes the brown mile seems so long.

[Show spoiler]

[surfdude12]

Originally Posted by Ray Jackson

It took me almost 3 1/2 hours to get through the season 2 finale of Stranger Things this afternoon.

I had to use the bathroom four times.

Just watch on tablet while sitting on the toilet, aka tablet toilet setup.

[ScarredLungs]

I have not, but that sounds horrible. I currently make sure that I cook everything thoroughly before eating it as well.

[Monterey Jack]

Homer's a delightful fella / sorry about the salmonella!

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by Ray Jackson

There is a darkness inside of my large intestines.

And it wants to get out.

It wants to walk around.

...it wants some walkin around money.

I don't know if this is a reference to anything, but this is the most metal thing I've read all day.

I want to see it manifested as a Troma film now--I can see it now, a man-sized pile of excrement born from the black pit of some intestine, walking around robbing people.

[Ray Jackson]

Originally Posted by Al_The_Strange

I don't know if this is a reference to anything, but this is the most metal thing I've read all day.

I want to see it manifested as a Troma film now--I can see it now, a man-sized pile of excrement born from the black pit of some intestine, walking around robbing people.

Replace robber with security guard and you're basically describing the plot of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

[Ray Jackson]

Well I made it.

I survived.

But it was pure hell.

I may never be the man I was before.

...a part of me died on that toilet.

[Show spoiler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxiot2Q7Uso

[Bodyslide]

Glad you are feeling better, take it easy the next few days.

[stevo4264]

Glad you survived it, doesn't sound like a lot of fun

[Lemmy Lugosi]

You don't, by any chance, have any reptiles or amphibians for pets, do you?

https://www.health.ny.gov/diseases/c...nd_answers.htm

[Dubstar]

unfortunately my friend and I got while at a wedding - and oh was it a severe case of it - fluids and stuff were coming out of both orifices.

[stvn1974]

You take indoor plumbing for granted until you get food poisoning.