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Impossible · 08-31-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dgoswald

David should've minced around the ship a bit more.

If I had a bit more time I'd create an Are You Being Served / Prometheus mashup. I'd have Mrs. Slocombe voice Rapace's character, and when she's undergoing that caesarian I'd dub in something like, "Keep that away from my p***y!" or something similar.

Hey how much worse could it have been lol

Impossible · 08-31-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GC Riot

Pretty sure the #Fassbendick handle proves what a huge talent he is.

It only look that way because he's manorexic

Todd Tomorrow · 08-31-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Impossible

It only look that way because he's manorexic

Oh no it doesn't !

GC Riot · 08-31-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Impossible

It only look that way because he's manorexic

At 1.30

Impossible · 08-31-2015, 01:08 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/...ger#.ioZblvN8A

“Here’s the thing,” says Fisch. “You can increase the size of your penis — visually. The way you can do it is by losing weight.”

This is not a trap. When you have excess fat around your pubic area and stomach, it could make your penis seem smaller. “If you lose weight, you can actually gain an inch or two because the [pubic] fat would be less,” says Fisch.

So if you’ve noticed a little extra weight around that area, losing a few might come with the added bonus of looking bigger where you actually want to. If you’re not sure where to start, check out our Clean Eating Challenge and our 28-Day Get Fit Challenge for some inspiration.

Todd Tomorrow · 08-31-2015, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Impossible

http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/...ger#.ioZblvN8A

“Here’s the thing,” says Fisch. “You can increase the size of your penis — visually. The way you can do it is by losing weight.”

This is not a trap. When you have excess fat around your pubic area and stomach, it could make your penis seem smaller. “If you lose weight, you can actually gain an inch or two because the [pubic] fat would be less,” says Fisch.

So if you’ve noticed a little extra weight around that area, losing a few might come with the added bonus of looking bigger where you actually want to. If you’re not sure where to start, check out our Clean Eating Challenge and our 28-Day Get Fit Challenge for some inspiration.

You really have done your research, haven't you.

I suppose this is one way to get men to lose weight: make them feel insecure about their manhood and claim that they can massively increase their size, but there is only so much you can archive with gaining or losing weight. Its fine to not to like his performance in Prometheus because it apparently was too camp for you (I don't have a problem with camp). However to therefore claim that the size of his manhood was some sort of optical illusion brought about by his lean body doesnt hold up. There is slightly bigger and there is big and that thing was BIG.

Impossible · 08-31-2015, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Todd Tomorrow

You really have done your research, haven't you.

I suppose this is one way to get men to lose weight, making them feel insecure about their manhood, but there is only so much you can archive with gaining or losing weight. Its fine to not to like his performance in Prometheus because it apparently was too camp for you (I don't have a problem with camp) However to therefore claim that the size of his manhood was some sort of optical illusion brought about by his lean body doesnt hold up. There is slightly bigger and there is big and that thing was BIG.

LOL I am just joking around, everyone on here is so bloody serious!

MechaGodzilla · 08-31-2015, 01:32 PM

I love that this thread has turned into a debate about the size of Michael Fassbender's penis. This forum is okay sometimes.

GC Riot · 08-31-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MechaGodzilla

I love that this thread has turned into a debate about the size of Michael Fassbender's penis. This forum is okay sometimes.

Well, it's still kinda on topic...

dgoswald · 08-31-2015, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GC Riot

Well, it's still kinda on topic...

The sexual symbolism in Alien was something else.

spectre08 · 08-31-2015, 03:43 PM

this thread took a turn for the weird, and I like it

Ray Jackson · 08-31-2015, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GC Riot

Pretty sure the #Fassbendick handle proves what a huge talent he is.

He's no Ben Affleck.

GC Riot · 08-31-2015, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray Jackson

He's no Ben Affleck.

Stay on topic!

Infernal King · 08-31-2015, 08:02 PM

lolwut

Foggy · 08-31-2015, 08:13 PM

Impossible · 08-31-2015, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Shower, not grower

dgoswald · 08-31-2015, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Did not notice the blatant imagery of that creature when I watched the film. They telegraphed that one, lol.

Foggy · 08-31-2015, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dgoswald

Did not notice the blatant imagery of that creature when I watched the film. They telegraphed that one, lol.

They really weren't going for subtlety with the penis snakes.

Impossible · 08-31-2015, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dgoswald

Did not notice the blatant imagery of that creature when I watched the film.

Infernal King · 08-31-2015, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

They really wasn't going for subtlety with the penis snakes.

God I hate this movie

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08-31-2015, 01:08 PM	#485
Impossible Banned Member since:Mar 2010 Blu-ray reviews:3	http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/...ger#.ioZblvN8A “Here’s the thing,” says Fisch. “You can increase the size of your penis — visually. The way you can do it is by losing weight.” This is not a trap. When you have excess fat around your pubic area and stomach, it could make your penis seem smaller. “If you lose weight, you can actually gain an inch or two because the [pubic] fat would be less,” says Fisch. So if you’ve noticed a little extra weight around that area, losing a few might come with the added bonus of looking bigger where you actually want to. If you’re not sure where to start, check out our Clean Eating Challenge and our 28-Day Get Fit Challenge for some inspiration.

08-31-2015, 01:32 PM	#488
MechaGodzilla Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Sep 2012 Location:Sweden 4K collection:96 Blu-ray collection:660 DVD collection:234	I love that this thread has turned into a debate about the size of Michael Fassbender's penis. This forum is okay sometimes.

08-31-2015, 03:43 PM	#491
spectre08 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Feb 2015 Location:Dallas, TX Blu-ray collection:538 DVD collection:25 Trading Score:49	this thread took a turn for the weird, and I like it

08-31-2015, 08:02 PM	#494
Infernal King Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Jun 2013 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- Trading Score:2	lolwut

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