Kevin Smith is too fat to fly

[My_Two_Cents]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

Either that pic is fake, or that guy is 9 feet tall.

There is NO WAY the airlines would allow this guy to fly like that, so I'm not sure if this is a valid photo or not. Blocking the isle like this violates FAA rules.

Originally Posted by bhampton

Considering who he is, he should have booked a row of seats in first class (where the seats are bigger anyway.)
-Brian

No first class on Southwest. He'd also be better off booking a row of sets in coach, as first class seats typically have a fixed center console between them.

[bhampton]

OK,

I've never done more that walk past first class so ... you must be right.

Booking a row in coach (even if it was a 2 seat row) may have worked. Assuming they could get a seat belt around him.

If not ... "Bags Fly Free."


=Brian

[sfmarine]

Pretty soon they're going to make us strip down and do an x-ray scan and then get on a scale to see if we're able to fly on the plane. Flying has gone from a great way to travel to a huge inconvenience.

[scragham]

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

There is NO WAY the airlines would allow this guy to fly like that, so I'm not sure if this is a valid photo or not. Blocking the isle like this violates FAA rules.

that pic is supposedly legit. according to a travel blog (and the comments that followed), a flight attendant was horrified at the entire situation and took the pic with her cell to show to her supervisor.

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/un...-debate-a.html

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by bhampton

He looks too fat to fly to me.

Too fat to live too... at least for the long term.

Someone should get him some help.

Considering who he is, he should have booked a row of seats in first class (where the seats are bigger anyway.) If he did and they still gave him a hard time he should have "checked" himself.

-Brian

Charming

[bhampton]

I remember his wife was in playboy. Mostly because she was his wife but she wasn't unattractive. I hope she gets an open relationship (assuming she didn't leave him already.) Can't be fun to wake up with a slob every day.

(Also charming.)

-Brian

[DetroitSportsFan]

Originally Posted by bhampton

I remember his wife was in playboy. Mostly because she was his wife but she wasn't unattractive. I hope she gets an open relationship (assuming she didn't leave him already.) Can't be fun to wake up with a slob every day.

He puts her in movies and lets her spend his money. She's not going anywhere.