The Canyons (2013) Blu-rays

[phoenixandrew]

I was initially curious about seeing this movie after hearing about all the drama that went with making it, but after reading the review on Blu-ray.com, I don't think I want to see it after all. I'm not particularly interested in watching a movie about two swingers living aimless lives. Sounds too dark and dreary for my tastes.

[Scottie]

Originally Posted by phoenixandrew

I was initially curious about seeing this movie after hearing about all the drama that went with making it, but after reading the review on Blu-ray.com, I don't think I want to see it after all. I'm not particularly interested in watching a movie about two swingers living aimless lives. Sounds too dark and dreary for my tastes.

It's easily one of the worst films ever made.

[MikeScott]

Originally Posted by Hawkguy

Really? So is the runtime of the director's cut listed wrong here, then?... because it doesn't seem to be a new cut...

Plus, there's no other listing in the database/on amazon

Oh sorry, I guess it's only the DVD that has a rated version in addition to a Director's Cut.

[Hawkguy]

Originally Posted by MikeScott

Oh sorry, I guess it's only the DVD that has a rated version in addition to a Director's Cut.

Ahh

..and it definitely seems to be the same cut we've already seen.

[penningtonny10]

I love this movie and I make no apologies. I think it's great. I can't wait to find it cheap somewhere.

[MikeScott]

Originally Posted by Hawkguy

Ahh

..and it definitely seems to be the same cut we've already seen.

Same length but there has to be some difference. Maybe a penis shot or something .

[Hawkguy]

Originally Posted by MikeScott

Same length but there has to be some difference. Maybe a penis shot or something .

Ehhhhhhh I dunno.... but I shall find out soon

[themoviefanatic]

Originally Posted by iScottie

It's easily one of the worst films ever made.

worse then

Master of Disguise, Star Trek Nemesis, Trapped in Paradise, Mom and Dad Save the World, Kangaroo Jack, Caddyshack II and Brother's Justice combined?

[Hawkguy]

Originally Posted by Slikkbradd

worse then

Master of Disguise, Star Trek Nemesis, Trapped in Paradise, Mom and Dad Save the World, Kangaroo Jack, Caddyshack II and Brother's Justice combined?

probably

[Zetmoon]

To put it bluntly:

who cares if the film is any good when Lohan is naked in this film!

[Scottie]

Originally Posted by Slikkbradd

worse then

Master of Disguise, Star Trek Nemesis, Trapped in Paradise, Mom and Dad Save the World, Kangaroo Jack, Caddyshack II and Brother's Justice combined?

I've only seen Kangaroo Jack and Master of Disguise from that list and I can say that those are definitely better.

[lemonski]

Originally Posted by Zetmoon

To put it bluntly:

who cares if the film is any good when Lohan is naked in this film!

[slasherdisc]

Originally Posted by Slikkbradd

worse then

Master of Disguise, Star Trek Nemesis, Trapped in Paradise, Mom and Dad Save the World, Kangaroo Jack, Caddyshack II and Brother's Justice combined?

Trapped in Paradise and Mom and Dad Save the World are fun films! Hell i enjoyed Caddyshack II as well. Robert Stack and Jackie Mason are hilarious in that.

[tylerdurden10]

Originally Posted by visualsynth

Trapped in Paradise and Mom and Dad Save the World are fun films! Hell i enjoyed Caddyshack II as well. Robert Stack and Jackie Mason are hilarious in that.

+1

I never understood all of the hate that movie gets. I mean of course it's not as good as the 1st (not many comedies are), but it definitely had some laughs in it.

[Cahleb]

Originally Posted by iScottie

It's easily one of the worst films ever made.

You're so pressed by Lindsaysus Godhan

[MikeScott]

Come on Amazon drop the price on this!

[KillerJuan77]

Originally Posted by iScottie

It's easily one of the worst films ever made.

To be fair I think there's three more obvious choices from this year that could fit that profile (Getaway, The Host and Movie 43). At least The Canyons was made with an insanely low budget, those other films... there's no excuse (Although making a good film based on an Stephanie Meyer book is quite a challenge).

[Hawkguy]

Originally Posted by MikeScott

Come on Amazon drop the price on this!

I knowwww

[jonnyangl]

Howdy

Lindsy looks sexy in all the screen caps. I hope she is naked a lot in this movie

[pmac]

Originally Posted by jonnyangl

Howdy

Lindsy looks sexy in all the screen caps. I hope she is naked a lot in this movie

She does a bit. On a sofa, in a shower and on a bed, there might be more but those are ones I seem to recall.

She has ruined her lips, she had a really nice face in Mean Girls, really nice everything in Mean Girls actually she was beautiful in that. She just doesn't look the same anymore. But her lips stand out as different the most to me.