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jadedeath · 09-17-2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pelican170

When i saw the new Harold and Kumar movie, i thought this was one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time:

Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a ****in' hypocriticizer too, so shut the **** up! Now smoke my weed.

Future classic moment in comedies for sure.

Logan

darkpoet25 · 09-17-2008, 08:47 PM

Pretty much anything from Dazed and Confused is a classic. Especially Rory Cochrane.

"Are you kidding me?! They grew fields of that stuff."
"There's some spooky stuff going on a dollar bill, you know, and it's green too."

Barbie-Shrimp · 09-17-2008, 08:52 PM

"Gozer the traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the traveler came a large and moving Torb. Then, during the 3rd reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a Giant Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you."

and

"Gozer, the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby command you to cease any and all super-natural activity, and to return forthwith to your place of origin; or to the nearest, convenient parallel dimension."

raginranger · 09-17-2008, 08:55 PM

"Sometimes I just get to thinking that she's cheating on me"

"Yeah man, I know what you mean"

- Office Space

tacoreed · 09-17-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbie-Shrimp

"Gozer the traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the traveler came a large and moving Torb. Then, during the 3rd reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a Giant Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you."

and

"Gozer, the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby command you to cease any and all super-natural activity, and to return forthwith to your place of origin; or to the nearest, convenient parallel dimension."

Whoa, what about "We Came, We Saw, We kicked it's a$$"

SS316SRV · 09-17-2008, 08:56 PM

"Where are you from...originally?"

"Ok the usual stuff isn't working."

That movie is classic. 100%. Everyline is gold.

Valore · 09-17-2008, 09:09 PM

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

tacoreed · 09-17-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valore

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

Going off memory, so I'm probably off a little but great nonetheless:
" How tall are you private?"
"5'9" Sir"
"5'9", I didn't know they could stack @#$! that high"
"Where are you from?"
"Texas, sir"
"Texas, I though only two things came from Texas, Steers and %^&*$#s , and you don't look much like a steer to me"

EDIT: Also, "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

jadedeath · 09-17-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tacoreed

Going off memory, so I'm probably off a little but great nonetheless:
" How tall are you private?"
"5'9" Sir"
"5'9", I didn't know they could stack @#$! that high"
"Where are you from?"
"Texas, sir"
"Texas, I though only two things came from Texas, Steers and %^&*$#s , and you don't look much like a steer to me"

EDIT: Also, "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"

Logan

Ranger-R · 09-17-2008, 09:26 PM

No one puts Baby in the corner! ~ Dirty Dancing

wormraper · 09-17-2008, 09:27 PM

This isn't Good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New yorker!!, you're in deep shit

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

jadedeath · 09-17-2008, 09:29 PM

Whenever there was a problem at work, and people would ask "well, what do we do now?"

I always responded with:

"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"

Logan

tacoreed · 09-17-2008, 09:34 PM

"Have you seen my stapler?"

Forget it, How about almost every line in Office Space and Napoleon Dynamite.

DarchAmonNagar · 09-17-2008, 09:45 PM

MAN-
Hey, buddy, you got a
dead cat in there or what?
TERMINATOR-
**ck you, ***hole.

The Terminator

Blu-Curry · 09-17-2008, 09:53 PM

I have MANY that come close to each other but I'd have to say...

Police Academy 2:

"You're a cop!" (rips fake mustache off Mahoney) "You're an UGLY cop!!!" - Zed

rwpow · 09-17-2008, 10:46 PM

Play It Again, Sam, Bogart's (aka Jerry Lacy) best line:

"...I never met a broad that didn't understand a slap in the face or a slug from a .45.."

But my wife never laughs....

dereksworl · 09-17-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moose4130

Excellent.

Doc Holliday - "That's Latin, darling. Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."

"I'll be your huckleberry."

jadedeath · 09-17-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rwpow

Play It Again, Sam, Bogart's (aka Jerry Lacy) best line:

"...I never met a broad that didn't understand a slap in the face or a slug from a .45.."

But my wife never laughs....

Not to nitpick, but Didn't Bogart say "You played it for her, you can play it for me! "

Logan

cravnsn · 09-17-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad8511

Go ahead punk, make my day - Dirty Harry

Stolen from an earlier movie - Vice Squad

cravnsn · 09-17-2008, 11:07 PM

John - “He’s a nice old man isn’t he”

Paul - “He’s very clean”

Beatles A Hard Days Night

“Huh, must be a king”

“Why”?

“He hasn’t got sh*t all over him”

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

“I’m not the bloody messiah now PISS OFF!”

“You think there’s something funny about my friends name, Bigus Dickus?”

Monty Python Life Of Brian

“Would you mind telling me who’s brain I did put in?”

“Abby – someone”

“Abby someone – Abby who?”

“Abby Normal”

Young Frankenstein

Wow, too many choices – I could go on forever.

09-17-2008, 09:53 PM	#55
Blu-Curry Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Winnipeg, Canada 4K collection:115 Blu-ray collection:409 Digital collection:72 Blu-ray reviews:7 Trading Score:5	I have MANY that come close to each other but I'd have to say... Police Academy 2: "You're a cop!" (rips fake mustache off Mahoney) "You're an UGLY cop!!!" - Zed Last edited by Blu-Curry; 09-17-2008 at 10:06 PM.

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09-17-2008, 08:47 PM	#42
darkpoet25 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Feb 2007 Location:Indianapolis, IN Home Theater Gallery:45 4K collection:50 Blu-ray collection:297 Blu-ray reviews: 4	Pretty much anything from Dazed and Confused is a classic. Especially Rory Cochrane. "Are you kidding me?! They grew fields of that stuff." "There's some spooky stuff going on a dollar bill, you know, and it's green too."

09-17-2008, 08:52 PM	#43
Barbie-Shrimp Expert Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Grand Rapids, MI Blu-ray collection:45	"Gozer the traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the traveler came a large and moving Torb. Then, during the 3rd reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a Giant Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you." and "Gozer, the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby command you to cease any and all super-natural activity, and to return forthwith to your place of origin; or to the nearest, convenient parallel dimension."

09-17-2008, 08:55 PM	#44
raginranger Senior Member Member since:Jul 2007 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:5	"Sometimes I just get to thinking that she's cheating on me" "Yeah man, I know what you mean" - Office Space

09-17-2008, 08:56 PM	#46
SS316SRV Blu-ray Guru Member since:Sep 2007 Location:Appleton, WI Blu-ray collection:74	"Where are you from...originally?" "Ok the usual stuff isn't working." That movie is classic. 100%. Everyline is gold.

09-17-2008, 09:09 PM	#47
Valore Power Member Member since:Feb 2007 Location:Somewhere between here and there Blu-ray collection:148 DVD collection:84 Blu-ray reviews: 2 Trading Score:1	Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

09-17-2008, 09:26 PM	#50
Ranger-R Power Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Washington Home Theater Gallery:5 Blu-ray collection:1808 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:80	No one puts Baby in the corner! ~ Dirty Dancing

09-17-2008, 09:27 PM	#51
wormraper Blu-ray Archduke Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Tucson Arizona 4K collection:960 Blu-ray collection:5288 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:571	This isn't Good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New yorker!!, you're in deep shit "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

09-17-2008, 09:29 PM	#52
jadedeath Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2007	Whenever there was a problem at work, and people would ask "well, what do we do now?" I always responded with: "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" Logan

09-17-2008, 09:34 PM	#53
tacoreed Special Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Omaha 4K collection:103 Blu-ray collection:722	"Have you seen my stapler?" Forget it, How about almost every line in Office Space and Napoleon Dynamite.

09-17-2008, 09:45 PM	#54
DarchAmonNagar Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Scotland Blu-ray collection:496 Trading Score:2	MAN- Hey, buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what? TERMINATOR- ck you, *hole. The Terminator

09-17-2008, 10:46 PM	#56
rwpow Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Sonoma, CA	Play It Again, Sam, Bogart's (aka Jerry Lacy) best line: "...I never met a broad that didn't understand a slap in the face or a slug from a .45.." But my wife never laughs....

09-17-2008, 11:07 PM	#60
cravnsn Banned Member since:Aug 2008	John - “He’s a nice old man isn’t he” Paul - “He’s very clean” Beatles A Hard Days Night “Huh, must be a king” “Why”? “He hasn’t got sh*t all over him” Monty Python & The Holy Grail “I’m not the bloody messiah now PISS OFF!” “You think there’s something funny about my friends name, Bigus Dickus?” Monty Python Life Of Brian “Would you mind telling me who’s brain I did put in?” “Abby – someone” “Abby someone – Abby who?” “Abby Normal” Young Frankenstein Wow, too many choices – I could go on forever.

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